Due to overwhelming popular demand on the part of three or four regular readers, we have created the below list of every item published on this website. Aside from being an excellent time-waster, this headline "vault" is sometimes the easiest way to find a specific article you may be looking for, thanks to some irritating limitations on the part of our blog engine's software. (Hint: use your browser's "find" function.) But if you want, you can also use the search field below, though remember that an "Á" is not the same thing as an "A" and an "Ő" isn't even close to being an "O" - no matter how much it seems like it should be, or how many times you type it in. Oh, and it takes forever.
- Dumb New Records (II): Chicken Lays Mega Egg With Assist From Paks Nuclear Reactor(Mar 11, 10)
- Dumb New Records (I): How Many Hours Can a Person Watch Cartoons Before They Are Officially Braindead?(Mar 11, 10)
- Metro Drivers Arrive at their Wedding in Full BKV Glory(Mar 10, 10)
- Is That a Nokia Box Under Your Coat or are You Just Happy to See Us?(Mar 10, 10)
- Balaton Sound Festival Gears Up to Party Like it's 1999(Mar 10, 10)
- Are Foreigners Hungary's Demographic Savior, or Just a Bunch of Chainsaw-Wielding, Cat-Shooting Maniacs?(Mar 10, 10)
- Health Portal Fails Viral Marketing Hygiene Test(Mar 09, 10)
- "Statueatory" Rape Crisis Continues as Beloved Village "Madonna" Pinched(Mar 09, 10)
- District V Mayor Defies Cynics by Completing New "Budapest Broadway" Project On Time. Oh, Brother.(Mar 08, 10)
- And Be Sure to Check Out Our Translatinging(Mar 08, 10)
- Local Cops Give Hearty Welcome to Arriving Drug Dealer(Mar 08, 10)
- "Germy" Széchenyi Baths Claim Leaves Life.com Editors in Hot Chlorinated Water(Mar 04, 10)
- Linda Király Rules Out Posing for Lad Mags, Eight Years After Her FHM Spread(Mar 04, 10)
- Goofy Informercial Announces Expansion of Fitness Norbi Empire into the Anglosphere(Mar 04, 10)
- The Orange Men of District XI Demand Rio and Zöld Pardon Cough Up the Green(Mar 04, 10)
- Ryanair Offer Was Great Until We Tried to Buy a Ticket(Mar 03, 10)
- Volt Festival to be Headlined by Massive Attack and … Billy Idol?(Mar 03, 10)
- Meteor Manages to Outflame Hungarian Police and Firefighters(Mar 02, 10)
- Relax, the Hand Down Your Pants Just Means You're One of Us Now(Mar 02, 10)
- Celebrity Portal Asks All Important Question: Are TV Presenter's Boobs Real?(Mar 02, 10)
- Outrage as Female Cop Fired For Gag Pics While Male Peer Gets Slap on Wrists For Moonlighting in Slovak Gay Porn(Mar 02, 10)
- Twin Tragedies Underscore Link Between Global Cooling, Heating(Mar 01, 10)
- Pécs Police in Pursuit of "Polite" Hit-and-Run Driver(Mar 01, 10)
- Truckers and Whores, Together Again(Feb 26, 10)
- First Stork Sighted in Hungary, Meaning End of Dreadful Winter is Finally Here(Feb 26, 10)
- Parliamentary Inaction Promises Free and Piss-Poor Parking This Summer(Feb 23, 10)
- Fat Celebrity Who Was Not-So-Fat in Playboy Pictorial Fat Once Again(Feb 23, 10)
- Long Expired Colbert Bridge Joke Resurfaces on Google Maps(Feb 23, 10)
- Local Woman Slurps Her Way into Hungarian Oral Sex Record Books(Feb 23, 10)
- Area Expat Plans Overland Escape After Earlier Attempt to Flee Hungary Foiled by Epic Malév-Fueled Airline Fuck-up(Feb 18, 10)
- And Next Week, I'll Tell You All About My Most Recent Pap Smear(Feb 18, 10)
- New University Aims to Keep Retirees Out of Trouble, Working Until They Die(Feb 18, 10)
- Burn Marks, Blood Stains and Bullet Holes Will Get You an Extra 15% Off the Suggested Retail Price(Feb 18, 10)
- International Trendwatch (II): Mystery Deepens in Other Dead-Lady-In-A-Dumpster Drama(Feb 18, 10)
- International Trendwatch (I): Hungarian Bitches Be Bling(Feb 18, 10)
- Hungary and Canada in Shock Simultaneous Release of Patriotic Odes to Fizzy Yellow Piss(Feb 16, 10)
- Margit Bridge Renovations Expected to be Completed During Your Lifetime(Feb 16, 10)
- Portal Editors Either Not Paying Attention or Busy Predicting the Future(Feb 16, 10)
- No, We Just Need the Serial Number of Your Weapon, Not the Number of Serial Killings You'll Be Using It For(Feb 15, 10)
- And We're Jailing Frosty the Snowman for Going Thumpety Thump Thump Over the Hills of Snow(Feb 15, 10)
- Package Tour Hung-O-Rama Part Deux: The "Snowattack" of Puy-Saint-Vincent(Feb 11, 10)
- But What if You Bring a Snowboard?(Feb 11, 10)
- Budapest Embankments to Receive New Names Unpronounceable to Most Hungarians(Feb 11, 10)
- Zombies Excited as Slightly-Used Skull Saw Expected to Hit Black Market Soon(Feb 11, 10)
- Our Hookers are Better Educated than Your Hookers(Feb 10, 10)
- Pensioner Uses Toilet Plunger to Beat the Crap Out of His Son(Feb 10, 10)
- New Hungarian 3D Monitor Has Legitimate Uses in Addition to Porn(Feb 10, 10)
- Hungarian Patriot Proud to Make His Opinions Known in Alphabet Most Can't Read(Feb 10, 10)
- Experts Reveal that Budapest Earthquake Would Have Pro-Communist Bias(Feb 09, 10)
- Quimby Reveals Plans to Protect Budapest From Protesting Cartoon Penises(Feb 09, 10)
- It's Much Preferable to be a László or a Béla than a Gábor or an Imre (Feb 09, 10)
- And "Gyurcsány Takarodj" to You Too, Buddy!(Feb 09, 10)
- Breaking: BKV Kontroll Has Totally Lost Control(Feb 04, 10)
- Snow Means Christmas for Parking Scofflaws in Budapest(Feb 04, 10)
- Stupid Bus Driver Sacked After Filming Himself Laughing at "Stupid" Passengers(Feb 04, 10)
- Snowblower Blows Away Pedestrian, Bus Adds Insult to Injury for Child-Packed Ambulance(Feb 04, 10)
- Budapest Just Says No to European Anti-Drug Agency(Feb 04, 10)
- And if You're Killed in an Earthquake City Hall Will Throw in a Side Trip to Haiti(Feb 03, 10)
- Drunk, Naked Czech Nabbed in Countryside Home Invasion(Feb 03, 10)
- Caring Nation Breathes Sigh of Relief as Homeless Wretch Found Frozen Solid in Shopping Mall Parking Lot(Feb 03, 10)
- Report: Government Poised to Ban Fish Bowls, Snake Food(Feb 03, 10)
- Police Raid the Only Effective "Safe Word" on Budapest BDSM Porn Set(Jan 28, 10)
- Whiskey Robber Discovered His Sensitive & Scholarly Side Behind Bars(Jan 28, 10)
- Police Officer Nabbed After Attempting to Steal Mystery Merchandise(Jan 28, 10)
- Knife-Wielding Suicidal Granny No Match for the Literal Boot of the Law(Jan 27, 10)
- Everyone's Favorite Nazi-Saluting Black Hungarian a Menace to Other Motorists(Jan 27, 10)
- This Week's Indicator That the Light at the End of the Economic Tunnel is Still Far Away(Jan 27, 10)
- Vietnamese-Hungarian Pop Singer Proud to Receive Hungarian Citizenship So She Can Leave(Jan 26, 10)
- Two-Tailed Dog Party Prints New Banknotes as Worthless as the People Depicted On Them(Jan 26, 10)
- Hungarian Men Happy With Their Weight, Thank You Very Much, Now Please Pass the Zsíros Kenyér(Jan 26, 10)
- Hungary & Serbia Tie on Points in Water Polo "Friendly" Fistfight(Jan 25, 10)
- Plastic Now Accepted When Paying Traffic Fines But Cash Still Preferred(Jan 25, 10)
- Today's Criminal Mastermind Protip: When Attempting to Rob a Building, Don't Approach it With a Mask and Your Weapon in Plain Sight(Jan 25, 10)
- Budapest Mayor's Strike-Time Shuttle Service Either PR Stunt or Harbinger of Doom(Jan 21, 10)
- When it Comes to Wiping Slovakia Off the Map, EasyJet Beats the Hungarian Far-Right(Jan 21, 10)
- Capital of Culture Declares Proxy War on Snack Vendors(Jan 21, 10)
- Politicians Propose Semi-Nutty Idea to Improve Budapest that We Actually Like(Jan 21, 10)
- Hungarian Women Will Just Have to Find Some Other Beauty Pageant to Participate In(Jan 21, 10)
- And Detti K. Must Be So Happy For Everyone to Know...(Jan 21, 10)
- Junior Possibly Messed Around with Dad's Girl in Budapest Zoo Gorilla Paternity "Scandal"(Jan 19, 10)
- Liberal Talking Head Reveals What We All Already Suspected(Jan 19, 10)
- Flagging Metal Prices Lead to Countryside Poultry Poaching Trend(Jan 19, 10)
- Hungarian Train Washrooms Now Equipped With Grenades(Jan 19, 10)
- Tesco Now Offering Carp With a Side of Frog Legs(Jan 19, 10)
- Wild Boars Rout Hunters 2-0 in Northeastern Regional Qualifier(Jan 14, 10)
- Collapsing Fence Proves to be Effective Anti-Theft Device(Jan 14, 10)
- Hungarian Dickhead Stands Tall as American Douche Peters Out(Jan 12, 10)
- Did You Hear the One About the Hungarian Who Stopped in Beerland on the Way to Weed and Almost Ended Up With a Job?(Jan 12, 10)
- Did Fatal French Ex Off Hungarian Expat Art Expert?(Jan 12, 10)
- America's "Orszagasm" Rudely Interrupted as Hungo-Handled Budget Big Outed as Hound Dog of Magyar Magnitude(Jan 11, 10)
- If You're Only Going to Read One Stolen ATM Story This Week, Make It This One(Jan 11, 10)
- State Plans "Spring Cleaning" at Prison for the Criminally Insane(Jan 11, 10)
- Survey on Immigration Reveals Hungarians Just Want You to Stop Whatever You Are Doing Right Now and Leave(Jan 11, 10)
- Father's Heart Condition Leaves Wife, Teenage Son Tending to Family's Bank Robbery Business(Jan 11, 10)
- BREAKING: Former Budapest Expat Implicated in Notorious Florida Playmate Murder/Immolation(Jan 08, 10)
- When Hungarians Ruled Hollywood: A Birthday Tribute to the Great Adolph Zukor(Jan 07, 10)
- Hungary, Slovakia Tied in Latest Quality of Life, State-Sponsored Terror Surveys(Jan 07, 10)
- Big News (II): Beauty Queen Makes Impressive Gains in Pageant, Weight Class(Jan 07, 10)
- Big News (I): Hungarian-Irish Dog Towers Above Pretty Much Everything(Jan 07, 10)
- Partygoers Find Immolative Way to End New Year's Eve in Hospital(Jan 07, 10)
- From This Angle, Big Hungary Kind of Looks Like a Whale(Jan 07, 10)
- Porn Queen Barmaid Wants You to Be Quiet and Go Home(Jan 06, 10)
- Café Del Rio Slapped White Over Racist Door Policy(Jan 06, 10)
- Man Cut Short After Attempting Train Station Short Cut(Jan 06, 10)
- German Import Nabs Police Award for Record Speeding Fine in '09, Turk Speed Dealers for Top Drug Bust(Jan 05, 10)
- Tesco Employees Get Big Bonus for Working Over Holidays(Jan 05, 10)
- And if You Were Naughty, Santa Probably Brought You One of These(Jan 05, 10)
- Taser Bandit Gets Rude Shock(Jan 05, 10)
- Mutilated Monster Rabbit Monument Caps Off Monumentally Monstrous 2009 in Hungary(Dec 31, 09)
- Plump Penises Now Rival Big Boobs in Hungarian Plastic Surgery Procedures(Dec 17, 09)
- At Least the View is Supposed to be Quite Spectacular(Dec 17, 09)
- Mauling Apparently Appropriate Reaction to Being Laughed At(Dec 17, 09)
- Machete-Wielding Attacker Much More Succesful than Far Right Fansite(Dec 16, 09)
- Hungary Tourist Board Advertises Lake Balaton Summer Fun in Time for First Snow of Winter(Dec 16, 09)
- Teenage Taggers Thwarted by Pissed Off Tram Driver(Dec 16, 09)
- Inmate Approves of Prison Rape But Draws the Line at Murder(Dec 16, 09)
- Chickenshit Hungarian Women Derail Nation's Bid for Global Suicide Glory(Dec 14, 09)
- Financial Times: Hungary at Risk of Civil Strife, Especially if Emperor Franz-Josef Doesn't Get Better(Dec 14, 09)
- Authorities Concerned About Growing Availability of Cocaine in Hungary. Cool!(Dec 14, 09)
- West Balkán Finds New Digs, Promises to Stay Put for a While(Dec 11, 09)
- Hungary Wins Another Coveted Child Exploitation Award(Dec 11, 09)
- Just-Sprung Ex-Con Run Down in Baracska(Dec 11, 09)
- Countryside Motorist, Bicyclist Strike Two Drunken Blows Against Zero Tolerance(Dec 11, 09)
- They Don't Call It the Number Two Tram Line for Nothing(Dec 10, 09)
- More Scandals Emerge from BKV... Hey, That Tram Looks Pretty Cool!(Dec 09, 09)
- Despite BKV Crackdown, Dodgy Ticket Resellers Still Find Ways to Screw Customers(Dec 09, 09)
- Combinos Finding New Methods to Wreak Destruction Across Budapest(Dec 09, 09)
- Cave-Dwelling Billionaire Heirs Minus 1 Cave-Dweller But Plus 1 Homeless Brother(Dec 08, 09)
- Zita Görög May Regret That She Posed Nude in the Past, But We Don't(Dec 08, 09)
- Our Armed Robber Santa Kicks the Shit Out of Your Armed Robber Santa(Dec 07, 09)
- DJ Playmate Says Hungary No Longer Big Enough For Her Ambitions(Dec 07, 09)
- Vodafone Bitch-Slaps T-Mobile Over Friday's Network Downtime(Dec 07, 09)
- All Hell Breaks Loose as Fat Coat Stokes Pop Star Pregnancy Rumors(Dec 07, 09)
- Hungarian Swimming Star Delights Fans With Return to Naked Photo Shoots, Swimming(Dec 07, 09)
- Star of Crappy TV Show Says TV Too Crappy to Watch(Dec 03, 09)
- You Need to be a Triathlete to Make Some of the BKV's Listed Connections(Dec 03, 09)
- Night of Fun for Thieving Joyriders Stopped by Stubborn Utility Pole(Dec 03, 09)
- Unpublished Photo "Leaked" of Kata Sarka Holding Her Tits in Attempt to Increase Sales and Boners(Dec 03, 09)
- Cave-Dwelling Homeless Hungarian Brothers Stand to Inherit Billions(Dec 02, 09)
- Tabloid Late to Discover Run-Down State of Ferihegy Rail Stop(Dec 02, 09)
- Man Run Over Multiple Times by Budapest Metro Trains(Dec 02, 09)
- Escaped Horses in Rural Roadway Rampage(Dec 02, 09)
- And Now For Something Completely Different: BKV Will Not Raise Fares Next Year(Dec 02, 09)
- Victim of Pécs University Bloodbath Remembered in Tabloid Cartoon(Dec 01, 09)
- Missing Corpse of Nazi Heir Discovered in Hungary (Dec 01, 09)
- Cute News Round-up: Dog Fathers Lion Club, ET born in Miskolc and a Sheep-Smuggling Sheepdog(Nov 30, 09)
- And Our Nominee for Shadow Finance Minister is the Kid from Damien: Omen II(Nov 25, 09)
- Employee Tires of Arguing With Boss, Bludgeons Him to Death, Dumps Him in Car Trunk(Nov 25, 09)
- Hungary Gets Its First Victoria's Secret Model! Woo-Hoo!(Nov 25, 09)
- Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting in Mórahalom(Nov 25, 09)
- Rumors Continue About a Possible Matthäus Return to Magyarland(Nov 24, 09)
- "Travel Agencies" Behind Emigration Epidemic to Canada(Nov 24, 09)
- Even the Dead Can't Ride for Free on the BKV(Nov 24, 09)
- VIVA Presenter Literally Left Red in the Face in Massage Mishap(Nov 24, 09)
- Most! a Most Welcome Addition to Budapest Bar Scene(Nov 23, 09)
- Budapest Braces for Siege by Scouser Football Fans(Nov 23, 09)
- Gypsy Leader Tries Building Anti-Semitic Bridges with Jobbik(Nov 23, 09)
- Thieves Generally Unsuccesful in Acquiring Payback-Free Loans(Nov 23, 09)
- To Do This Weekend: Le Anoraak Est Arrivé! And the Beaujolais Too!(Nov 19, 09)
- Now That's Just Cold(Nov 19, 09)
- Nuts in Nyíregyháza (II): Cops Tricked by Trannie Hooker(Nov 19, 09)
- Nuts in Nyíregyháza (I): Teens Laid Low by Pill/Energy Drink Combo(Nov 19, 09)
- Motorist Lobby Groups Declare War on Bicycle Lanes(Nov 18, 09)
- And for the Deaf They Have a Wonderful Music Collection(Nov 18, 09)
- Architects Just Love Our Collection of Rusty Columns(Nov 18, 09)
- Teenage Girls Bring New Meaning to the Term "Nicotine Fiend"(Nov 18, 09)
- Final Issue Perfect Example of Why No One Bought FHM(Nov 17, 09)
- New Alstom Trains Still Not Coming to a Metro Line Near You(Nov 17, 09)
- Budapest Boulevard Receives Massive Facelift, Unfortunately Only Online(Nov 17, 09)
- Gene Simmons Gives American Soldier a Big Hungarian Kiss(Nov 17, 09)
- Visitors to New Budapest Mall Can Literally Shop 'Til They Drop(Nov 17, 09)
- Smile, You're on Dirty Hungarian Candid Camera!(Nov 12, 09)
- World's Least Frivolous Catfight Breaks Out in Budapest Courtroom (Nov 12, 09)
- Local Lad Mag Submits to Painful Economic Discipline(Nov 12, 09)
- "Minimalist" Calendar Published by "Maximalist" Playmate(Nov 12, 09)
- Krawalle Über Fordítási Hiba of Nobel Preis-Winning Author Aufgeklärt(Nov 11, 09)
- Chance Reunion of Hungarian Childhood Sweethearts Straight Out of Hollywood Romantic Comedy, Sort Of(Nov 11, 09)
- There's Free Housing in Budapest if You're Prepared to Get Naked!(Nov 11, 09)
- Celebrity Hair Stylist Comes Out as Gay So He Can Grope Chicks(Nov 10, 09)
- Countryside Cauliflower Theft Problem Turns Out to be Small Potatoes(Nov 10, 09)
- Lock-up Lowdown (II): Hungarian Prison Guards Involved in Gunfight(Nov 10, 09)
- Lock-up Lowdown (I): British Man Labels Hungary "Cruel and Barbaric"(Nov 10, 09)
- Hungarians Observe Historic Berlin Wall Anniversary with… OMG, Kata Sarka is Like, So Sad About Having to Show Her Crotch to CKM!(Nov 09, 09)
- Disgraced Sumo Wrestler Hungary's New Champion Dope(Nov 05, 09)
- Dumpster-Diving Dogs Give Police "Heads-up" Over Rotting Corpse, and Other Local Body Parts News(Nov 04, 09)
- Lottery-Winning Cop Not So Lucky After All!(Nov 04, 09)
- Bucolic Scenery and Invigorating, Organic Lifestyles Fails to Prevent Hungarians in Western Romania from Offing Themselves Like Bummed-Out Swedes(Nov 04, 09)
- EU Funds Paid for New "State of the Art" Bicycle Rest Stop(Nov 04, 09)
- Police Powerless as Underage Urchin Trash Church in Rural Rampage(Nov 04, 09)
- Hungary Now Officially Poorer and Sadder than Moldova and Azerbaijan(Nov 03, 09)
- Former Playmate of the Year Now Short Order Cook(Nov 03, 09)
- Hungarian Celebrity Twitter Aggregator a Black Hole of Intelligence(Nov 03, 09)
- In Case of Emergency, Everyone Scream and Drag the Kid Next To You Down to the Bottom(Nov 02, 09)
- Are BKV Kontrollers Corrupt Swine, or Just Annoying Losers? Discuss.(Nov 02, 09)
- Burning With Curiosity (II): How Not to Put Out a Car Fire(Oct 29, 09)
- Burning With Curiosity (I): One Building, One Night, Two Fires(Oct 29, 09)
- Celebrated Meteorologist Predicts Cold in… Oh, Hey - This Weathergirl is Really Hot!(Oct 28, 09)
- Budapest Bridge to Keep "Gap-Toothed Grin"(Oct 28, 09)
- Three More Reasons to Melt Down Your Bicycle and Sell it for Scrap(Oct 28, 09)
- Hungarian Stallone Look-Alike Aims to Conquer America(Oct 28, 09)
- Elizabeth Taylor has More Faith in Hungarian Healthcare than Hungarians(Oct 28, 09)
- Outrage as Countryside Priest Refuses to Pay for Gay Sex(Oct 27, 09)
- Concerns as "Klepto-Narcolepsy" Declared an Official Trend in Hungary(Oct 27, 09)
- Holy Spirit Stages Half-Assed Miracle in Budapest(Oct 27, 09)
- Online Campaign Launched to Help Make Hungary Not So Dreary(Oct 22, 09)
- Coat-Check Girl Beats Out Name-Brand Babes in "Wild Card" Beauty Contest(Oct 22, 09)
- Slick New Video Recalls Hungary's Innovating Past(Oct 22, 09)
- Rip-Off Budapest Nightclub to have Operating License Suspended(Oct 21, 09)
- Playboy Editor Threatens to Release Another Liptai Pictorial(Oct 21, 09)
- Fate of Victim Remains Unknown in District VIII Hamster-napping Incident(Oct 21, 09)
- Hungarian News Anchor Physically Transforming into American Comedian(Oct 21, 09)
- Radioactive Village Offers Ft 1 million to New Residents(Oct 20, 09)
- Girl Wants Ft 20 million for Lost Nipple (Oct 20, 09)
- Man Advertises Kidney Online for Ft 3 Million(Oct 20, 09)
- Mother of Four Joins Boot Camp to Pay Mortgage (Oct 20, 09)
- Countryside Store Opening Stampede Cheering Sign of Consumer Confidence(Oct 20, 09)
- Lottery Jackpot Frees Lucky Cops from Drudgery of Solving Crimes, Shaking Down Motorists(Oct 15, 09)
- Hungary Defeats Denmark in First Game after the Gera Era(Oct 15, 09)
- Horthy's Bunker Fortified in Anticipation of Tourist Invasion(Oct 15, 09)
- Let Me In, I'm a Robber!(Oct 15, 09)
- Man Dies During Football Match With Ambulance Workers(Oct 14, 09)
- BKV Misses Out on "Pizza Oven" Promotion(Oct 14, 09)
- Cool Wind Diagram Sends Chill Through All Hungary (Oct 14, 09)
- World Media Gets Big Wood for Miss Plastic Hungary(Oct 13, 09)
- 19 Die in Action-Packed Conclusion to Hungarian Motoring Misadventure Week(Oct 13, 09)
- WestEnd Mall Offers New Wintertime Budget Bathing Solutions(Oct 13, 09)
- Hungarians: Still Miserable After All These Years(Oct 13, 09)
- Future Hungarian National Football Team More Exciting than Current One(Oct 13, 09)
- Canada Protests "Too Many Men on the Ice" in Hungarian Visa Row(Oct 08, 09)
- Advertising Agency Becomes Part Owner of New Metro Cars(Oct 08, 09)
- Tabloid Reveals Best Buns Competition Winners With Tiny Pictures(Oct 08, 09)
- Why Did the Drunk Build a Pedestrian Crosswalk? To Get to the Other Side!(Oct 08, 09)
- "Hungarian Banksy" Hauled Before a Judge(Oct 08, 09)
- Maintenance Workers Still Manage to Mess Up Two-Pieced Puzzle(Oct 07, 09)
- Hungarian Hacker Competition Proves Geeks Prefer Bots(Oct 06, 09)
- Animal News (II): Recovering Stork Flees Hungary for the Winter(Oct 06, 09)
- Animal News (I): Budapest Zoo to Host Erotic Endangered Elephant Encounters(Oct 06, 09)
- Nation Gasps, Harrumphs at Long-Awaited Glimpse of Plus-Sized TV Presenter's Ta-Tas(Oct 05, 09)
- Hungarian Teachers' Union Claims Members Not Getting Enough(Oct 05, 09)
- Dracula's Dungeon Found in Time for Pécs 2010 Festivities(Oct 01, 09)
- Work on Margit Bridge to Temporarily Stop, Become More Expensive(Oct 01, 09)
- Dastardly Duo Nearly Make Off With 100 Forints(Oct 01, 09)
- To Do This Saturday: Stay the Hell Away from Újpest(Oct 01, 09)
- Genetic Analysis Reconfirms That Hungarians are Europe's Asians(Oct 01, 09)
- Avoid Glambo if She Comes to a Bar Near You(Oct 01, 09)
- Latest Explosion Also Unrelated to Alleged Terrorist Organization(Sep 30, 09)
- Buda Man's Cock Receives Fatal Blow(Sep 30, 09)
- Critic of Hungarian Pop Tart's Singing Equates it with Diarrhea(Sep 30, 09)
- Szeged Man Taken to Hospital After Self-Inflicted Stabbing Incident(Sep 30, 09)
- Hungarians Set New Record in Terms of Artery-Clogging Goodness(Sep 30, 09)
- "T"-Stickered Car T-Boned by Eager Organ Donor(Sep 29, 09)
- Historical Reenactors Will Soon Be Capable of Besieging Parliament(Sep 24, 09)
- BKV Bus Drivers Have Feelings Too(Sep 24, 09)
- Regional Bus Authority Would Like to Communicate With Your Colon(Sep 24, 09)
- Pre-Owned Belgian Buses Come With Preexisting Conditions(Sep 24, 09)
- These Days They Sell Drinks not Dentures at the Fogasház(Sep 23, 09)
- Certified Ass and Jackass to Judge Tabloid's Cheeky Competition(Sep 23, 09)
- Romanians Succeed Where Google Street View Failed(Sep 23, 09)
- Homeless Man Nearly Dies Due to Lard-Covered Bread(Sep 23, 09)
- Dental Implants Turn Average Hungarian Man into Incredible Howling Moron(Sep 22, 09)
- Bus-Tram Crash Marks Debut of Second-Generation Pestiside Street Disaster Photo Master(Sep 22, 09)
- Oh, You Mean No Parking!(Sep 22, 09)
- Foreigners Caught Pissing on Hungary - Literally!(Sep 22, 09)
- It's Open Fire on the Police Friday!(Sep 18, 09)
- Get Your Protest On (III): Be a District VI "Party Terrorist"!(Sep 17, 09)
- Get Your Protest On (II): The Big BKV Ticket Boycott(Sep 17, 09)
- Get Your Protest On (I): Wizz Air Takes Aim at Wizzairsucks.com(Sep 17, 09)
- Move Over Yngwie, Satriani & Vai, Makkay Can Solo & Sing Simultaneously!(Sep 17, 09)
- BBC Publishes In-Depth Report on Great Tits in Hungary(Sep 17, 09)
- Airbrushing Army Recruited for Plus-Size Celebrity's Playboy Pics(Sep 17, 09)
- Police Discover New Evidence Fitness Norbi Is a Total Cock(Sep 16, 09)
- And Be Sure to Enjoy Our Handy Traffic Bribery Guideline Car Air Freshener(Sep 16, 09)
- First "Megasztár" Mega-Fat Again(Sep 16, 09)
- Grave Injustice Charged in Case of Tyke-Pulping Toppling Headstone(Sep 16, 09)
- Ugly Contests (III): Narrow Escape for Miss Poledance Hungary(Sep 15, 09)
- Ugly Contests (II): Local TV Bimbo Meets American Role Model(Sep 15, 09)
- Ugly Contests (I): Hungary Wins Coveted Child Exploitation Award(Sep 15, 09)
- Coverage of Crucial World Cup Qualifier Threatened by Crappy Soap(Sep 03, 09)
- Wear That Number Plate With Pride(Sep 03, 09)
- Hungarian Girl Shames Self, Nation on UK Talent Show(Sep 03, 09)
- Budapest Waterbus Just Another Accident Waiting to Happen(Sep 03, 09)
- There's No Shame in Being Overtaken by this Turbo Trabi(Sep 03, 09)
- Mixed Feelings as Black Woman with Jewish Name from America Lectures Hungary on Gay Rights(Sep 01, 09)
- Let's Have a Few Drinks and Talk About What's Really Going on With the District VI "War on Nightlife"(Aug 12, 09)
- Hungarian Football League Wins Fiercely-Fought Match Against Ferocious Opponent(Aug 06, 09)
- When Hungary's Baddis Bruk Out in Riddims(Aug 06, 09)
- Stick This in Your Pipe and Smoke it, Anti-Smokers(Aug 05, 09)
- Naughty Németek (II): Drug-Crazed German Attacks Police, Medical Team(Aug 05, 09)
- Naughty Németek (I): Southern Hungarian Towns Stuck with Illegally-Dumped German Garbage(Aug 05, 09)
- Next Generation of Hungarian Crooks to Benefit from New School Computer Program(Aug 05, 09)
- You Can Take Off Your Panties While the Nurse Mixes Us Some Cocktails(Aug 04, 09)
- iPhone Officially the Shit in Budapest!(Aug 03, 09)
- Barack's Popularity in the Crapper in Hungary(Aug 03, 09)
- Hungarian Roads Now Officially REALLY Unsafe for Foreigners(Aug 03, 09)
- Negro Caught Kidnapping One-Week Old Blonde Baby at Budapest Zoo!(Aug 03, 09)
- CORRECTION: Play About Traditional Life in Hungarian Village, Sequined Dildos, Reamed by Key New York Theater Critic(Aug 03, 09)
- Anime Budapest is About to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.(Jul 30, 09)
- New Metro Trains Too Reliable to be Put Into Service(Jul 30, 09)
- No Filler in Fitness Queen's Ass, Unlike News-Starved Tabloid's Pages(Jul 29, 09)
- Motorway Closed Down by Shampoo Buildup(Jul 29, 09)
- Fans of Self-Promoting Unsexy Celebrity Will Just Have to Wait(Jul 29, 09)
- Budapest Stars in Ironic Commercial for The Economist(Jul 28, 09)
- Uninvited Plastic Playmate Gets the Boot From Räikkönen Bash(Jul 28, 09)
- Budapest Nightlife Closures We Can Smile About(Jul 27, 09)
- Heavy Road for Hungarian Cardinal Tipped as Next Pope(Jul 27, 09)
- Polls Now Open in Top Tabloid's Bikinied Beauty Contest(Jul 27, 09)
- Mixed Results as Budapest Plays Hosts to Foreign Pop Music Videos(Jul 27, 09)
- Scantily Clad Patrons of Budapest Booze Bus Squirting Pedestrians(Jul 27, 09)
- And I'd Especially Like to Thank My Husband for Calling Me "Frumpy" and Screwing His Secretary(Jul 23, 09)
- Hungarian Tabloids Gripped with Celebrity Story Constipation(Jul 23, 09)
- New York Critics Laud Play About Traditional Life in Hungarian Village, Sequined Dildos(Jul 23, 09)
- Dim Bulbs Donate New Long-Life Light Bulbs to Low Life-Expectancy Old Biddies(Jul 23, 09)
- Things Not to Think About on the Bus Home Today(Jul 22, 09)
- Romanians Really Sorry for Fans' Shitty Behavior at Football Match with Hungary(Jul 22, 09)
- Burnouts Smoked Out of Countryside Fire Department(Jul 21, 09)
- Suddenly Milli Vanilli Doesn't Seem So Tragic Anymore (Jul 21, 09)
- Strange Plant Found in Front of Strange Man's Home in Szolnok(Jul 21, 09)
- Pope Awaits Magic Throne from Christ-Like Hungarian Gypsy Carpenter(Jul 21, 09)
- And It Seemed Like a Perfect Place to Get Away From the Whole Rat Race…(Jul 17, 09)
- To Do this Weekend: The 19th Annual Szeged International Truckers' Country Music Festival(Jul 16, 09)
- Plus-Sized TV Star Gets Plus-Sized Paycheck for Nudie Pictorial(Jul 16, 09)
- Hollywood Targets Unauthorized Hungarian Films for the Blind(Jul 16, 09)
- Hungarian Found Guilty in "Death by Cop" Vegas Shooting Spree Suicide Bid(Jul 16, 09)
- Unfortunately, "Sajnos Nincs" is Two Words(Jul 16, 09)
- Pot Plants Found Growing, in Pots, in "Pot Village"(Jul 14, 09)
- American Film Critic Falsely Accuses Fake Austrian Homosexual of Being Hungarian(Jul 14, 09)
- Hungarian Roads Now Officially Unsafe for Foreigners(Jul 14, 09)
- Hungarian Motorcycling Champion is "Handbag Maniac," Loser(Jul 13, 09)
- Latest Lonely Planet BP SNAFU Raises the Question of Who's Really the Dummy Here(Jul 13, 09)
- Magyar "MILF of the Nation" Now Dressed to Kill(Jul 13, 09)
- Wacko Jacko Denounced by Holy Hungarian Hypocrite(Jul 09, 09)
- Phone Theft Conjures Memories of Child Criminal from the Past(Jul 09, 09)
- Miss World Hungary Chased Out of World Series of Poker(Jul 08, 09)
- Whiskey Robber Increasingly Likely to Attend Film Premier of his Life Story(Jul 08, 09)
- At Least Someone Sees the Economic Meltdown as a Business Opportunity(Jul 08, 09)
- Cosmopolitan's Bikini World Record Attempt Runs Out of Fabric(Jul 08, 09)
- Wizz Air Not Prepared to Wizz Blind Passengers Away(Jul 07, 09)
- New Site Aims to Bring BKV Passengers Together in Blissful Union(Jul 07, 09)
- Today's Public Service Announcement: Zita Görög Actually Not In New Playboy Issue(Jul 07, 09)
- Please Don't Feed the BKV Monkeys(Jul 07, 09)
- Music Website Reports "The Doors" Opening at Dream Theater Gig (Jul 02, 09)
- BKV Reinstalls Ticket Machines to Trick People(Jul 02, 09)
- Not-so-Nationalists Tool Up for "Magyar Sziget"(Jul 02, 09)
- It Looks Like Rain Dear as Santa Goes Missing in Flooded Rába(Jul 02, 09)
- Go Jeans Gone and Went(Jul 02, 09)
- Sexist Ad for Women's Portal Appears on Male Portal(Jul 02, 09)
- McStay to Stay at Újpest, Lothar Let Go(Jul 02, 09)
- Happy Gay Tax Day!(Jul 01, 09)
- Inevitable Michael Jackson Death Commemoration Story #3: Edible Jacko Suddenly Twice as Delicious(Jun 29, 09)
- Inevitable Michael Jackson Death Commemoration Story #2: The Kiddie He Didn't Fiddle(Jun 29, 09)
- Inevitable Michael Jackson Death Commemoration Story #1: The Secret HiStory of the Magyar Gárda(Jun 29, 09)
- Hungarian Armenologist Concerned About Armenians Speaking Russian(Jun 29, 09)
- Frenzied Freebie-Seekers Piss on Wizz Air Birthday Party(Jun 26, 09)
- Life's a Beach for Hungary-Flooding Slovak Smart-Alecs(Jun 25, 09)
- World Record-Mad Hungarians Breathe Sign of Relief as Earth's Largest Coal Digger Begins Shredding Northeast(Jun 25, 09)
- UK Tab to Pay Damages for Beckham "Elbowgate" Scandal(Jun 25, 09)
- Drunken Life-Taker Blocked from Becoming Kidney Life-Saver(Jun 25, 09)
- BREAKING: Public Pee-Peeing Now Officially a No-No in BP(Jun 25, 09)
- Trial Opens in Onehunga Homo-Hungo Banjo-Bludgeoning Murder(Jun 24, 09)
- Area Woman Fights "Economic Plague" of Early Retirement(Jun 24, 09)
- Local Air Travelers to be Offered New Heights of Luxury, Misery(Jun 24, 09)
- To Do This Weekend (II): Get Your Protest On!(Jun 19, 09)
- To Do This Weekend (I): Spend the Night at the Museum Without Ben Stiller(Jun 19, 09)
- Kontroll Mildly Inconveniencing Non-Paying Passengers(Jun 19, 09)
- Latest BKV Public Relations Stunt Leaves Combinos with Multiple Personality Disorder(Jun 19, 09)
- Budapest's Underpasses to be Renovated and De-Skankified(Jun 19, 09)
- Fun in the Sun (IV): The Least Exclusive Beach in Budapest(Jun 18, 09)
- Fun in the Sun (III): Budapest to Open Beach Barge(Jun 18, 09)
- Fun in the Sun (II): Thieves Take Lifeguard Boat for Inland Joy Ride(Jun 18, 09)
- Fun in the Sun (I): Babes to Broadcast in Bikinis from Lake Balaton(Jun 18, 09)
- Budapest Developer Thwarted by Neighbors Opens Goat Farm in Retaliation(Jun 18, 09)
- Slovak Statue Vandals Only Succeed in Giving it a Tan(Jun 17, 09)
- "Moron" Matthäus May Not Make Magyar Managerial Return(Jun 17, 09)
- Beware Drunk Driving Vampires in the Hungarian Countryside(Jun 17, 09)
- Tragedy as Beer Trailer Overturns in Rural Hungary(Jun 17, 09)
- Esztergom Mayor Ahead of the Field in "Worst Husband Who is a Politician" Race(Jun 17, 09)
- Budapest's Finest Increase Patrols to Combat Budapest's Worst(Jun 16, 09)
- Emo Singer Defends Self by Stopping Fist With His Face(Jun 16, 09)
- Today's Protip: The Local Council Will Never Come to Your Door Offering Money(Jun 16, 09)
- From the Inbox (II): IWIW User Looking for Man He Ran Over to Prove Innocence(Jun 16, 09)
- From the Inbox (I): Hungarian Police in Kidnapping Spree Coverup (Jun 16, 09)
- Hungary Still a Great Place for Minors to Buy Booze and Cigarettes(Jun 15, 09)
- Graduation Celebration Ends With Attack on Police Car(Jun 15, 09)
- King of Hungary Reveals Himself to Uninterested Hungarian Republic(Jun 15, 09)
- Expect More Media Appearances, Boobs from Hungary's Most Shameless Couple(Jun 15, 09)
- Győzike Actually Less Dumb Than Previously Thought(Jun 15, 09)
- We Were Going To Call It "Bar to Find Girls to Have Sex With" But It Didn't Fit on the Sign(Jun 12, 09)
- Big Rock Thrown Through Front Window of Big Store for Rock Climbers(Jun 12, 09)
- Last Call for Balaton Sound Tickets, Discounted or Otherwise(Jun 12, 09)
- Indubitable Wave of Nostalgia for 1980s Budapest New Wave Station(Jun 11, 09)
- Dubious Wave of Nostalgia for 1970s Balaton Power Station(Jun 11, 09)
- Trash Talk Show a Big Let Down(Jun 11, 09)
- Interview with Hungarian "Neo-Nazi" Leader Worth Sixth as Much as Hitler's Used Snot Rag(Jun 11, 09)
- FHM Rocked by Corruption Charges After "Ugly Girl" Wins Reader Poll (Jun 11, 09)
- Loathsome "Moron" Matthäus Returns to Hungary(Jun 11, 09)
- Screen News (II): Budapest Terminated as Location for "Terminator Salvation" for Being Too Nice!(Jun 11, 09)
- Screen News (I): Horror at Portrayal of Hungarian Gypsies in American Horror Movie(Jun 11, 09)
- Botched Cheese Sale Sparks Countryside Supermarket Riots(Jun 09, 09)
- Tabloid Offers Handy Illustrated Guide to Knife Suicide(Jun 09, 09)
- Election Results Show Hungary Just Another Sad and Grumpy European Country(Jun 08, 09)
- To Do This Weekend: Celebrate the Wonders of European Democracy!(Jun 04, 09)
- Border Cops Score Monster Hauls of Bogus Bank Cards, Shoes and Perfume, Very Un-Bogus Heroin(Jun 04, 09)
- Wild Horse Drags Kids Away from School(Jun 04, 09)
- Children Find Live Bomb in Playground(Jun 04, 09)
- Traffic Rules Temporarily Un-Suspended for Rich Bastards(Jun 04, 09)
- Sporting News (II): Recession-busting Gym Pass Now Just Ft 1,000 per Month (Jun 04, 09)
- Sporting News (I): Lady Freestyler Earns Maximum Respect(Jun 04, 09)
- Travel News (III): Budget-Minded Travelers Flock to Budapest, Land in Bucharest By Mistake(Jun 03, 09)
- Tourism News (II): National Tourist Office Launches New Hebrew-Language Website Just in Time for Summer Pogrom Season(Jun 03, 09)
- Tourism News (I): Come Enjoy the Traditional Hungarian Culture on Scenic Váci Street!(Jun 03, 09)
- Internet Locates Long-Lost UK Child in Hungary, Hungarian Child Molester in UK(Jun 02, 09)
- Slovak Dwarf Spoils Mid-Sized Hungarian's Trouncing of Terrifying American Tennis Amazon(Jun 02, 09)
- Hungarian Politicians, Prostitutes Sign Landmark Financing Deal(Jun 02, 09)
- Mystery Visitor Drops in on Dead Woman in Darnózseli(May 28, 09)
- Pécs, European Capital of Intellectual Property Theft(May 28, 09)
- Budapest Police Battle Wild Boar; Bosnians, Croats in "Game of Chicken" Over Hungarian Poultry(May 28, 09)
- I Don't Like Mondays, Special Hungarian Remix Version(May 27, 09)
- If You're Only Going to One Gay Comedy Night Next Week...(May 26, 09)
- If You're Only Going to Go to Temple in Budapest Once This Week…(May 26, 09)
- Happy Hungarian Skin Cancer Day!(May 26, 09)
- To Do This Weekend: The Recession-Proof Party(May 22, 09)
- No Excuses for Pfizer "No Excuses Day"(May 20, 09)
- Taliban Found with Hungarian Weapons of Mass Destruction(May 20, 09)
- State-Organized Traffic Jams to Spark Budapest-Wide Road Rage(May 20, 09)
- "Hamsterdam" Opens in Budapest(May 20, 09)
- Hungarian Institute of Discovery Doesn't Notice Corpse Rotting on Roof for Months(May 20, 09)
- Punishment for Piece of Garbage Corrupt Mayor Stinks(May 20, 09)
- Zero to Hungo Gangster in 08:32 Flat(May 19, 09)
- Work Life in America Familiar for Young Hungarian Job-Seeker(May 19, 09)
- None Killed in Anti-Nazi Festival, Expat Band Tram-Jam(May 19, 09)
- Go Hate on the Haters Tomorrow in District XIII!(May 15, 09)
- Braking News: Gábor Talmácsi Quits Moto GP(May 14, 09)
- Stork Webcam Season in Full Flight(May 14, 09)
- Car Talk (II): District V Parking Fees Fuel Fashionable Ferrari(May 14, 09)
- Car Talk (I): Area Woman Perfects Four-Minute K-Turn(May 14, 09)
- Sziget Festival Joins Eurozone Years Before Rest of Hungary(May 13, 09)
- Local Motorcyclist Narrowly Misses Making Pun History(May 13, 09)
- Budapest Tram Jam (II): Local Band Out of Kontroll(May 13, 09)
- Budapest Tram Jam (I): On the Globalization Express(May 13, 09)
- Crazy Crime King Gets Six Years; Audacious Scammer Wins "Lifetime Achievement Award"(May 12, 09)
- Area Expat Says Budapest Ripe for New "Homosexual" Trend(May 12, 09)
- Vietnamese Just Crazy about Hungary(May 12, 09)
- Celebrity Catch-up (IV): Fallout from Brief Beckham Budapest Visit Continues(May 07, 09)
- Celebrity Catch-Up (III): Hot Model Potentially Free, Probably Pricey(May 07, 09)
- Celebrity Catch-Up (II): Pouting Starlet Rumored to be Pouting(May 07, 09)
- Celebrity Catch-Up (I): Media Whore Milks Last Drop of Post-Wedding PR(May 07, 09)
- Sporting News (VI): Hungarian Energy Drink Signs "Discount" F1 Sponsorship Deal(May 07, 09)
- Sporting News (V): Cage Fighter Who Lost Arm Returns to Battle(May 07, 09)
- Sporting News (IV): Dude Who Can't Play Football Sets World Record(May 07, 09)
- Sporting News (III): Prize Hungarian Stallion Starts New Job, Calls in Sick(May 06, 09)
- Sporting News (II): Green Rules do for BP-Bamako what Terrorists Never Could(May 06, 09)
- Sporting News (I): Teen American Polo "Ponies" to Come to Hungary for Hunk Training(May 06, 09)
- Tours of Budapest to DIIIIEEEEE For(May 06, 09)
- To Do This Weekend (II): Yes, Virginia, There is an Iguana Street Party(May 06, 09)
- To Do This Weekend (I): Enjoy 2ManyBloggas Without Leaving Home!(May 05, 09)
- Slav Snipers Keep Low Profile in Budapest(May 05, 09)
- Pre-Weekend Wrap: Hungary Free of Swine Flu, Human Swine Not So Much(Apr 30, 09)
- Let's Drink to European Integration!(Apr 30, 09)
- Unbearably Cute Man-Eating Monster Hungary's Newest Media Pet(Apr 30, 09)
- His Excellency Has Received Your Letter and Will Soon Send an Equally Vacuous and Pointless Reply(Apr 30, 09)
- Hungarian Casino Bandit Craps Out in Spain(Apr 30, 09)
- And in August we'll Be Opening for Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo(Apr 29, 09)
- Reason #242 You Shouldn't Feel Bad About Stealing Music Online(Apr 28, 09)
- Relive the Glory of Budapest's 1991 Metro Escalator Massacre!(Apr 28, 09)
- Sports News: Special Feel-Good Canadian Pity/Slovak Rage Edition(Apr 28, 09)
- But the "Corrupt, Overbearing Government Bar-Restaurant" is Still Going Strong(Apr 28, 09)
- New York Times Correspondents Offer Black and White View of Hungary(Apr 27, 09)
- Mapping Hungary (II): Track Upcoming Atomic Proliferation Exercise with New Google "Nukelet"(Apr 23, 09)
- Mapping Hungary (I): Locals Mixed on Google Street View(Apr 23, 09)
- Local Geeks Flush with English-Language Skills(Apr 23, 09)
- Hungarian Cops Pinch 12 Million Fags off German Smugglers(Apr 23, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Bolivian President Threatens Hungo PM! ZOMG!(Apr 23, 09)
- Foreign Media Overdoses on Intoxicating Story of Plucky Hungarian Horse Who Could(Apr 22, 09)
- Evidence Suggests Hungarian "Mercenaries" Killed in Bolivia Were Mostly Just Loco(Apr 20, 09)
- New PM Said to Pick Nose-Picking Yuppie Snot to Help Manage His Public Image(Apr 16, 09)
- More Bizarre British-Hungarian Media News, and This Time It's the BBC(Apr 16, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Life of Luxury Comes to Sudden End on Csepel Boulevard(Apr 16, 09)
- UK Mirror Recommends "Lively" Budapest Bar That's Been Dead for Years(Apr 15, 09)
- Protestors Strike Correct Tone in Parliament Face-Off(Apr 15, 09)
- Mystery Surrounds Death of Hungarian Dogs, Dog-Catcher(Apr 14, 09)
- Gyurcsány Has Last Official Motorcade Accident(Apr 14, 09)
- US Soldiers Challenged by Life in Hungary; Hungarian Challenged by Bullet to the Head from US Soldier(Apr 14, 09)
- Expat News (II): Rotting Corpse of Budapest Sun Rises Again(Apr 10, 09)
- Expat News (I): Budapest Business Journal Website Drops Subscription to Budapest Business Journal(Apr 10, 09)
- Wizzair Launch New "Stockholm Syndrome" Service(Apr 10, 09)
- Sziget Festival Hits the Skids(Apr 10, 09)
- Two Reasons Jesus Won't Be Partying in Budapest This Easter(Apr 09, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special Down-to-Earth Travel and Tourism Edition(Apr 08, 09)
- Gov't Begins Preparations for 2009-2010 Election Cycle(Apr 08, 09)
- Sporting News (III): Champion Austrian Cyclist Powered by Hungarian Doping Gear(Apr 07, 09)
- Sporting News (II): On Second Thought, Your National Team is a Bunch of Useless Has-Beens(Apr 07, 09)
- Sporting News (I): Scammers 1, FIFA Officials 0, in Budapest Nightclub Face-off(Apr 07, 09)
- Three Reasons Hungary's Right-Wing Crazies Suddenly Seem Less Crazy(Apr 06, 09)
- Hard-Bitten American TV Correspondent Meets His Match in "Ruined" Hungary(Apr 06, 09)
- BREAKING: Obama Learns First Hungarian Word!(Apr 06, 09)
- Inner Workings of Make-Up Workday Offer Perfect Working Example of Why Hungary's Economy Isn't(Apr 03, 09)
- City of Budapest Gets Ratings Downgrade, Cliché Upgrade(Apr 03, 09)
- National Theater Director Quietly Suffers for His Art(Apr 03, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special All-True April Fool's Edition(Apr 01, 09)
- Early Arrival of Bethonged Budapest Backsides Shows Upside of Global Warming(Apr 01, 09)
- Fake Indian "Artistes" Nabbed in Route to Budapest(Apr 01, 09)
- Budapest Football Club Pays for Humiliation(Apr 01, 09)
- Road Repair Crisis Offers Opportunity for Quickly Deepening Hungarian Language Skills(Mar 30, 09)
- Minority Report (III): Hungary in Shock as Foreigners Target of "Racially-Motivated" Attacks(Mar 30, 09)
- Minority Report (II): Millions Protest in Favor of Continuing Sexism(Mar 30, 09)
- Minority Report (I): Commandos Rudely Accused of Rudeness to Roma(Mar 30, 09)
- Hungarian Businessmen Go Bareback as Crisis Shreds Executive Dress Allowances(Mar 26, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Prime Minister Wanted, No Experience Preferred(Mar 25, 09)
- Bad Mad Bombers Nabbed in Nagykálló(Mar 25, 09)
- EU Funds to Fuel Western Hungarian Volcano Theme Park(Mar 25, 09)
- Pusztaottlaka Man Burned Up About Something in Mezőkovácsháza(Mar 24, 09)
- Stunning Case of Sunday Driving Shocks Salgótarján(Mar 24, 09)
- Romania Makes Bid to Replace Hungary as East European Nation on American Tongues(Mar 24, 09)
- Prime Minister Fires Self for Underperformance(Mar 23, 09)
- Petite, Lonely Central European Seeks Casual Hookup with Anyone Who Can Really Lay Pipe(Mar 19, 09)
- Pop Quiz: Which CEU Professor is an Unapologetically Illiberal Hater of Free Speech?(Mar 19, 09)
- Man Convicted of Trying to Rape Old Lady in Church - Again(Mar 19, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Even Suicide is Stagnating(Mar 18, 09)
- Humiliation Deepens in Face-Off Between Hungarian Ultra-Nationalists and America's Next Top Models(Mar 18, 09)
- Pot Phones in the Kettle in Celebrity Media Whore Dissing(Mar 18, 09)
- UK Website Reports on Unlikely Budapest Bank Robbery(Mar 18, 09)
- URGENT: St. Paddy's Day Party Tonight @ Caledonia/Rocktogon(Mar 17, 09)
- From the Bowels of Budapest We Proudly Bring You The Kolin(Mar 17, 09)
- Rampaging Hungarian Ultra-Nationalists Less Menacing Than America's Next Top Models(Mar 17, 09)
- This Week's Educational Video from a Grizzled Shirtless Wino(Mar 17, 09)
- Hungarian-American Mentioned as Possible Next US Ambassador to Hungary(Mar 13, 09)
- Civil Guard Patrol Car Leaves Something to be Desired(Mar 13, 09)
- Failure to Pay Cigarette Mooch Tax Leads to Knife in the Side, Stolen Wallet(Mar 12, 09)
- One More Reason Why You Just Might Want to Walk(Mar 12, 09)
- BKV Bus Fire Signals the Coming of Spring(Mar 12, 09)
- Hungarian Defenses Against New Ottoman Onslaught Breached as Diseased Turk Catapulted Into Capital(Mar 12, 09)
- Teacher's Porn Role Exposed After Turning Down Sequel Appearance(Mar 12, 09)
- Balaton Sound Promises to be More Electrifying than Volt Festival(Mar 12, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special All Evil Sick-Ass Bad News Edition(Mar 11, 09)
- Hungarian Ultra-nationalists Drive Porsches(Mar 11, 09)
- Tabloid Fails to Get to Bottom of Ukrainian Fatality(Mar 11, 09)
- Swedish TV Unearths Archive Footage of "Happiest Nation on Earth"(Mar 11, 09)
- Foppish Hungarian Fiddle King Linked to Blood-Drenched West African Narco-State(Mar 09, 09)
- Kecskemét Principal Faces Seven Months of After-School Detention(Mar 09, 09)
- Hungarian Bank Association Head Says Everyone Should Just Chill 'Cause We Have Your Money Right Here(Mar 09, 09)
- More Magyar Metal Madness(Mar 06, 09)
- Pathetic Patriotic Hungarian Beer Commercial Compels Angry Hungarian to Binge Drink(Mar 05, 09)
- Hungo Smut Blog Struck by Pilfering Postal Perv(Mar 05, 09)
- Avenue Q Now Just 100 Meters South of Ó Utca(Mar 05, 09)
- Retired Policeman's Pooch Injured in Countryside Drive-by Firebombing(Mar 05, 09)
- Beauty Queen Mistakenly Believes She Has a Higher Calling Than Looking Pretty(Mar 05, 09)
- Faith in Hungarian TV Temporarily Restored as Anettka's New Film Remains Unaired(Mar 05, 09)
- Hungarian Beauties Prefer Men Who Smell Like New Luxury Cars(Mar 05, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Justice Delayed, Likely to be Denied(Mar 05, 09)
- Nation Gasps as Obama Finally Breathes Word "Hungary"(Mar 04, 09)
- Area Man Just Crazy About Country Music(Mar 04, 09)
- Story About Hungary's New Insolvency Underscores Ongoing Bankruptcy of Traditional Media(Mar 02, 09)
- Sadness as Numbers of Hungarian Mobile Phone Accounts, Hungarians Continues to Drop(Feb 26, 09)
- Budapest Racks Up Both Clean and Filthy City Awards(Feb 26, 09)
- Low Wattage Expected at this Year's Volt Festival(Feb 26, 09)
- Third Time May Be the Charm for Hungary's Eurovision Entry(Feb 26, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: So Much For That Hippocratic Oath Thing(Feb 26, 09)
- Visit Bucharest and Screw Madonna out of €22!(Feb 26, 09)
- Slayer of Judo Champ Sentenced to Life(Feb 25, 09)
- Caricaturist Hopes for First Obama Handshake(Feb 25, 09)
- Hungary's Miss Eighties Nuclear Fashion Disaster(Feb 25, 09)
- Budapest, Europe Turns Mommy's Boy "Adventuresome"(Feb 25, 09)
- Good Goal Scored in Hungarian Soccer League(Feb 25, 09)
- Hungarian Hipsters Rally to Save Nation's Honor, Dishonor(Feb 23, 09)
- Budapest Police Chief Visits Moscow, Sings Praises of "World Class" Russian Force(Feb 23, 09)
- Police Academy 8: Hungarian Student Cop "Szadomazo" Video Orgy(Feb 23, 09)
- To Do Tonight: Drink Lots of Wine, Then Lots of Beer!(Feb 20, 09)
- Local Animal Rights Activists Step Up Campaign Against Foreign Animals(Feb 19, 09)
- Hungarian Man Loses Manhood in Serbian Robbery(Feb 19, 09)
- Summer Bummer for Hungarian Stag Herders as Scousers Suddenly Get Scarcer(Feb 19, 09)
- Survey Finds Eastern Peasants More Civilized than Budapest Swells(Feb 19, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Another Day, Another Naked Schoolteacher (Feb 18, 09)
- American Embassy Again Warns Americans to Stay Away from American Embassy(Feb 18, 09)
- Pathetic Patriotic Hungarian Beer Commercial Even More Pathetic than Pathetic Patriotic Canadian Beer Commercial(Feb 17, 09)
- Skála Metro Unveils 2009 Outwear Collection, and It's a "Thriller"(Feb 17, 09)
- Pestiside.hu Readers Not as Dumb as Some Comments Would Suggest (Feb 17, 09)
- First-Ever Budapest Busójárás Ends in Frigid Failure(Feb 17, 09)
- Mass Brawl Breaks Out in Budapest Fine Arts Museum(Feb 17, 09)
- True Crime Blotter: Special Commonwealth Chaos Edition(Feb 16, 09)
- Infrastructure Report (III): Excitement Galore as Nuclear Plant Dials Up Power, Cuts Staff(Feb 12, 09)
- Infrastructure Report (II): Minister Admits Ft 1.8 Trillion Building Plan Not About Building(Feb 12, 09)
- Infrastructure Report (I): Styrofoam, Scotch Tape Key Building Blocks of New Budapest Metro(Feb 12, 09)
- Pigs Bag Ham-Fisted Pork-Rustlers(Feb 12, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Heroic River Aircraft Crash, Hungarian-Style(Feb 12, 09)
- One Dead in Hungarian Bus Plunge(Feb 12, 09)
- Hungary's Latest Experiment in Musical Globalization (Feb 11, 09)
- Future Hungarian Prime Minister Calls Israel "Lice-infested, Dirty Murderers"(Feb 11, 09)
- Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook Inspires Aussie Video Nasty(Feb 11, 09)
- Pressure on Hungarian Police Mounts Over "Other" Missing Foreign Beauty(Feb 10, 09)
- New Devices to Help Hungarian Doctors Over-Medicate Patients(Feb 10, 09)
- Lonely Planet Implicated in Budapest Tourist-Fleecing Scam(Feb 09, 09)
- Chaos Breaks Out Over Hungary's 2009 Eurovision Entrant(Feb 05, 09)
- Another Hungarian Teacher in Online Sex Scandal(Feb 05, 09)
- With Street Musicians like this, Who Needs Beggars?(Feb 05, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: We're All Alcoholics Now(Feb 04, 09)
- New Rubik's Puzzle Already Causing a Stir(Feb 04, 09)
- They're Cops, They're Gay and They Should be Scared(Feb 04, 09)
- Washington Goes Goo-Goo for Geeky Hungo-American Obamaman(Feb 03, 09)
- Media Watchdog Uses Child Porn, Violence to Keep Kids Safe(Feb 03, 09)
- Ground Squirrels to Join Anti-Gypsy Groundswell?(Feb 02, 09)
- Hungarians Taking Their Money Out of Banks - By Force(Feb 02, 09)
- Foul-Mouthed, Racial Stereotyping Cabbie Testament to Social Progress in Hungary(Jan 29, 09)
- "Hellboy" Hellishly Guards Gates of Pest Hotspot(Jan 29, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Lottery Winner Turns Kiddie Strangler(Jan 28, 09)
- Teachers Say Playground Gangbang "Just a Game"(Jan 28, 09)
- Who are the Plastic People of the Universe?(Jan 28, 09)
- Dancing Dog Turns Realistic Crew Surreal(Jan 28, 09)
- Budapest Sun Prints Last Issue; Times Gets First Scoop(Jan 27, 09)
- Hungary Trapped Between Crises of Infertility, Giant Mutant Babies(Jan 26, 09)
- Red Faces All Around as Someone Mistakenly Pulls Plug on Hungarian Internet(Jan 26, 09)
- Underage Porno Now Officially a Trend in Nyíregyháza(Jan 26, 09)
- Hungarian Celebrity Queen Toppled by American Swindle King(Jan 26, 09)
- A Second Opinion on Hungary's Latest Attempted World Record(Jan 23, 09)
- Öcsöd Sportsman Bags First Car Driver of Winter Hunting Season(Jan 23, 09)
- Singer Wins Best Breasts Awards, Still Won't Show Them(Jan 23, 09)
- Bus News Roundup: Passengers Freeze in Zsámbék, Lash Out in Miskolc(Jan 23, 09)
- Please Tell the Projectionist the Focus is Too Soft for My Video Camera(Jan 23, 09)
- Penalty for Defying Budapest Smog Alert Same as Joyriding in Stolen Armored Vehicles (Jan 22, 09)
- Woman Sentenced to 22 Months for Rake Slaying(Jan 22, 09)
- Here She Is, Miss Half-Hungary(Jan 22, 09)
- Kaposvár Motorists in a Spin Over Terrifying Modern Traffic System(Jan 22, 09)
- Suck-up for Stinky Butt, Central Bank SOS Signal Spreading Economic Inferno(Jan 22, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Supermodel Catfight Ahoy(Jan 22, 09)
- One Hungarian Mental Patient More Functional than 10,000 Anti-Government Protesters(Jan 20, 09)
- Concern as Budapest Mother Subjected to Unnecessary Gynecological Surgery(Jan 20, 09)
- Locals to Celebrate Installation of America's First Muslim President with Alcohol, Pork and Witchcraft (Jan 20, 09)
- Hungary Rejoices as Czech Artist Pisses Off All Europe, Slovakia(Jan 19, 09)
- The Bottle is Either Half Empty or Half Full of Sickly Sugary Water(Jan 16, 09)
- Index.hu Readers Found to be in Favor of Pointless Reader Polls(Jan 15, 09)
- Hungarian China Arrives Late to White House Party(Jan 15, 09)
- Budapest Times Billboard Gives Chilling Mixed Message (Jan 15, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: No Use Crying Over Spilled Milk(Jan 14, 09)
- Hungarian Boxers Victorious & Splotchy After Weekend Bouts(Jan 13, 09)
- Another Hungarian Coin Receives "Coin of the Year" Honors(Jan 13, 09)
- Chocolate Producers Will Not Feel Effects of Credit Crunch in Hungary(Jan 13, 09)
- Hungarian Guard Continues Defending Hungary from Traditional Enemies(Jan 13, 09)
- Hungarians Swim in Icy Waters, Occasionally by Choice(Jan 12, 09)
- You'd be Forgiven for Thinking This Store Sold Wind(Jan 12, 09)
- Justice Department to Introduce New Friends, Family and Inmates Calling Plan(Jan 12, 09)
- Boundaries of Budapest Booze Ban Bigger(Jan 12, 09)
- Poser's Pub Whacked for Racist Door Policy(Jan 09, 09)
- Don't Worry, it's Just a Bad Dream from the Eighties (Jan 09, 09)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Same Same, Different Year (Jan 07, 09)
- District VI "Santa," Harbinger of Selfishness and Social Decline, a No-Show in '08(Jan 05, 09)
- Top 10 Reasons MTI's English-language Service Should Take a Holiday Break(Jan 05, 09)
- "Extremist" Village Mayor Strikes Again with "Extreme" Bus Stops(Jan 05, 09)
- Japanese Help Support Hungarian-Slovak Reconciliation(Jan 05, 09)
- Video Vultures Strike as Local English-Language Movie Rental Chain Goes Bust(Dec 30, 08)
- Hungarian-American Bulletin: Florida Wishing-Well Thief Deported as Crisis Offers Mixed Blessings for Yankee Magyars(Dec 29, 08)
- Hungarian Scam Artist Christmas Threatened by Lack of Available Ferraris(Dec 22, 08)
- None Raped at Budapest Expat Football Club Xmas Party(Dec 19, 08)
- New Smoking Section Now Available on the Metro(Dec 18, 08)
- Bogus Kontroll Now Operating on Budapest Public Transport(Dec 18, 08)
- Leading Douchebag Creates Latest Media Stir Over Wife(Dec 18, 08)
- Ignoring Controversies, BKV Forges Ahead with Beauty Contest(Dec 18, 08)
- Skinheads Extend Hate List to Capitalist Santa(Dec 18, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Vote Early, Often and Repeatedly(Dec 18, 08)
- Competition Office, PM Wade into Megasztár Controversy(Dec 16, 08)
- Tabloid of Record Seeks National Healing(Dec 16, 08)
- Gate to Customer Service Hell Discovered in District V Parking Lot(Dec 15, 08)
- Ophélie Bretnacher Mystery Deepens as Other Attacks on Foreign Students Come to Light(Dec 11, 08)
- Answer to Ft 54,000 Question Revealed(Dec 11, 08)
- Hungarian Peasants Burning Food as Crisis Heats Up(Dec 11, 08)
- Public Transport in Pécs Now Free*(Dec 11, 08)
- Brad Pitt Spurned Again in Budapest!(Dec 11, 08)
- Even Politicians Getting Nervous About BKV "Bouncers"(Dec 11, 08)
- Local Monkeys, Junkies Cheer New Animal, Narcotics Regulations(Dec 10, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Welcome to Budapest. Now Just Try Leaving!(Dec 10, 08)
- Media Police (III): Luxury Publisher Takes Over Seedy Police Mag(Dec 10, 08)
- Media Police (II): Comment at Your Peril(Dec 10, 08)
- Media Police (I): Download at Your Peril(Dec 10, 08)
- BKV Boss Told to Get Out and Walk (Dec 09, 08)
- Winners Announced in Contest to Make Budapest Parking Meters Less Ugly(Dec 09, 08)
- WizzAir Cancels Flight, Donates €4 in Food Stamps(Dec 09, 08)
- Hungarian TV to Get Important New International Cultural Offering(Dec 08, 08)
- Hungo TV Skank Slammed for Stealing from New Dead Husband's Sixth Wife's Daughter(Dec 08, 08)
- Western Town Fights Population Decline with Costly Imaginary Citizens(Dec 05, 08)
- Google Gaffe (II): Street Dedicated to Officially Dumbest Hungarian(Dec 05, 08)
- Google Gaffe (I): Foreigners as Clueless About Hungary as Previously Thought(Dec 05, 08)
- Boy Talk (II): Guys Probably Really Good in Bed Currently Leading Hungarian "Sexiest Man" Contest(Dec 04, 08)
- Boy Talk (I): Veteran Actor Gets First "In Character" Onscreen Tryst (Dec 04, 08)
- Hungarians Notice Kanye West Noticed Hungarian Model(Dec 04, 08)
- New Mafia Museum Opens in View of National Organized Crime Epicenter (Dec 04, 08)
- Service Inside Szimpla Great when Compared to Service Outside(Dec 04, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special Terminal Transport Terror Edition(Dec 04, 08)
- Budapest Stripper Expects Lively Foreigners, Gets Dead Hungarians Instead(Dec 03, 08)
- Hungarian TV Archives Unleashed on the Public(Dec 03, 08)
- Country's Most Audacious Fraudster, Most Gullible Mark, Meet in Jász-Nagykun-Szolnok County(Dec 03, 08)
- Old Tűzraktár Becomes Unofficial Graffiti Museum(Dec 02, 08)
- Hungarian Chess Team Benefits from Improbable Drugs Scandal(Dec 02, 08)
- Something Fishy About Hungary's Spider-man(Dec 02, 08)
- Budapest Gov't Passes New Decree to Foster Pollution, Corruption(Dec 01, 08)
- TV News (III): Celeb Confesses to Turning Gay Men Straight, Vice-Versa(Dec 01, 08)
- TV News (II): Gypsy Singled Out in Punishment of "Lazy" Megasztárs(Dec 01, 08)
- TV News (I): Watching the Idiot Box Now Easiest Way to Make Money in Hungary(Dec 01, 08)
- Winter Smuggling Season off to Big Start(Dec 01, 08)
- Calendar from Firefighting Portal to Start Fires in Nation's Loins(Nov 27, 08)
- National Bank President Collects Grocery Points, Possesses Parking Skills(Nov 27, 08)
- This Year's Useless Stocking Stuffer: The Győzike Fitness DVD(Nov 27, 08)
- Man Makes Circular Search for Satchel, Sobriety(Nov 27, 08)
- Hungarian in Mumbai Discovered, Injured, then Upgraded to OK(Nov 27, 08)
- Hungarian-American Put in Charge of U.S. Budget; Nation Focuses on Bad Hair Rather than Ancestry(Nov 26, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Have a Very Right-Wing Christmas!(Nov 26, 08)
- "Mismatch of the Century" Now Available on DVD (Nov 26, 08)
- No "False Dawn" for Hungarian Football (Nov 26, 08)
- Hard Times Lead Socialists to Increase Aid to Hungary's Most Vulnerable(Nov 25, 08)
- Firefighters First on Scene at Horrific Moszkva tér Bus Crash(Nov 25, 08)
- Continue Breaking Whatever Law You Were Breaking and Have a Nice Day(Nov 25, 08)
- Animal News (III): Elephants to Replace Cows in Traditional Sacrifice to BP Savages(Nov 24, 08)
- Animal News (II): How Heroic Hungarian Hippo Humping Made History(Nov 24, 08)
- Animal News (I): Dangerous Snails Mass on Border(Nov 24, 08)
- Budapest Obamaniacs to Meet For One Last Uplifting Event Before Killing Themselves(Nov 21, 08)
- Meet You at the Budapest Dog Shit Festival!(Nov 21, 08)
- Original Batman Sketch, Dirty "Popeye" Cartoon, to Go Under the Hammer at Budapest Art Fair(Nov 21, 08)
- Who Says the Hungarian Forint is Worthless?(Nov 21, 08)
- Holy Crown Double to Take Over Official Pageantry Duties(Nov 20, 08)
- The Tractor Trailer Trouble Trifecta(Nov 20, 08)
- Malév's Impending Bankruptcy Might be a Good Thing(Nov 20, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Suddenly Békéscsaba Does Seem Kind of Peaceful(Nov 20, 08)
- Courts Silence Sziget Party Poopers(Nov 18, 08)
- Real-life Robin Hoods Brought to Justice (Nov 18, 08)
- Hungarian Patients Growing Impatient(Nov 18, 08)
- Hungarians Take Comfort from Racists to the North(Nov 18, 08)
- Baranya County Clampdown on Domestic Violence Measured in Meters(Nov 17, 08)
- Kids at District IX Playground Get Furry New Friend(Nov 17, 08)
- Confusion as Bad Things Start Happening to Bad People in Hungary(Nov 17, 08)
- Doping Suspicions Surround Hungary's Newest Sporting Sensation (Nov 17, 08)
- Reason #1 President Obama's First Overseas Trip Might Not Be To Budapest(Nov 14, 08)
- Girl With Really Hungarian Name Stars in Germany U17 World Cup Team(Nov 14, 08)
- Prepare for an Ungodly Show at Budapest's Puppet Theater(Nov 14, 08)
- Is This The Final Curtain for Hungary's Most Famous Expat Transvestite?(Nov 13, 08)
- Norbi Book Launch Reveals Way Too Much(Nov 13, 08)
- Capital of "Peaceful County" Tops Crime Stats(Nov 13, 08)
- You'd Have to be Stupid to Work for the Hungarian Tax Office(Nov 13, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Brain Exchanges, Headless Corpses and More Mindlessness(Nov 13, 08)
- What Happens When Reality and Reality TV Meet? (Nov 11, 08)
- Only a Stupid Foreigner Could Have Done This. The Question Is, What Kind of Stupid Foreigner?(Nov 11, 08)
- Animal Crime Update: Slut Queen's Pooch Mauls Again as Cattle-Rustlers Strike Borsodnádasd (Nov 10, 08)
- Sexual Healing (I): Pop Star Surrenders Privacy, Privates for Playboy Pictorial(Nov 07, 08)
- Sexual Healing (III): You Will Enjoy New Int'l BP Party Night, Or Else(Nov 07, 08)
- Sexual Healing (II): Abortion, Castration Favored Tools Against Spawning by Hungarians, Hippos(Nov 07, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Double Duty for Töki the Police Dog as Cops Walk Out to Protest Pay Cuts(Nov 06, 08)
- Budapest Public Transport Unveils Plans to Keep All Trams Cool(Nov 06, 08)
- Milli Chab: Hungary's Newest "Musical" Great White Dope(Nov 06, 08)
- The Fidesz Jew and Other Cinema Treats(Nov 05, 08)
- It's Official: Hungarians Sort of Love Sort-of Black People!(Nov 04, 08)
- UK Tabloid Offers Free Lesson in Mock Outrage Over Schoolroom Strip(Nov 04, 08)
- Star-Struck BP Gold Diggers Await Arrival of Ultimate Meal Ticket(Nov 04, 08)
- Hungarians Forced to Travel to Slovakia for Stormtrooper Beat-down(Nov 03, 08)
- Last Chance for Hungarians to Cast Their Vote in the US Election!(Nov 03, 08)
- Laughter Club Fights Back Against Global Depression(Nov 03, 08)
- Goatkeeper Turned Soapmaker Breaks Guinness Record (Nov 03, 08)
- Sunday is Hipster Design Day in District IX(Oct 31, 08)
- Chaos as Expat Zombies Unsure Where to Go Out Tonight(Oct 31, 08)
- New Evidence Suggests Balassagyarmat Not Most Exciting Place to Spend Your Whole Life(Oct 30, 08)
- Video of Striptease Teacher Located(Oct 30, 08)
- X-Files "Sex Addiction" Mystery Deepens as Duchovny Oddly Denies Bonking Hungarian Tennis Pro(Oct 30, 08)
- Hungary Gets $25 Billion Bailout, Impoverished Locals Celebrate with Shiny New Lamborghinis(Oct 29, 08)
- Budapest City Hall Aims for Seamless Transition to Traffic Armageddon (Oct 29, 08)
- China, Hungary Plan Cooperation on Sino-Magyar "Odd Couple" TV Show(Oct 29, 08)
- Success Continues to Elude Former Olympian Turned Domestic Terrorist(Oct 28, 08)
- Extra Services For Your Vehicle(Oct 28, 08)
- Former Pestiside Muse Update: Zita Will Not Appear in "Underworld" Prequel(Oct 28, 08)
- Video Against Drunk Driving by Pop Singers Coincides With Pop Singer's Drunk Driving Accident(Oct 28, 08)
- Semmelweis University Develops New Service for Faster Death Notices(Oct 28, 08)
- New Megasztar Crash More Exciting than New Megasztar Show(Oct 27, 08)
- Saturday Night's Alright for Stabbing(Oct 27, 08)
- AC/DC Ticket Sales Leave Central European Records Thunderstruck(Oct 27, 08)
- Disarmingly Polite Riot Police Take Cheer Out of Much-Anticipated Holiday Riot(Oct 24, 08)
- At Least We Haven't Been Reduced to Begging for Potatoes. Oh Wait…(Oct 22, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Death Temporarily Interrupts Tatabánya Disability Festival(Oct 22, 08)
- Shock as Hungarian Teachers Accused of Calling Gypsies "Norwegians"(Oct 22, 08)
- Forint Uncertainty Boosts Alcohol Trade(Oct 21, 08)
- Hungarian Tennis Coach vs. Hollywood Sex Addict(Oct 21, 08)
- Fare Dodgers Revel in Unnecessary Risk-Taking(Oct 21, 08)
- Dual-language "Street Art" Highlights Usefulness of Electricity(Oct 20, 08)
- When Pigs Attack!(Oct 20, 08)
- Worldwide Financial Stability Threatened by Cheating Hungarian Wife!(Oct 20, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Brother, Can You Spare Ft 1 Gazillion?(Oct 16, 08)
- Blonde-Hungary Indians in Audacious Bid for Hungarian Ova(Oct 15, 08)
- Siófok Girl Cheated in Little Miss World Competition(Oct 14, 08)
- Hungary's Official Website Warns of Imminent Crash, Collapse of Trust(Oct 14, 08)
- NATO Offers Hungarians Crucial Defense Training Exercise(Oct 13, 08)
- Educational Video Shows Why Pigs Don't Fly (Oct 13, 08)
- Survey Shows Hungarians Looking Damn Fine (Oct 13, 08)
- EU Art Installation Against Stereotyping Conforms to All Worst Stereotypes(Oct 10, 08)
- Authorities Catch Child Molesters, Tax-Dodging Toddlers(Oct 10, 08)
- Hungarian Stock Exchange Suffers Fatal Error(Oct 10, 08)
- Budapest Besieged by "Sweaty Naked Men"(Oct 09, 08)
- Fitness Guru Reveals Previous Marriage Ended Over Salary Envy(Oct 09, 08)
- Bad Drivers to Receive Essential Lemonade Ingredient(Oct 09, 08)
- In Hungary, Impatience Can Be a Virtue(Oct 09, 08)
- You May Be Broke and Unemployed, But Look at the Bright Side(Oct 08, 08)
- Authorities Finally Put Their Foot Down(Oct 08, 08)
- Explanation Found for Hungarian Driving Habits(Oct 08, 08)
- Explanation Found for Falling School Standards(Oct 08, 08)
- Russians Trawl Hungarian Social Networking Site for Depraved Teens(Oct 07, 08)
- Scientific Breakthrough Suggests Hungarian Education Minister Less Intelligent than Slime Mold(Oct 07, 08)
- Hungarians, Serbs Drawn into Dangerous "Disco War" Over Russian Invasion of Georgia(Oct 07, 08)
- Saturn Customers Asked to Prevent "Masturbation in the Workplace"(Oct 06, 08)
- Hair Salon Gets Bad Case of Acne (Oct 06, 08)
- "Instant" Set to be An Instant Success(Oct 03, 08)
- ENGLISH LANGUAGE EXCLUSIVE: Hungarian Women Use Men For Their Money(Oct 03, 08)
- Uncut Video from Hungarian Emo Band to Result in Nationwide Cutting Epidemic(Oct 03, 08)
- Japanese-Hungarian-American Tribrid to Spawn Virtual Wave of Suicides(Oct 03, 08)
- Notorious Murderer Recently Released From Prison, Wants to Chat(Oct 03, 08)
- Former Hipster Magnet Tűzraktár's Old Joint to Become Offices and a Business Hotel(Oct 02, 08)
- Give Mother Nature a Hand With Budapest's Second-Hand Sex Shop(Oct 02, 08)
- Offensive Railway Bookseller Now Mildly Upsetting(Oct 02, 08)
- Robin Marshall Departs BP Sun, Suddenly Seems Almost Saint-like(Oct 01, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Can Hungary Survive a Megasztár Meltdown?(Oct 01, 08)
- Tomcat Wades Into Media Shitstorm Over Alleged "Anti-Semitic" Attack(Oct 01, 08)
- Chipper Canucks Offer Insults, Free Drinks, to Brooding Bohunks(Sep 30, 08)
- Official Version of Theater Attack Full of More Shit Than the Bucket Dumped on the Director's Head(Sep 30, 08)
- Was Your Worst Date in Budapest Worse than the Young Brad Pitt's?(Sep 29, 08)
- Deadly Nerve Gas Used by Fascist Hungarian State Still No Match for Lingering Kitchen Odors(Sep 29, 08)
- But One Eager-to-Please Hungarian Press Auditor Could Be...(Sep 29, 08)
- Dunaújváros Offers Timely Antidote to "Cosmopoliton" Budapest(Sep 26, 08)
- Urban Renewal (III): District VI Dogs Successfully Curbed, Residents Not So Much(Sep 26, 08)
- Urban Renewal (II): State Finally Funds Street-Sweepers for Key Downtown Square(Sep 26, 08)
- Urban Renewal (I): Welcome to the Budapest McMetro!(Sep 26, 08)
- A Double Helping of Pestiside Unapproved Events(Sep 26, 08)
- Burglar Sleeps With Victim(Sep 25, 08)
- Penis-shaped Lollipop Strikes Again (Sep 25, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Hungarian Lamborghini Drivers Unconcerned by Global Financial Crisis(Sep 24, 08)
- Shock as "Furry" Sex Fiends Set up School in Budapest, Or Not(Sep 24, 08)
- We Were Going to Call it "Suicide Lounge" but the Lithuanians Complained(Sep 24, 08)
- Hungary's Second-Most-Powerful Man Visits America, Looks Sad, Poor, Insignificant(Sep 24, 08)
- Government Now Also Taking Down Sculptures for Scrap(Sep 23, 08)
- BBC Reveals Source of Prime Minister's Fortune(Sep 23, 08)
- Paper Used in Robbery by Pedo-Resembling Perp(Sep 23, 08)
- Crocodile Tears Shed in Wake of Óbuda BMW Bath(Sep 22, 08)
- And Next Time, The Punishment Will Be Disapproving Looks(Sep 22, 08)
- It's Only Dirty if You're Dirty Minded(Sep 22, 08)
- It's All Clear for Getting Blotto in BP(Sep 20, 08)
- The Origo.hu Guide to Cool Dating in Budapest(Sep 19, 08)
- Dismay at Tragic End for Beloved Hungarian Celebrity Horse, Humans Not So Much(Sep 19, 08)
- City's Leaders Jump for Joy at New €247 Million Toy(Sep 19, 08)
- "Aiming for Sunday" Aiming for Exciting Video Premier Party on Saturday(Sep 19, 08)
- Eurovision Send-up Just Too Bad to be Hungarian(Sep 19, 08)
- Lawnmowing Hungarians Invent Yet Another World Record(Sep 19, 08)
- Massive Critical Injuries Expected at Special Workday Running of Critical Mass(Sep 18, 08)
- You Kids Go Have Fun at 2ManyBloggas2 While We Stay Home and Watch "24"(Sep 18, 08)
- Hungarian-Mexican Street Party to Take Place amid Hungarian Political Mexican Standoff(Sep 18, 08)
- Krishnas, Hungarians Insulted by easyHotels Viral Ad(Sep 18, 08)
- Government Survives as Double-Decker Taxi Debut in District XI(Sep 17, 08)
- BKV Introduces Radical New Plan in War on Fare Dodgers(Sep 17, 08)
- Tab Accuses Celebs of Unjustly Accusing Tab of Making Shit Up!(Sep 17, 08)
- "Nuns" Provide (A)Rousing Jailhouse Performance(Sep 17, 08)
- Our Ugly New Design Paid for this Hungarian Yuppie's Beautiful New SLK(Sep 17, 08)
- Drugged-Out Austrian Heading For Frankfurt Nabbed by Hungarian Police(Sep 15, 08)
- On a Clear Day, You Can Even See the Royal Palace(Sep 15, 08)
- It's Probably Just a Coincidence...(Sep 15, 08)
- Hungarian President Pulls a Bill Murray, Makes Impromptu Party Appearance(Sep 15, 08)
- BKV Proves Report Is Not Embarrasing by Classifying It(Sep 15, 08)
- Kert Watch: The Return of the Budapest Boogeyman(Sep 12, 08)
- No Happy Ending for Victims of Szeged "Massage Bandits"(Sep 12, 08)
- International Romantic Survey Exposes Flaws in National Psyche, Polling(Sep 12, 08)
- Harmless Media Skirmish Breaks Out Over Harmless "Neo-Nazi" Training Camp (Sep 12, 08)
- Hungarian Scientists Say Dogs Have Morals; Tabloid Slut Queen Not So Much(Sep 11, 08)
- Tiny Screwdriver Inspires Big Headline(Sep 11, 08)
- Boredom a More Appropriate Theme for This Year's Budapest Giant Poster Exhibition(Sep 10, 08)
- Hungo Celeb's Cooking Ends in Ambulance Call and Offers to the Porcelain Goddess(Sep 10, 08)
- The Return of the Mid-Week Briefing™(Sep 10, 08)
- Hungarian Nomad's Retro-Style Could be the Way of the Future(Sep 09, 08)
- BKV Timetables the Hottest Things in Town(Sep 09, 08)
- Hungarian Youth Increasingly Drawn to Information Technology(Sep 09, 08)
- On a Clear Day, You Can Really See Budapest(Sep 09, 08)
- Roma Ball That Became A Brawl Gets the Boot(Sep 09, 08)
- Insulation Vendor Defines the Opposite of "Sex Sells"(Sep 05, 08)
- Criminal "Mastermind" Demands More Official Proof he is Crazy(Sep 04, 08)
- Pécs Provides Official Proof Ragweed Makes Hungarians Crazy(Sep 04, 08)
- Sziget Victim Rats Out Ticket Inspectors, Police, Doctors(Sep 04, 08)
- Hungary's Top Gamer Competition Just an Excuse to Get Gamer Girls Into Bikinis(Sep 02, 08)
- New BKV Chief Admits They Don't Like Passengers(Sep 02, 08)
- Driver Sets New Fejér County Land Speed Record on M7(Sep 02, 08)
- Mid-Game Robbery Underscores Futility of Division III Football(Sep 02, 08)
- TV Presenter's Playboy Pictorial Fails to Give Readers a Rise(Sep 01, 08)
- Budapest Tram Driver Seeks Ambulance Driver for Use as Punching Bag(Sep 01, 08)
- The Remainder Bin: Closing Out the Summer(Sep 01, 08)
- Drooling Over Hungary's Sexiest Ice Cream Cone(Aug 27, 08)
- GDP Down as Index.hu Googlewhackblatt Competition Results Announced(Aug 27, 08)
- Shameless Hungarian Celebrity Couple Receives the Gift They Deserve(Aug 26, 08)
- Hungary's Burger Kings Accused of Racially Stereotyping the Scots(Aug 26, 08)
- Despite Block Attempt by House, Robber Gets Away(Aug 26, 08)
- Man Fills Gas Tank, Fires Air Rifle, Promptly Leaves(Aug 26, 08)
- Hungary to Launch Radical Plan to Eventually Go Mostly Car Free(Aug 25, 08)
- Hungarian Men's Water Polo Team Lives Up to Expectations(Aug 25, 08)
- Watermelon Terror Grips Hungarian State Railways(Aug 19, 08)
- Police Attacked for Disrupting Provincial "Entertainment"(Aug 19, 08)
- Booze, Planes and Fireworks, Oh My!: The Pestiside Guide to August 20th(Aug 19, 08)
- German Retailer Cashes in on Misplaced Optimism as PM Faces Olympic Backlash(Aug 19, 08)
- Attempt to Shame Shameless Hungarian Celebrity Couple Ends in Failure(Aug 18, 08)
- The Remainder Bin: Junkies and Anything Else That Fell by the Wayside(Aug 18, 08)
- Kert Watch: Dürer Kert May Be The Next Great Thing(Aug 15, 08)
- Unidentified Thing Found in Tractor Radiator(Aug 15, 08)
- Every Year "Indian Chief" Comes Back to Sziget for the Hungarian Ladies(Aug 15, 08)
- Losing to Hungarians Comparable to Being Kicked in the Nuts Repeatedly(Aug 15, 08)
- Not-So-Mid-Week Sziget Fesztivál Update(Aug 14, 08)
- Kert Watch: The Third Time's Not a Charm for Tűzraktér(Aug 14, 08)
- Hungary's Opposition to Genetic Modification Only Applies if it Can't Run Away(Aug 14, 08)
- Drunken Policemen Also on List of Hungarian Road Hazards(Aug 14, 08)
- Watch Store Ends BKV Bus Self-Guided Joy Ride(Aug 14, 08)
- Hungarian Singer a Menace to Motorists Everywhere(Aug 14, 08)
- Essential Components of Budapest Bridge Conveniently Stolen(Aug 14, 08)
- Bidding Wars for Hungarian Celeb Skin, Kidneys(Aug 12, 08)
- Mayor Accuses Editor of Printing Bullshit, Assaults Him with Bull Penis (Aug 12, 08)
- Bad Rapper, Cello Headbangers Headline Yet Another Sziget(Aug 11, 08)
- Salgotarján Elderly Hit by Rock-throwing Teen Plum Mob(Aug 11, 08)
- Warm-up Sziget Warm-up Begins with Magyar Medley Madness(Aug 11, 08)
- Animal News: Budapest Zoo Cages No Match for Snake Thieves, Sex-Mad She-Sloth(Aug 08, 08)
- Kert Watch: West-Balkán Goes from "Kert" to "Grund"(Aug 07, 08)
- Your Irresistible Little Panties Now Safe in Balatonkeresztúr(Aug 07, 08)
- New Evidence EU's Extension of Schengen Border-free Zone Encouraging Regional Integration(Aug 07, 08)
- Ravers Implicated in District IX Hate Crime(Aug 07, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Drugs 6, Junkies 0 as Budapest Smack Death Match Enters Week Two(Aug 06, 08)
- Teen Roma Reality TV Star Trapped Between Competing Gypsy Stereotypes(Aug 06, 08)
- Second Creepy Budapest Convoy Mystery Solved, Creepily(Aug 06, 08)
- Kert Watch: Kertem Could be Yours, Too(Aug 04, 08)
- Hungarian Soccer Star Reaches New Highs(Aug 04, 08)
- Internet Blamed for Refugee Camp Skirmish(Aug 04, 08)
- Hungarian and Austrian Football Plumb New Lows(Aug 04, 08)
- Symbol of Hungarian Conservatism Smites Fornicators in Tatabánya(Aug 01, 08)
- If at First You Don't Succeed, DUI DUI Again(Aug 01, 08)
- What Really Happened at the Big Barack Rally in Budapest?(Jul 31, 08)
- Fradi Fans United at Sheffield United Game(Jul 31, 08)
- Swiss Sailors in Record-Long Voyage Through Hungary(Jul 31, 08)
- Mayor Pissing Mad Over Mobile Company's Dissing of Urine-Challenged Olympian(Jul 31, 08)
- Beauty Queen Admits to Being Boozed Up on Hungo Boob Tube(Jul 31, 08)
- News Flash: CNN Reporting Serb Riot in Budapest!(Jul 30, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Police Convoy Mystery, Pestiside Go-Slow Wrapped Up(Jul 30, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Not-So-Fresh News About Not-So-Fresh Fresh Viki(Jul 23, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Cucumber Season Shattered by Heavily-Armed Convoys of Cucumber-Green Mystery Trucks(Jul 17, 08)
- Confront the Shitty Weather Head-on, with Beer, Sausages and Fine English Prose(Jul 15, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Very Special Overdue Delivery and Redesign Edition(Jul 10, 08)
- American Ambassador Implicated in Hungarian-Style Property Deal(Jul 04, 08)
- Greatest Living Hungarian Live for Just Ft 200(Jul 03, 08)
- E-Humiliation (II): We Know Those Suffixes are a Bitch, But…(Jul 03, 08)
- E-Humiliation (I): Make Big Bux on the Internets!(Jul 03, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Cucumber Thief Confirms Arrival of Cucumber Season(Jul 02, 08)
- One Expensive Gömböc You Can't Eat(Jul 02, 08)
- None Hurt as National Investigation Spins Out of Control(Jul 02, 08)
- Tax Authority Sets Sights on Playmate's (Financial) Assets(Jul 01, 08)
- Prime Minister-Hating Toy Gun-Wielding Drunken Communist Receives Light Sentence(Jul 01, 08)
- Budapest Assembly Approves New Magnet for City's Nuts(Jul 01, 08)
- Preferential Treatment Suggests Prime Minister's Son Not Too Bright(Jun 30, 08)
- Latest Budapest Fashion Trend: The Shorter the Better(Jun 30, 08)
- Uma Trades Her Balazs for an Arpad; Csabas Worldwide Eagerly Await Their Turn(Jun 30, 08)
- Óbuda Latest Casualty in Budapest War on Self-Destructive Behavior(Jun 30, 08)
- How to Safely Sleep in Public(Jun 30, 08)
- Who Would Hungary Have Rooted for in Historic Russia-Germany Rematch?(Jun 27, 08)
- How Parking Evil Can You Get?(Jun 27, 08)
- How Parking Stupid Can You Get?(Jun 27, 08)
- Tittie Apples Win This Week's Hungarian Translation Booby Prize(Jun 26, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Customer Service with a Bang(Jun 25, 08)
- Heia Sverige: Nobel Girl Scincerly Seeking Charity Balls, Horce Racing, Spellchecker(Jun 25, 08)
- New Hungarian Social Networking Site Gets Straight to the Point(Jun 24, 08)
- Pest Pervert Who Palms Picked Up by Police(Jun 24, 08)
- Ok, But What's the Policy on Returns?(Jun 24, 08)
- An Open Letter to Austria, the Former Co-Country / Oppressors to our Left(Jun 23, 08)
- Threat of Early Cucumber Season as Hot Weather is the Big News(Jun 23, 08)
- Metro 4 Construction Slow as Usual, But Check Out That Passing(Jun 23, 08)
- Don't Do Anything Dangerous Near My Big Problem(Jun 23, 08)
- With the BKV, Kids Can Ride For Free*(Jun 17, 08)
- Győzike to be Booted From TV, We Try Not to be Too Excited(Jun 17, 08)
- Hungarian Hybrid Vehicle Apparently a Hit, Resembles Ladies' Cosmetics(Jun 17, 08)
- Cemetery Proves Fertile Ground for Growing Vegetables(Jun 16, 08)
- Football Victory Leads to Turkish Madness on Budapest's Ring Boulevard(Jun 16, 08)
- Magyar Posta Honored With Award for Safely Delivering Mail, Movie About Thieving Mail Carrier(Jun 16, 08)
- To Russia from Budapest, with No Love(Jun 16, 08)
- Budapest Mulls Crackdown on Unwanted Birds, Fairies(Jun 13, 08)
- Hungarian Children's Book Offers Helpful Tip on Ugly Reality of Adult Life(Jun 12, 08)
- To Do: Watch the First Half of the Match at Millenáris(Jun 12, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Somali Stowaways Caught in Rolling Racist Cliché Near Kiskunhalas(Jun 11, 08)
- Delaying Flights Not Enough, Wizz Air Finds New Ways to Screw Customers(Jun 10, 08)
- Trees Begin Summer Homicide Season in Budapest(Jun 10, 08)
- First They Took Away Our Late Night Booze Shopping...(Jun 09, 08)
- Budapest Summer Bus Inferno Season in Full Swing(Jun 06, 08)
- Hungarian Guard Reaches Out to New Gypsy Recruits(Jun 04, 08)
- Forgoing Another Siege, This Time Around the Turks Plan to Lease Szigetvár(Jun 04, 08)
- Hungary-Croatia Tie as Croatian Player Equalizes Himself (Jun 04, 08)
- Mid Week Briefing: New Mom Looking Forward to Grade School Return(Jun 04, 08)
- Budapest Mall Extends Expertise in Body Part Management(Jun 03, 08)
- Traffic Report (III): Reader BJ's BP Parking Tool Checklist(Jun 02, 08)
- Traffic Report (II): City Unveils New Bicyclist-Killing Zone(Jun 02, 08)
- Traffic Report (I): Pedestrians? Meh!(Jun 02, 08)
- New iPhones Now Backwards Compatible in Hungary to 1961(May 30, 08)
- Hungarian Exiles Imprisoned, Drugged and Run Down in Italy(May 30, 08)
- Hungarian Footballers Offer Rare Glimmer of Hope(May 29, 08)
- It's Always Darkest Before It Goes Totally Black(May 29, 08)
- Forced Labor Looms for Hungarian Incest Village Outcasts(May 28, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special Pointless Insanity Edition(May 28, 08)
- Earth-Killing Asteroid Has Hungary's Name All Over It(May 26, 08)
- Everything Must Go as Doomed Hungarian Hospitals Hold Going-Out-Of-Business Sales(May 26, 08)
- American in Savage Buda Beat-Down(May 26, 08)
- Csézy Underwhelms More than Pestiside Staff(May 23, 08)
- Zombies Lose Out as Majority of Brain Collection to be Destroyed(May 23, 08)
- Sterling Flows for Hungarian Amy Winehouse Lookalike(May 22, 08)
- Csézy to Perform Tonight in Pan-European Nation-Shaming Semifinal(May 22, 08)
- Germans Implicated in Forced Underage Dwarf Sex in Hungary(May 22, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Shot, Impaled, Bit, Run Over, Drowned and then Left Rotting on the Sidewalk(May 21, 08)
- Microsoft Boss Egged in Budapest for "Stealing from Hungary"; Entire Nation Watches Video on Stolen Copies of Windows(May 20, 08)
- Shock as Counterfeit Bogus Hair-Growing Drops Uncovered(May 19, 08)
- Hungarian Waiters Cheered by Study Proving Health Dangers of Friendly Service(May 19, 08)
- Kaposvár Mugger Wins Magyar True Crime "Triple Crown" (May 19, 08)
- Family, Family Pet Crushed by Deadly Wildlife Attack(May 15, 08)
- SERIOUS NEWSFLASH: Buda Could Go Bing Any Minute Now!(May 15, 08)
- With a Name Like That, How Did They Think it Would Turn Out?(May 15, 08)
- Budapest Public Transport Planning "Everything Must Go" Fire Sale!(May 14, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: It Could be Worse(May 14, 08)
- House of Terror Hosts Exhibit on Revolutionary Sexual Positions(May 13, 08)
- Dumb Race Lives Up to No Expectations(May 13, 08)
- New Nominee for Budapest's Worst Motorist Title(May 13, 08)
- Villages to Reap Benefits From Frequent Visits by the Grim Reaper(May 09, 08)
- Something Was Lost (Or Perhaps Gained) in Translation(May 09, 08)
- New Hungarian Postal Ad Stretches Boundaries of Plausibility(May 09, 08)
- Parking Authorities Now Come With Cameras, More Muscle(May 09, 08)
- With the Kert Season Upon Us, It's Safe to Call the Romkert Scene Over(May 08, 08)
- Come to Budapest and Check Out Our Wonderful… Benches?(May 08, 08)
- Laughable Story About Anti-Semitism in Hungary Mars a "Vibrant" New York Times(May 08, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Come Stay in Our Basement(May 07, 08)
- Kiddie Favorites Fall Victim to Evil Nazi Statue Vandals(May 07, 08)
- Pro-smoke Lobby Pushes for Censorship of Leading English-language Portal(May 07, 08)
- Reader Tip: [REDACTED] Are a Bunch of Frigging Crooks!(May 06, 08)
- Fat Keanu's Hungarian Adventure(May 06, 08)
- The Following Public Service Announcement is Brought to You by Idiots(May 05, 08)
- In Some Countries, Babies are Treated Like Pieces of Meat(May 05, 08)
- Bikers, Christians and Economists in Three-Way Assault on Gays, Jews and "Cancerous" Liberals(Apr 30, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Shakeups Strike National Football Team, Gov't(Apr 30, 08)
- Hungarian "Mules" Newest Pawns in Global Drug Trade(Apr 30, 08)
- American Psycho Meets Hungarian Porno(Apr 29, 08)
- Ruin Kylie Minogue's Budapest Concert and Get a Special Bonus Beating(Apr 28, 08)
- Premature Kangaroo Finds New Home in Blue Knit Cap(Apr 28, 08)
- Face of Friend of Guy Who Designed Ft 200 Bill Ends Up on Ft 200 Bill(Apr 28, 08)
- Reader Tip: Talking Back at Szimpla May Lead to Serious Complications(Apr 28, 08)
- Hungary in Hooker Crackdown as Whore Oversupply Squeezes Local Sex Prices(Apr 25, 08)
- New Animated Film Voted Worst of All Time(Apr 24, 08)
- President Opens Museum in Memory of the Hungarian Language(Apr 24, 08)
- Quiz Show Rigging Obvious to Everyone Except the Host(Apr 24, 08)
- And We'll Also Charge You For Some Out of Stock Item(Apr 23, 08)
- Quiz Show Host Admits to Rigging Results(Apr 23, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Canada, Here We Come!(Apr 23, 08)
- Pollution Enthusiasts Look Forward to Positive Developments in Fight Against Cheery Bicyclists(Apr 21, 08)
- Szeksz, Drágz & Rákendról(Apr 21, 08)
- In Protest of BKV Strike, We're on Strike!(Apr 18, 08)
- This "Scandal" Smacks of a Bunch of Szar(Apr 17, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing on Thursday: No Bovine Sodomy Before the Basilica(Apr 17, 08)
- Survey Shows Hungarians Smart Enough to be "Third Saddest" People in Europe(Apr 17, 08)
- Go See "After the End," Just Don't Make Out During the Rape Scene(Apr 16, 08)
- Chaos Guaranteed as Non-paying BKV Passengers Protest Service Cutbacks(Apr 16, 08)
- Time to Knock Some Thick Leftist Skulls Against Hungary's "World Peace Gong"(Apr 16, 08)
- Putting the "Eeech" in Főzelék(Apr 15, 08)
- Anikó Molnár and Princess Diana: The Unsettling Similarities(Apr 14, 08)
- Report: New Tools Needed in Hungary's Fight Against Illegal Parking(Apr 14, 08)
- April Showers Bring May Flowers, Waterlogged Corpses(Apr 14, 08)
- American "Psycho," Money-Grubbing Chinese Torturers Honored Guests at Budapest International Book Fair(Apr 14, 08)
- Hungary's Hotties to Race in High Heels(Apr 11, 08)
- Singer Takes Stand Against Idiotic Guests on Celebrity Dinner Show(Apr 11, 08)
- Get a Free Book of Hungarian Poetry if You're Flying Lufthansa Today(Apr 11, 08)
- Architect Proposes Sauron's Lair to be Included in the Budapest Skyline(Apr 10, 08)
- Upskirt Enthusiasts Await Museum of Fine Arts' Underground Expansion(Apr 10, 08)
- Blikk Proves They're the Tabloid to Beat When it Comes to Death Graphics(Apr 10, 08)
- Elderly Man Discovers Trabants Are Not Light-Rail Vehicles(Apr 10, 08)
- The Week in Crime: The Case of the Missing Mid-Week Briefing(Apr 09, 08)
- Remains of American Bomber Found on Csepel Island(Apr 09, 08)
- Hungarian Roma Seek Advancement Through Ignorance, Unskilled Toil(Apr 08, 08)
- Dealers Quake as Soros Sale Threatens to Upend Local Art Market(Apr 08, 08)
- Far-right Flashmob Outflashed by Counter Flashmob(Apr 08, 08)
- It's War (II): Free Seats for Face-Off Between Jews, Nationalist Metalheads(Apr 07, 08)
- It's War (I): And the Capital of Armenia is Azerbaijan(Apr 07, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special End-of-Week Edition(Apr 04, 08)
- Slovak Fehérvár Player Scores One of the Greatest Own Goals of All Time(Apr 04, 08)
- Pécs is Going to the Dogs, Literally(Apr 04, 08)
- Someone Clearly Overestimates Their Abilities: The Hungarian National Anthem Remix(Apr 04, 08)
- Hungarian Stargazers Should Look to the Sky Tonight(Apr 03, 08)
- New Luxury Prison Finally Proves Crime Pays in Hungary(Apr 03, 08)
- Paris Finds Match in Hungarian VJ(Apr 03, 08)
- Leading Hungarian Water Brand Forced to Look Abroad for Football Stars, Directors(Apr 03, 08)
- Sub-Prime Crisis Strikes Hungary(Apr 01, 08)
- Roots of Hungarian Scientific Genius Discovered(Apr 01, 08)
- Hungarian Diet All the Rage in Hollywood(Apr 01, 08)
- Rabbis Rout Cardinals in Emotion-Packed Division III Season-Ender(Apr 01, 08)
- Serious News Update: Liberals Flip as Socialists Boot Minister Without Asking(Mar 31, 08)
- PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!!(Mar 28, 08)
- Dismay as Government Funds Found Being Literally Crapped Away in Budapest(Mar 28, 08)
- Area Expat Cheered by Near-Death of Hard-up Hungarian Peasants(Mar 28, 08)
- Tram-Derailing Taggers Identified by Angry Public(Mar 28, 08)
- A Bed Warmer We'd Gladly Take Home(Mar 28, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Hey, This Háj Tastes Really Familiar!(Mar 27, 08)
- Renowned Actor Proudly Refuses Gov't Award, Renowned Journalists Not So Much(Mar 21, 08)
- Report: Sophisticated Americans Concerned Hungarians Not Sufficiently Boffable(Mar 21, 08)
- Smack Your Loved One on the Head Tomorrow!(Mar 21, 08)
- New Structure to Aid Naturalists in Multi-Tasking(Mar 21, 08)
- This Week in Crime: Good Friday Edition(Mar 21, 08)
- Oy! Where'd Everyone Go?(Mar 20, 08)
- Kurva Ho! It's Snowing in Budapest(Mar 20, 08)
- Hungarian Child Gangs Commit Crimes Against Each Other, Good Grammar(Mar 20, 08)
- Hungarian Reality Stars to Participate in Hot Thespian Action(Mar 20, 08)
- Rent a Budapest Bus for a Budget Bachelor Party!(Mar 20, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: If At First You Don't Succeed(Mar 19, 08)
- Hungarian Truck Drivers Successfully Demonstrate Why They Aren't Well-Paid Knowledge Workers(Mar 18, 08)
- Budapest Times Says Hungarian Taxpayers Taking It Up the Rump(Mar 18, 08)
- So That's What they Mean by "Classical Styling"(Mar 18, 08)
- CIA "Torture Airline" Follows Sky Europe in Ditching Budapest for Bratislava(Mar 17, 08)
- Motoring News (II): Hungarian Police Propose Raising Fine for DUI to Your Daily ATM Withdrawal Limit(Mar 17, 08)
- Motoring News (I): I Can't Even Drive 55(Mar 17, 08)
- Kiss of the Combino Too Much for Gray Chevy Hatchback(Mar 14, 08)
- Hungarian Tourist Board Reclaims Slovakia(Mar 14, 08)
- New Vacation Options for Asylum-Gaming Hungarian Gypsies(Mar 14, 08)
- Hungary Now Officially the Land of Uncool 80s 'Tards!(Mar 14, 08)
- Catching the Train to Budapest Airport Way More Difficult Than it Should Be(Mar 13, 08)
- US Dollar Achieves New Level of Sucktitude With Forint(Mar 13, 08)
- Shopping Cart/Trabant Hybrid Wins Online Video Contest (Mar 12, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Politically Incorrect Referendum Edition(Mar 12, 08)
- Hungary Finds New Claimant for Pre-teen Gangsta Crown(Mar 12, 08)
- TV2 Recycles Good/Bad Soap to Create One Ugly Movie(Mar 12, 08)
- Key Countryside Constituency in Referendum Deadlock(Mar 11, 08)
- The Future Begins with a "Yes" to Sexy Nurses(Mar 07, 08)
- Wartime Conman Convinces Modern Media of Hungarian Pedigree(Mar 07, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Giant Lenin Levels Budapest!(Mar 06, 08)
- The Unsurprising Eventual Police Angle in Hungarian Porn(Mar 04, 08)
- Alfa City Here We Come(Mar 04, 08)
- Zita Makes Long Awaited Return to the Airwaves(Mar 04, 08)
- Hungarian Actor Demonstrates Fascination with Chocolate Love(Mar 03, 08)
- Gypsies Chase Away Hungarian Guard Recruiters(Mar 03, 08)
- Snarky Observation by Hungarian Portal Proves Prescient(Mar 03, 08)
- Health Minister to Introduce Smoking Ban, Become Most Unpopular Hungarian Ever(Mar 03, 08)
- Budapest Hipster Hangout to Meet with Wrecking Ball Tomorrow(Feb 29, 08)
- This Week in Crime: No Deaths or Inter-Family Assaults Edition(Feb 29, 08)
- University Student Who Wants to be a Millionaire Pissed Off by Dumb Audience(Feb 29, 08)
- You Have Less Than Twelve Hours to Rid Yourself of the Ft 1 and 2 Coins!(Feb 29, 08)
- Facial Hair Key to Free Democrat Success(Feb 28, 08)
- A Real Estate Party You Wouldn't Want to Miss(Feb 28, 08)
- Annoying Hungarian Celebrity Now Upset Because Children Think She's Lame(Feb 28, 08)
- National Theater Director in On-Screen Underage Incest Scandal(Feb 28, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Meow and Run Accident Special(Feb 27, 08)
- Belgian Orchestra Exposes Hungarian Insecurity with Roma Poster Campaign(Feb 26, 08)
- Hungarian Man Speaketh With Forked Tongue(Feb 26, 08)
- What's New at CEU (II): "Evil" Neocon to Speak Tonight at 17:30(Feb 26, 08)
- What's New at CEU (I): Ambitious Grad Gets Tool for Unsuccessful Career(Feb 26, 08)
- Africa News Writer Fails to Notice That Local Provocateur's Whole Shtick is Pissing People Off(Feb 22, 08)
- This Week in Crime: Mutilation is a Normal Part of Murder Australian Court Says(Feb 22, 08)
- Hungarian Ambulance Services Would Like To Deafen You(Feb 21, 08)
- Retirees Teabagging Their Way Around the Vizitdíj(Feb 21, 08)
- Annual Hungarian Drunken Gropefest Seeks UNESCO Status(Feb 21, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Expect the Unexpected Edition(Feb 20, 08)
- Shamed: Ex-PM Joins Ranks of Retarded Motorists(Feb 20, 08)
- Sixth Time Lucky for Fradi Fans as McCabe Deal Finally Goes Through(Feb 19, 08)
- Flash: Media Keeping Tabs on Ministry Keeping Tabs on Media Keeping Tabs on Developments(Feb 19, 08)
- Shamed: Budapest's Most Retarded Motorist(Feb 19, 08)
- Chaos at Expat Fat-Farm in Budapest(Feb 19, 08)
- You Can't Beat the Local Culture in Tápiószecső!(Feb 18, 08)
- Countryside Swamp Catches Fire, Frozen Hell of Budapest to Thaw Over(Feb 18, 08)
- Breaking: Budapest Metro Chief May End up Six Feet Under(Feb 18, 08)
- In Hungary, the Road to Riches is Paved by Religion(Feb 15, 08)
- This Week in Crime: Cemeteries, Borders and Pitchforks(Feb 15, 08)
- Say Goodbye to This Bitch(Feb 15, 08)
- On Second Thought, Maybe Today's Slack-Jawed Illiterate E-Youths Aren't So Bad(Feb 15, 08)
- Biggest Losers Losing Vital Functions(Feb 15, 08)
- Love-Nuggets of News for Valentine's Day(Feb 14, 08)
- American Embassy Warns Americans to Avoid American Embassy(Feb 14, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Human and Other Remains(Feb 13, 08)
- Zeusz Gets Off, Anna Kelemen Faces Jail(Feb 13, 08)
- Páko Makes Int'l News For Saluting Men Who "Killed Many People During WW2"(Feb 12, 08)
- Magician Lifts Ft 1.5 million from Hungarian Bank(Feb 12, 08)
- It's Official: Hungary Has Smokin'ist Chicks in Central Europe!(Feb 12, 08)
- Weekend "Blogger" Party Highlights Unseen Benefits of Old Age, Lameness(Feb 11, 08)
- Enablers of Self-Confessed Celeb "Sex Addict" Must Have Been on Drugs, or Something(Feb 11, 08)
- Package Tour Hung-O-Rama: On the Bus from Budapest to Les Sybelles(Feb 08, 08)
- Hungarian Currency Wins Prestigious Award, Now Almost Totally Worthless(Feb 08, 08)
- Speak to Show Off Mad Rapping Skills This Saturday(Feb 08, 08)
- Hungarians are the Smartest People in the World(Feb 08, 08)
- Confronted With the Truth, Tünde Kiszel Sues MTV(Feb 08, 08)
- One Hungarian Clown Rises Above the Rest to Win Golden Clown Award(Feb 07, 08)
- Hungary Begins Current Football Year By Not Losing to Slovakia, Boring Us(Feb 07, 08)
- New Claimant to Throne of Bad Hungarian Pop Uncovered(Feb 07, 08)
- Scream For Me Budapest: Iron Maiden Announced as First Sziget Headliners(Feb 07, 08)
- Night Bus Free of Freeriders(Feb 06, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Loose Screws and Other Carelessness(Feb 06, 08)
- A Week in Crime: Teen Crime Epidemic Continues(Feb 05, 08)
- Vöröske and Foltoska in Online Cat Sex Scandal(Feb 05, 08)
- The Question on Everyone's Lips: Buzi-e Vagy?(Feb 01, 08)
- Sándor Demján: From Real-Estate Mogul to Poker Fish(Feb 01, 08)
- To Do This Weekend: Bust the Opera Ball Wide Open!(Feb 01, 08)
- Portal Incredulous as Cops Accept Ft 700,000 Bribe, Walk Free(Jan 31, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: When Did the Mayor of Szekszárd Stop Beating His Dog?(Jan 30, 08)
- Hungary's "New Order and Freedom" Commissioner Settling into New Job(Jan 30, 08)
- Tourists Skewered in Budapest Kebab Shop Bloodbath(Jan 29, 08)
- Hungarian State Railway Busted Driving Without a License(Jan 29, 08)
- Eger Building Offers Breakthrough Treatment for Suicidal Invalids/New Mothers(Jan 29, 08)
- Caution: Unstable Blog Templates, Threat of Falling HTML(Jan 25, 08)
- Hungarian Body Politic Rocked by Bódi's Pick of Hot-Bodied Politicos(Jan 24, 08)
- Is Budapest Scarier than LA?(Jan 24, 08)
- Evil Slovak Pig Escapes Roasting for Hedvig Target Practice(Jan 24, 08)
- Best Place to Live in Hungary is Creepy, Disease-Ridden Industrial Hellhole(Jan 24, 08)
- Drink Driving Clergy Pray for Salvation Through Blood of Christ(Jan 24, 08)
- Why You Should Never Drink in Front of the Boss(Jan 23, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Arrest, Release, Escape, Disorientation, Survival, Deliverence(Jan 23, 08)
- Pampered BP Mutts Now Free to Diaper Up and Let Go(Jan 23, 08)
- Underground Party Cut Short by Unscheduled Stop(Jan 22, 08)
- The Rallying Equivalent of a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing(Jan 22, 08)
- RTL Klub Goes on Trail of Transylvanian Tyke of Terror™, Gets Mugged(Jan 21, 08)
- This Week in Crime: Commandos and Hungarian Crime Abroad with Some Molotov Cocktails on the Side(Jan 21, 08)
- The Week in Brief: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof(Jan 18, 08)
- Miracles of Nature II: Mega-Lemon Maniac Creates Monster Fruit(Jan 16, 08)
- Miracles of Nature I: Nyíregyháza Surprised by Shark Virgin Birth(Jan 16, 08)
- Győzike Stung By Comparisons with Prime Minister(Jan 16, 08)
- Combinos to Receive Air Conditioners and Larger Windows to Open(Jan 15, 08)
- Don't Go On The Ice, Unless You're Skating or Parking Your Car(Jan 15, 08)
- Knife-Wielding Feral Romanian to be Deported Tomorrow(Jan 15, 08)
- Budapest Underground Receives Another Blow With the Closure of the Kultiplex(Jan 14, 08)
- This Week in Crime: Theft, Murder and Post-Schengen Compensation(Jan 14, 08)
- Troublesome Tyke Terrorizing Inner-City Budapest Square(Jan 14, 08)
- Handicapped in Hungary (II): Disabled-Rights Group Insults Your Mom(Jan 11, 08)
- Handicapped in Hungary (I): They Need Their Fun Too!(Jan 11, 08)
- Hungarian Poptart Expanding Horizons in Terms of Anthems to Forget Mid-Song(Jan 11, 08)
- Budapest - Bamako Rally Unfazed by Terrorism Risks Unlike its More Famous Rival(Jan 11, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Return From the Holidays Edition(Jan 09, 08)
- Slovak Politicians Continue to Make Their Hungarian Counterparts Look Good(Jan 09, 08)
- Bubble Wrap Offers Welcome Alternative to Bus Stop Sex(Jan 08, 08)
- Crimes At Christmas Repackaged and Regifted for 2008(Jan 07, 08)
- The Next Train Won't Be Here For Some Time(Jan 07, 08)
- Monkeys Trump Magyars in Traditional New Year's "First to be Born" Sweepstakes; Hungos Sweep in "First to be Killed or Maimed"(Jan 07, 08)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Wine, Wieners, and Everything Else(Dec 19, 07)
- Police Launch New Plan to Point Out Veszprém's Most Boring Clubs(Dec 19, 07)
- Fireworks Bust Highlights Hungary's Complicated Pyrotechnic Laws(Dec 19, 07)
- In Crime Today: Prize Pigs Chow on Owner as Hungo/Onehunga Homicide Gets Sick New Homo Angle(Dec 18, 07)
- Paper Porta-Potty Latest Example of Useless Hungarian Inventions(Dec 18, 07)
- Flats on Fire (II): Firefighters Save Packrat and Associates(Dec 18, 07)
- Flats on Fire (I): Well-Done Body Found in Apartment(Dec 18, 07)
- Average Slow Monday as Hungary Gripped by General Strike(Dec 17, 07)
- For That Always Fresh, New-Car Smell(Dec 17, 07)
- The Remainder Bin: (Mostly) Crime-Free Edition(Dec 14, 07)
- Public Transport (II): Hungarian Know-How Tapped to Repair Tube Carriages(Dec 13, 07)
- Public Transport (I): BKV Quick to Address Problems with Efficiency Auditor(Dec 13, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special Nothing But the True Crime Edition(Dec 12, 07)
- I'm Lovin' Wetting Myself at the Nyugati McDonald's(Dec 12, 07)
- Hungo Sexy Street Racer Babe More Sexier Than Any Romo Track Ho(Dec 11, 07)
- One Hungo Man Charged in Death of Onehunga Man(Dec 11, 07)
- Budapest More Chrismassy than Vienna for Second Year Running(Dec 10, 07)
- Transvestite Trouble (II): Leave Desiré Dubounet Alone!(Dec 07, 07)
- Transvestite Trouble (I): Black Days for Terry Black(Dec 07, 07)
- Police Cars Struck Off Christmas List(Dec 06, 07)
- Daytime TV Viewers More Stupid Than Previously Thought(Dec 05, 07)
- Hungarian Striker Starts Scoring for Liverpool(Dec 05, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special Hanukkah Hipness Holocaust Edition(Dec 05, 07)
- Budapest Now Also Apparently Giving Out Laptops(Dec 04, 07)
- Construction Workers Discover Humans Don't Fly(Dec 04, 07)
- Police Make Bust Worth Seven Million Forints of Something(Dec 04, 07)
- Aging Rocker Stays Hard(Dec 03, 07)
- Follow-Up (II): Sanyika the Satanist Slayed Sanyika Senior Single-Handedly(Dec 03, 07)
- Follow-Up (I): Opinions Mixed on Whether or Not Uranium Would Have Been a Blast(Dec 03, 07)
- Hungarian Showman is Nearly Sliced-and-Diced in Front of Live Studio Audience(Dec 03, 07)
- Once-Promising Hungarian-Ukrainian Business Venture Fails to Ignite(Nov 30, 07)
- Family Matters (II): Teen Satanist Brings Early Hell to Hungarian "Christmas" Village(Nov 29, 07)
- Family Matters (I): Pest County Parents Accused of Grisly Double Baby-Slay(Nov 29, 07)
- Easy Money (II): Budapest Book-Signing Tempts with Ft 500 Million Prize(Nov 29, 07)
- Easy Money (I): Leading Hungarian Bank Offers Customers New Way To Lose Their Savings(Nov 29, 07)
- Hungarians Howl as American TV Bink Blanks on Budapest(Nov 28, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: All-New Special No Excuses Edition(Nov 28, 07)
- When Asked to Show Your Ticket, Headbutting Not Acceptable Response(Nov 27, 07)
- Annácska Resumes Taking Drugs, Being Target of Our Bad Jokes(Nov 27, 07)
- You Know You're In Vidék When...(Nov 27, 07)
- "Honor Killing" Results in Death of Ukrainian Cleaner in Slaughterhouse(Nov 27, 07)
- Zala Sportsman Bags First German of the Fall Hunting Season(Nov 27, 07)
- Lothar Matthäus Uncharacteristically Humble. Oh, Who are We Kidding?(Nov 26, 07)
- Pécs Police Manage to Crash Into Each Other(Nov 26, 07)
- Former Jailbird Songstress Riding Communist Kitsch Wave to Pay Back Loans(Nov 26, 07)
- The Problem With Hungarian Football is the People NOT Playing it(Nov 23, 07)
- Whispers of Exciting New Takeout Offering from Kecskemét Chinese(Nov 23, 07)
- Hungarian Statue Theft Crisis Spreads to Bolivia(Nov 22, 07)
- The Cutest Beggar You Ever Did See(Nov 22, 07)
- "Flying" Kleptogranny Never Too Old for Burglary(Nov 22, 07)
- To Do Tonight: Party Hardy with Hungary's Leading Anti-Smoking Yoga Guru(Nov 22, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Goodbye Politics, Hello Politics.hu(Nov 21, 07)
- Fitness Norbi Defends "Big Diet" From Small Diet Pills(Nov 20, 07)
- Exposing Oneself Perfectly Acceptable in Újpest Bar(Nov 20, 07)
- First Translation of Roma-Language Bible Completed(Nov 20, 07)
- Polski Fiats Still Worth Their Weight in Scrap(Nov 20, 07)
- Feeling Cocky, BKV to Raise Prices, Introduce Night Terrors(Nov 19, 07)
- Spying Pelicans Found in Hungary(Nov 19, 07)
- To Do Today: Celebrate World Toilet Day!(Nov 19, 07)
- Something Tells Me This Isn't The Real Deal(Nov 19, 07)
- Emergency Workers (II): Ambulance Driver Killed While Responding to Accident(Nov 19, 07)
- Emergency Workers (I): Fire Department's Car Stolen During Response(Nov 19, 07)
- It's Going to be a "Hard, Teeth-Rattling" Winter(Nov 16, 07)
- What You've Been Missing on Budapest TV(Nov 16, 07)
- Andy Vajna Resumes Providing "Career Advice" to Hungarian Starlets(Nov 16, 07)
- Boneheaded Thieves Still Manage to Evade Police for a Week(Nov 16, 07)
- Stop the Presses! Statue Thieves Actually Apprehended!(Nov 16, 07)
- Big Diet Contestant Caught Getting Hot and Being Heavy(Nov 15, 07)
- Radio DJ Insults Irritating Celebrity Who Takes it as a Compliment(Nov 15, 07)
- Beats any Protein Shake on the Market!(Nov 15, 07)
- Without a Contract, Sziget Organizers Go Forth, Fighting District Mayors(Nov 15, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special Criminally Insane Unplugged Server Blackout Edition(Nov 14, 07)
- "Panic" Breaks Out in "Big Diet" House(Nov 13, 07)
- To Do This Weekend: The Hand-to-Hand Combat of Rock, Paper, Scissors(Nov 12, 07)
- Credibility of Bogus Anti-Aging Pills Hit Further by Celebrity Endorsement(Nov 12, 07)
- Hospital Patient Murders Room Mate(Nov 12, 07)
- Magyar Motoring II: Fatal Crash Leaves Little Evidence of Car(Nov 12, 07)
- Magyar Motoring I: Trucking Madness Continues in Makó(Nov 12, 07)
- Budapest to Play Host to the Beautiful People(Nov 09, 07)
- James Bond Implicated in Hungarian Swimmer's Doping Test Controversy(Nov 09, 07)
- Remind Yourself Every Day that it Could be Worse(Nov 09, 07)
- Damage the Cabbage and Tesco Will Prosecute(Nov 09, 07)
- And the Genius Corrupt Cop of the Year Award Goes to…(Nov 09, 07)
- Miss Fatty Hungary 2006 Ordered to Return Crown for Going on Diet Show(Nov 09, 07)
- Hungarian Tails (IV): Hungarians Win "Euro Tradicion 2007" Competition(Nov 08, 07)
- Hungarian Tails (III): Hungarian Zoo Enthusiasts Fight Foreign Investors in New Film(Nov 08, 07)
- Hungarian Tails (II): Rescue Dog Reunited With Owner(Nov 08, 07)
- Hungarian Tails (I): Dog Owner Finds Bullets in Sack Brought Home by Dog(Nov 08, 07)
- Italian Man Pulls a Dick Cheney While Visiting in Hungary(Nov 08, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Pestiside Offices Survive Nazi Bomb Threat!(Nov 07, 07)
- How Much is that Puppy in the Lada?(Nov 06, 07)
- It's Official: Mommy Murder Now Hungary's Favorite Homicide Trend(Nov 06, 07)
- Laughable Brawl Breaks Out on Live TV(Nov 06, 07)
- Józsi Proves Too Much Even for Hungarian Jerry Springer(Nov 06, 07)
- Six Reasons to Kill Yourself This Week(Nov 05, 07)
- Far-Right Rejoices in Cuban-Roma Knife Fight(Nov 05, 07)
- Insurance Giant Launches Road Accident Video Bank(Nov 05, 07)
- Motorist and Cyclist Share "One For the Road"(Nov 05, 07)
- Hungarian Guard Described as Global Security Threat(Nov 05, 07)
- Hungarian-Polish Airline Confuses Countries, Shows Remarkable Political Insight(Nov 05, 07)
- Magyar Medical Miracles (II): The Ironclad Paternity Test(Nov 05, 07)
- Magyar Medical Miracles (I): The "Audio Ear" Hoax(Nov 05, 07)
- 11 Dead in Fierce Canine Zoo Attack(Oct 31, 07)
- Tap Water Fascists Take Down Leading Mineral Water Site(Oct 31, 07)
- Icelandic Guard Way Cooler than Magyar Gárda(Oct 31, 07)
- Midweek briefing: Hallowe'en Special(Oct 31, 07)
- Balaton "Adultery Tourism" Campaign Makes Waves Across the Atlantic(Oct 30, 07)
- What Not to Watch on That New TV(Oct 30, 07)
- Baffling Giveaway at Nyugati tér # 2(Oct 30, 07)
- Baffling Giveaway at Nyugati tér # 1(Oct 30, 07)
- Prime Minister Creepily Demands You Click on Him(Oct 30, 07)
- With BKV, You'd Already Be There. Wherever That Is.(Oct 29, 07)
- Hard-Hit Horse-Riding Snobs to Benefit from New Government Handouts(Oct 29, 07)
- Doboz Feeling Boxed-In With Leftover Soviet War Memorial(Oct 29, 07)
- Fascists to Blame for Saturday's Budapest Traffic Nightmare(Oct 29, 07)
- Liberal Chief Says State Must Maintain Monopoly on "Violence Sex"(Oct 26, 07)
- Right Wing News (III): Opposition Chief Threatened by Tax Audit. Not!(Oct 26, 07)
- Right Wing News (II): Police Quake as Rumors of Wingnut Onslaught Rock Interior Ministry(Oct 26, 07)
- Right Wing News (I): Youthful Former FinMin Refuses to Grow Up(Oct 26, 07)
- Big Diet Drugs Hit by Dose of Reality(Oct 25, 07)
- Big Diet Hit by Drug Allegations(Oct 25, 07)
- Ye Gods, We Have a Competitor(Oct 25, 07)
- Gambling and Drinking in the Name of Gaelic Football(Oct 25, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Commie Bullies 1, Neo-Fascist Nuts 0 in Unexciting, Rain-Soaked Grudge Match(Oct 24, 07)
- Dog-Mauling Death of Area Toddler Leads to Soul Searching, Apology(Oct 24, 07)
- Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn About This Cheesy Ballet(Oct 24, 07)
- Animal News (III): Ohio Zookeepers Red-faced Over Hungarian Frozen Rhino Semen Claims(Oct 19, 07)
- Animal News (II): Slut Queen Collared in Dog Attack on Next-door Néni(Oct 19, 07)
- Animal News (I): Park Rangers Nab Pilis Poacher in High-Speed Deer Chase(Oct 19, 07)
- Contest Launched to Find Hungarian Paper-Pusher Most Deserving of This(Oct 19, 07)
- Motorist Dies Mysteriously After Running Down Bicyclist(Oct 19, 07)
- And Our Report on Changing Patterns in Hungarian Puking is €450(Oct 18, 07)
- Fall Riots Remembered Through Computer-enhanced Glasses(Oct 18, 07)
- Rural Game of Telephone Results in Death by Jump Rope(Oct 18, 07)
- A Bizarre Timewarp At Hungary's Highest Point(Oct 18, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: Unexplained Deaths and Other Trivia(Oct 17, 07)
- Impressive Displays of Chutzpah, Part V: Fidesz's 48-hr Signature Collection Drive(Oct 16, 07)
- Impressive Displays of Chutzpah, Part IV: Hungarian Claims Breath-Holding Record(Oct 16, 07)
- Impressive Displays of Chutzpah, Part III: the Father of America(Oct 16, 07)
- Impressive Displays of Chutzpah, Part II: the Jews Are Buying Hungary(Oct 16, 07)
- Impressive Displays of Chutzpah, Part I: the Alleged Olaszliszka Lyncher's Lawsuit(Oct 16, 07)
- Man Allowed to Drive Home Despite Lack of License, Registration, or Sobriety(Oct 15, 07)
- We Know the Stuff is Bad, But Damn!(Oct 15, 07)
- You Too Can Download Gyurcsány Hunting 1.0!(Oct 15, 07)
- István Tarlós to Replace Viktor Orbán as PM Nominee in 2010? Maybe, Maybe Not.(Oct 15, 07)
- Statues Enlisted in MTV Hungary's Guerrilla Advertising Campaign(Oct 15, 07)
- Absence of Reportable News Spawns Two Articles Bereft of Information(Oct 15, 07)
- What Hungarian Schoolkids Are Really Concentrating on in Class(Oct 11, 07)
- The Sad State of the '56 Memorial After Less than a Year(Oct 11, 07)
- Budapest Waiter Revealed as One Man AIDS Epidemic(Oct 11, 07)
- Scratching the Surface of Hungary's Music and Dance Traditions(Oct 11, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: Getting to the Bottom of it(Oct 10, 07)
- Proof That Ice Cream Can Be an Uplifting Experience(Oct 10, 07)
- It's Official: Hungarian Summer Camp Worse Than 'Nam(Oct 10, 07)
- If You Think That's a Bed, You Must be Blind(Oct 10, 07)
- "Cursed" Boy's Coffin Makes Triumphant Third (and Perhaps Final) Return(Oct 09, 07)
- Because Hungarian Politics Weren't Weird Enough Already(Oct 09, 07)
- Couldn't They Have Gotten a Different Sign for the Store?(Oct 09, 07)
- Government Launches "Fair Play" Program to Ruin All the Fun(Oct 09, 07)
- Former Prime Minister's Condition Significantly Upgraded From Dead(Oct 09, 07)
- And You Wonder Why Some People Don't Accept That the Socialists Changed in 1989(Oct 08, 07)
- Feeling Referendum-Envy, Gyurcsány Announces Plans for His Own Vote(Oct 08, 07)
- Budapest's Courts Rule Parking Agencies Can Fine But Not Collect, Or Other Way Around(Oct 08, 07)
- What a Fantastic Price Drop!(Oct 08, 07)
- Hungarian Wins Blind Speedcubing Competition(Oct 08, 07)
- Riot Police Take on Schoolchildren in Simulation of 2006 Uprising(Oct 05, 07)
- Lifestyle Portal Hopelessly Out of Touch With Needs of Hungarian Husbands(Oct 05, 07)
- Clinton Sends Chelsea on Gellért Scouting Mission(Oct 05, 07)
- Prepare for Budapest World Speedcubing Championships With "CubeTube"(Oct 05, 07)
- Dumb Black Celebrity Becomes Dumb Blonde Celebrity(Oct 04, 07)
- Family Doctor in Zidane-style Attack on Patient(Oct 04, 07)
- To Do: Pick Up A Pep!, Hang With The Kool Kids(Oct 04, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: Death Cap Mushrooms and Other Examples of Bad Taste(Oct 03, 07)
- Banking Co-operative Sells Investment in Terms Country Folk Might Understand(Oct 03, 07)
- Driver Survives David and Goliath Railroad Mismatch(Oct 03, 07)
- Duped Buyer Discovers One Thing Worse than Hungarian TV(Oct 03, 07)
- Has-Bean Burglars Caught With Fingers On The Pulse(Oct 03, 07)
- District XIV Auto Thieves Get New Bright Idea(Oct 03, 07)
- János Kóka's Enemies of the Week: His Future Neighbors(Oct 02, 07)
- A Shack With Some Modern Conveniences(Oct 02, 07)
- Self-Guided Horse Tour Not So Succesful(Oct 02, 07)
- From Being a Thorn to Writing Porn: the Recent History of Henrik Havas(Oct 02, 07)
- I Want My... Hungarian MTV?(Oct 01, 07)
- The Kossuth Tér Folk Now Marched To Viktor's Pad(Oct 01, 07)
- The BKV Would Kindly Ask You to Pay Your Overdue Fines, Or Else(Oct 01, 07)
- Unlike Removing the Prime Minister, Viktor Accomplished These Goals(Oct 01, 07)
- I'll Take a Scoop of What?(Oct 01, 07)
- So That's What They Mean By "Pig Sticking"(Sep 28, 07)
- Video Site Launches Career of Next Peroxide TV Celeb(Sep 28, 07)
- Motorway Marble Misshap Captured in Glorious Technicolor(Sep 28, 07)
- Hungarian Broadcaster Bucks International Trend With Impossible TV Phone-in(Sep 27, 07)
- Czechs Beat Hungary to Olympic Gold in Bad English Translation(Sep 27, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: When in Doubt, Deny Everything(Sep 26, 07)
- District V Man Has New View on Neighborhood Development(Sep 26, 07)
- Gypsy Musicians Increasingly Leaving Restaurants Behind(Sep 25, 07)
- So Where Does All That EU Lucre Go?(Sep 25, 07)
- In Light of the New School Year...(Sep 25, 07)
- Hungarian Real Estate in the New York Times(Sep 25, 07)
- Hungarian Leads Anti-EU Drive - in England(Sep 25, 07)
- Sword-Wielding Man On the Loose in Budapest(Sep 24, 07)
- As If Budapest's Escalators Weren't Fast Enough(Sep 24, 07)
- What's On the Menu Today? Beer? Great!(Sep 24, 07)
- Racers Create Spectacular Crash, Claim Firemen Didn't Help Them(Sep 24, 07)
- Bad at History, Aussie Completes 6,200 Mile Genghis Khan Trek in Hungary(Sep 24, 07)
- To Do This Christmas in Csernakeresztúr: Jew-Baiting!(Sep 24, 07)
- And How About a Lambo for My 36th Birthday?(Sep 20, 07)
- To Do Tonight: The Spencer Hill Magic Band(Sep 20, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: Beware the Media Swarm(Sep 19, 07)
- Twin Links Found Between Double Danish Shipwreck Tragedies(Sep 19, 07)
- Meatheads Meet Match in Road Rage Parable(Sep 19, 07)
- Hungarian Viking Festival Substitutes Scandinavians for Goats(Sep 19, 07)
- Index.hu's Superstar Republican Rebels 2007 Collector Cards(Sep 18, 07)
- Plan Y From Kossuth Tér(Sep 18, 07)
- This is Not Really an Emergeny Room...(Sep 18, 07)
- Hell Broke Loose, It Was a Bloodbath, and Other Annoying Uses of Hyperbole and Exclamation Points!!!(Sep 18, 07)
- Today's Anti-Governmental Protest Forecast(Sep 17, 07)
- Just Like His Metro, the Mayor Was Late in Arriving(Sep 17, 07)
- District VI's "Alcohol War" Still Unresolved, Unless You Know Where to Go(Sep 17, 07)
- Slutty Catholic Schoolgirl Dress Now Officially Acceptable in Hungarian Schools(Sep 17, 07)
- An Illiterate and an Idiot Call in Fake Bomb Threat(Sep 17, 07)
- Scottish Referee Denies Saying What Others Said He Said(Sep 17, 07)
- Soulless Piece of Plastic and Steel Adds "Human" Touch to Municipal Office(Sep 14, 07)
- Nationalist Interest (III): Actually, I'd Like an Even Smaller Small Big Hungary(Sep 14, 07)
- Nationalist Interest (II): Hungary, Slovakia in Ominous New Grade School Sissy Fight(Sep 14, 07)
- Nationalist Interest (I): Budapest Big Bird Statue War Takes on New Military Dimension(Sep 14, 07)
- Hungarian Soccer Still Reeling From Moment of Scottish Madness(Sep 14, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special New Corporate Website Excuse Edition(Sep 13, 07)
- Hungary Shaken by "Statueatory" Rape Crisis(Sep 12, 07)
- Suicide Prevention Day Marred by Multiple Suicide Attempts(Sep 11, 07)
- Index Finds Opposition Leader Moonlighting in NBA(Sep 11, 07)
- Fall Scapegoating Season Begins With Quadruple-Play Against Jews and Gypsies(Sep 11, 07)
- Parents Adopt Surprisingly Liberal Attitude to Playground Sex(Sep 11, 07)
- Nike Says Child Labor Lacks Novelty Value, Interest(Sep 10, 07)
- Man who Refused Booze Badly Beaten by Drinking Pals(Sep 10, 07)
- Dead Tenor Passes Opera Clown Baton to Hungarian Cable TV Skank(Sep 10, 07)
- Hungarians Celebrate Another Day of Suicide Prevention(Sep 10, 07)
- Poor Weather Not Expected to Deter Local Fans of Dancing, Drinking and Fisting(Sep 07, 07)
- Symbol of Desperate Hungarian Nationalists Found on Backside of "Desperate Housewives" Star(Sep 06, 07)
- And Turn to Page 8 for a Probing Look at His Honor's Adonis-like Physique(Sep 06, 07)
- Unearthed Case from 2001 Suggests Police Rape is Nothing New in Budapest(Sep 06, 07)
- Signs of Dementia Detected in Local Hospital Dementia Ward Sign(Sep 06, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: It Happened Tomorrow, But Everyone Wished It Won't(Sep 05, 07)
- IKEA Bot Learns to Deal with Minorities, Shows Zero Tolerance to Nazis(Sep 05, 07)
- Streets Expected to Empty for Hungo Teen Tennis Sensation(Sep 05, 07)
- Employment Prospects Bleak for Cute New Elephant(Sep 05, 07)
- Dinner with Clinton in Budapest to Cost Ft 1 Million; Your Tip About His Hound-dogging Ft 10,000(Sep 04, 07)
- Gyurcsány, Bush in Historic Polling Data Accord(Sep 04, 07)
- Catch Pneumonia While the Billboards Say You're Going to Melt(Sep 04, 07)
- Winner of Budapest Promotion Contest Sent to Sanitarium Safe Distance from City(Sep 04, 07)
- BP Airport Next Target of Transport Strike Threat BS(Sep 04, 07)
- Hungarian Politics Now Officially Way Gayer than America's(Aug 31, 07)
- Fears for Tomcat as Offender-of-All's Skin Revealed as Pussy-like Thin(Aug 31, 07)
- Doctors Unmoved by Freak "Rebirth" of Aborted Fetus(Aug 31, 07)
- Latest Hungarian Medical Invention May Reduce Sneezing, Guaranteed to Increase Laughing(Aug 31, 07)
- Local Tarantino-weenies Take Note(Aug 30, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Drunken Denmark on the Danube Edition(Aug 29, 07)
- American Scientists Discover that Rubik's Cube Can be Solved With One Less Step(Aug 28, 07)
- Local Provocateur Tomcat to Possibly Face Terrorism Charges(Aug 28, 07)
- Is City Beautification Even Worth the Bother?(Aug 28, 07)
- Horizontal Red White & Green Again Defeats Vertical Variant(Aug 28, 07)
- Resignations Handed in at Parliament(Aug 28, 07)
- Fidesz Denounces Hungarian Guard, Sort Of...(Aug 28, 07)
- Black Rain Falls on Budapest(Aug 27, 07)
- President Bush Defies Reality by Riding Metro 4(Aug 27, 07)
- Strike, Mass Carnage Expected For September 4th(Aug 27, 07)
- World of Warcraft Lands Fugitive in World of Hurt(Aug 27, 07)
- Hungarians Invented the Alphabet, According to This Italian(Aug 27, 07)
- You Too Can Be Friends With the Hungarian Guard!(Aug 27, 07)
- No Parádé This Year, But The After-Party Goes On(Aug 24, 07)
- The Remainder Bin: Football, a Boot, and a Dose of Colbert(Aug 24, 07)
- Hungarian Public Figure Infidelity Update(Aug 24, 07)
- Fidelitas Apologizes for "Kohnvergence" Poster, Bad Taste(Aug 24, 07)
- The Ongoing Saga of the Veres Família vs. the Opposition Media(Aug 24, 07)
- Gyurcsi Crown Gaffe, Angie Flag Flap Overshadowed by Historic Condi 'Fro Faux Pas(Aug 24, 07)
- Students Get Quick Lesson in Essentials of Hungarian Profit Motive(Aug 24, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: God Didn't Spare Us, He's Only Having Fun(Aug 22, 07)
- Norbi, Take This Rudi and Shove It!(Aug 22, 07)
- Hungarian Hannibal Lecter Eats His Own Finger(Aug 22, 07)
- First Test of Hungary's New Far-Right Militia to be Held on Aug. 27(Aug 17, 07)
- Tourist Trouble (II): Belgian Behind ID'd as Budapest Public Enemy #1(Aug 17, 07)
- Tourist Trouble (I): Hungarian Inquisition into Fake Spanish Priest(Aug 17, 07)
- Tobacco-Maker Betting that Government Subsidy Managers Are Smoking Crack(Aug 17, 07)
- New Dumb Game Show Shows Hungarians Smarter than Americans, Sort Of(Aug 17, 07)
- Out-of-Control Hungarian Radio Jock Accused of Being Out-of-Control Fighter Jock(Aug 17, 07)
- Budapest Traffic Police Launch Drive Against Scourge of Unauthorized Smiley Faces(Aug 17, 07)
- Post-Sziget Briefing: After the Mud, More Mud(Aug 16, 07)
- Fishermen Blame Bighead For Lack of Balaton Bite(Aug 14, 07)
- Watch That Melon, It's Gonna Blow!!(Aug 14, 07)
- Brawling Politician Reveals All, And This Time We Mean It(Aug 14, 07)
- Fireworks Erupt Over Choice of Politician to Oversee Fireworks Display(Aug 13, 07)
- Phone-makers in Crisis after Sudden Explosion of Cellphone Explosions(Aug 13, 07)
- And Throw in a Chain Saw and a Couple of Vodka Martinis, Too(Aug 13, 07)
- Domaszék Weed So Good You'll Forget You Normally Wear Clothes(Aug 13, 07)
- Remainder Bin: Hungarian Cucumber Season Shattered by Melon-Sized Meteor(Aug 10, 07)
- Hungarian's Creepy Music Video Bombs on Top Foreign Video-Sharing Site(Aug 10, 07)
- Foreigners' Sweet Music Video Triumphs on Top Hungarian Video-Sharing Site(Aug 10, 07)
- Mr. Gay Europe 2007 Survives Logistical Circus, Boy George Hissy Fit(Aug 09, 07)
- Self-Promotion Alert (II): And We Didn't Even Mention Budapest's Super-Hip Dance Scene(Aug 08, 07)
- Self-Promotion Alert (I): Hear Us Ruin New English-Language Radio Show(Aug 08, 07)
- Human Flesh-Eating Hungarian Dog Hot on Heels of Possible Child Serial Killer(Aug 08, 07)
- The Sziget Preview You Won't Find Anywhere Else(Aug 07, 07)
- Men Caught at Southern Border Smuggling Birds, Serbs(Aug 06, 07)
- Criminal Masterminds Crush Parked Cars For Sale as Scrap Metal(Aug 06, 07)
- Ancient Trees Found in Hungarian Mine Remarkably Well-Preserved, Dead Body Not So Much(Aug 06, 07)
- Nokia Battery Explodes in Kecskemét(Aug 06, 07)
- French Festival-goers Attend Sziget Charm School(Aug 06, 07)
- Hapless Teen Killed by Hungarian Bureaucracy(Aug 06, 07)
- Third New Wave Washes Over Budapest(Aug 01, 07)
- Do You Agree that Coming Up with Referendum Questions is a Great Waste of an Afternoon?(Jul 31, 07)
- Investigative Tabloid Breaks "Seatbeltgate" Scandal(Jul 26, 07)
- Search for Balaton Grafitti Artists Draws a Blank(Jul 24, 07)
- Index Forgets to Take its Medication(Jul 23, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Double Extra-Special Heat Wave Mental Meltdown Edition(Jul 19, 07)
- Can You Guess What's Wrong With This Picture of the Budapest Business Journal's Website?(Jul 18, 07)
- Can You Guess What's Wrong With This Picture of Ferenc Gyurcsány?(Jul 18, 07)
- Foodblog, Tabloid Launch New Obesity Drives(Jul 17, 07)
- At Least if They're Sleeping They're Not Stealing(Jul 17, 07)
- Budapest Transport Operator in Spectacular Quadruple Crown of Goofy PR Stunts(Jul 17, 07)
- Celebrate Stones Rolling Up with Band One-Third Their Age(Jul 17, 07)
- Buttoned-Down Replacement for Gov't "Spokesmodel" Led Previous Life as "Ms. Panties"(Jul 16, 07)
- Controversy Erupts Over PM's Pointless Trip to Place No One Has Ever Heard of Before(Jul 16, 07)
- Twin Watermelon Crises Mark Early Start to Summer Cucumber Season(Jul 16, 07)
- You Have to Really Push If You Want to Score in a Town Without Pushers(Jul 13, 07)
- All An Aspiring Hungarian Actor Needs is a Dream... and Ft 625,000(Jul 12, 07)
- WizzAir Execs Piss on the Competition(Jul 11, 07)
- Survey on Trust Finds Hungarians Can't Be Trusted(Jul 10, 07)
- Anarchy Looms as Policemen (Allegedly) Pummel MP, or Vice Versa(Jul 10, 07)
- Drugged Girls Molest Stunned Economy Minister at Rock Festival(Jul 10, 07)
- News Flash: English-Language Print Media Cool Again in Budapest!(Jul 10, 07)
- Budapest's Best Bars and Nightclubs(Jul 10, 07)
- Fresh Evidence Suggests Heavy Police Involvement in Journalist Beating(Jul 09, 07)
- Breaking: Guy Under the Guy Under the Prime Minister is Gay!(Jul 06, 07)
- Buy a Jumbo Plasma TV For Your Truck-Stop Slut Grandma!(Jul 05, 07)
- Hungarian Meat Exports to Korea Growing in Leaps and Bounds(Jul 05, 07)
- State Railway Interested in "Clean" Tender for Supplies(Jul 05, 07)
- Happy Fourth of July(Jul 04, 07)
- Hungarian Conservatives in Push Against "Excessive" Work, Sodomy(Jul 03, 07)
- Investigators Intensify Search for Crucial Documents in High-Level Corruption Probes(Jul 03, 07)
- Did Hungary Get Screwed on Dirty EU Film Grant Promo?(Jul 03, 07)
- Hungarian Court Rules Politicians Allowed to Point Out the Fucking Obvious(Jul 03, 07)
- Police Officers Still Loyal to Force, Shooting Each Other(Jul 02, 07)
- Roma Social Networking Site Comes Up Against Multiple Language Barriers(Jul 02, 07)
- The Long Slow Cabbage in the Dark: The World's First Unicum Cocktail(Jul 02, 07)
- Mother-of-Six Throws Self, Twin Boys from Apartment Block(Jul 02, 07)
- Dismal Ferencváros Still Hoping for Promotion to First League(Jun 29, 07)
- Midweek Briefing: Should've-Known-Better Special(Jun 28, 07)
- Hungo Celeb Round-Up: Pákó Survives Triple Media Assassination Attempt(Jun 26, 07)
- Farce on Broadway: Two Men and a Sorompó(Jun 25, 07)
- Sziget's Cred Shredded as Old Fart Spreads Word to Upscale American Stroller-Moms(Jun 23, 07)
- Dangerous Car Stories (II): Texans Go Olaszliszka on Careless Motorists(Jun 22, 07)
- Dangerous Car Stories (I): New Swifts Swiftly Recalled to Factory(Jun 22, 07)
- School Director Fails to Learn Lesson About Not Dressing Up Like Naughty Nazi(Jun 22, 07)
- The Underground Lair of the Budapest Magic Circle(Jun 20, 07)
- The Pestiside Guide to Staying Out of Kontroll(Jun 20, 07)
- Mind the Gap of Logic in Budapest's Public Transport Black Hole(Jun 20, 07)
- High-Concept Art, With a Breath of Fresh Air - Literally(Jun 20, 07)
- It's Hard to Laugh at American Impotence with a Mouthful of Russian %@*&(Jun 20, 07)
- Stars Descend on Budapest While Painful Cliché De-Composes in Kecskemét(Jun 20, 07)
- New York Rapper Caught Stealing in Budapest, for No Reason(Jun 20, 07)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special "Broader Context" Edition(Jun 20, 07)
- Something Brown and Sticky hits Supermarket Shelves(Jun 20, 07)
- Gov't Report (III): PM Gains Five Supporters in One Year(Jun 20, 07)
- Gov't Report (II): State to Retain Control of Vital Strategic Companies(Jun 20, 07)
- Gov't Report (I): Hungary to Tackle Corruption, Economy with Int'l Best Practices(Jun 20, 07)
- Driver Dies in Ditch After Disregarding Every Rule in Book(Jun 19, 07)
- Political Protest Takes Stroll Down Memory Lane(Jun 19, 07)
- All Smiles at All-singing Rooftop Bitchfest(Jun 18, 07)
- Fans of Totalitarianism to Get Special Treat at Lakeside Summer Festival(Jun 15, 07)
- World's Worst Husband, In-Laws, Found in Sümeg(Jun 15, 07)
- Hungarian Police Hot on Heels of High-Speed Video Death Cult(Jun 14, 07)
- And You Thought Crying "Wolf" Was Naughty(Jun 14, 07)
- The King of Jordan is in Budapest, and George Soros is Porking His Step-Mother(Jun 13, 07)
- István Hiller Doesn't Know Much About Art, But He Knows What He Likes(Jun 13, 07)
- Q: How Many Fake Hungarian Cops Does It Take To Steal €200,000?(Jun 13, 07)
- Officials Concede BP Ring Road Hopeless; Will Still Take EU Construction Money(Jun 13, 07)
- Sporting Legend Claims Hungarian Citizenship Just in Time to Do Us No Good(Jun 13, 07)
- Mistake Over Daily's Politics Leads to Mistake Over Blog's Commenting Function(Jun 13, 07)
- Report: Hungarian Foreign Minister to be Replaced by Someone Better-Looking(Jun 12, 07)
- Well-Toned Blonde Challenges Crude Stereotypes About Roma Dysfunction(Jun 11, 07)
- Gov't Plans Ambitious Smoking Ban; Other Forms of Fatal Stupidity to Remain Unregulated(Jun 11, 07)
- Boneheaded Security Breach Almost Makes Visit of Spanish Royals Newsworthy(Jun 11, 07)
- Q: How Many Dumb Hungarian Cops Does It Take To Start a New Police Scandal?(Jun 11, 07)
- Q: How Many Dumb Hungarian Cops Does It Take To Work an Elevator?(Jun 11, 07)
- Back to the Sweatshop, Worthless Slave Trolls!(Jun 07, 07)
- Hungarian Jackasses Bigger Jackasses than American Jackasses(Jun 05, 07)
- Dumb Drivers Embarrassed by Railway Tunnel Flood(Jun 05, 07)
- Opposition Leader in Hypnotizing Psycho-Political Ploy(Jun 05, 07)
- Dog Poop Politico Makes Mess of Live TV Interview(Jun 04, 07)
- Kaposvár Kick-off Brings Soccer Players to their Feet(Jun 04, 07)
- Translation Notes: The China that Breaks or the China That Makes?(Jun 04, 07)
- Police Rapists Should Be Assumed Guilty Until Proven Innocent(Jun 01, 07)
- Sheriff of Nottingham Buys Britpop Badgirl BP Island Retreat(Jun 01, 07)
- Extra Day Absolutely Free as Mid-week Briefing Returns(May 31, 07)
- Man and Mouse Narrowly Miss Out on Click War Crown(May 30, 07)
- Acquittals in Deadly Patient Switch Give New Hope to Brain-Dead Hungarian Doctors(May 30, 07)
- Disturbed Hungarian Pseudo-Celeb Tells Too Little in Fan Chat Meltdown(May 30, 07)
- Disturbed Hungarian Pseudo-Celeb Tells Too Much in Fan Chat Meltdown(May 30, 07)
- Overly Vengeful Mom Knifes Overage Eighth-Grade Bully(May 30, 07)
- Not Only Can Hungarians Rock, They Can Rockabilly(May 25, 07)
- Welcome to the Nice and Thoughtful New Pestiside.hu, You Ungrateful F*@kers(May 25, 07)
- A Sort-of-Gay Solution to Hungary's Sort-of-Nazi Flag Problem(May 25, 07)
- In the Case of Zsanette E., Let's Not Forget Zsanette E.(May 25, 07)
- Sarkozy in Hungarian is Spelled "Wong"(May 25, 07)
- There's a Tiny Corner of the Internet Where Hungarian Music Lives(May 25, 07)
- Local Potheads Choke on Unwanted Dutch Treat(May 25, 07)
- Faster Times in Hollyweird's New Boomtown(May 25, 07)
- But My Real Car is Actually a '99 Suzuki Swift(May 25, 07)
- First the Pink, then the Blue(May 15, 07)
- An Important Message Regarding Life, Sex, Death and Rebirth(Apr 16, 07)
- Liberal Youth Building Network of Bewilderment(Apr 13, 07)
- Incest Village Still Seeking World-Famous Celebrity Partners(Apr 13, 07)
- Hungarian Entreprenuers Forced to Find Proper Jobs(Apr 13, 07)
- City Digs Deeper into Metro 4 Hole With Drill Naming Poll(Apr 13, 07)
- Luxury Liner Promises New World of Film(Apr 13, 07)
- Room for Disgraced American Radio Host on Hungarian Airwaves(Apr 12, 07)
- Four Out of 10 Hungarians "Stressed," Other Six Don't Give a Crap(Apr 12, 07)
- Serb Snagged in Human Suitcase Smuggling SNAFU(Apr 12, 07)
- Budapest Hipsters to Hang Themselves with Their Own Skinny Ties(Apr 12, 07)
- Curiosity Won't Kill the Golden Cat(Apr 10, 07)
- Ugly Trash Truck Taken Out by Cute Suzuki(Apr 10, 07)
- Tab Nation Still Speculating on Anna Kelemen's Gash(Apr 10, 07)
- Good Friday Turns Bad in Gruesome Axe Attack(Apr 10, 07)
- Woman Fights Off Car Jacker with Handbag(Apr 10, 07)
- First Words of Hungarian Spoken in Space for 27 Years(Apr 10, 07)
- Hungarian Soap Actor Falls Foul of World "Starslapping" Premier(Apr 10, 07)
- Area Dogs Seen as Winners in Hungary's Ongoing Political Strife(Apr 05, 07)
- Cyber-Bullies Chase Prime Minister's Son from Online Social Network(Apr 05, 07)
- Gruesome Taxpayer Slasher Plot Green-Lighted in Budapest(Apr 05, 07)
- Budapest Bar Wars Get Deadly(Apr 05, 07)
- Fallen Nationalist Symbols Raise Millions at Mystery Stamp Auction(Apr 03, 07)
- Rasta Dogs Refuse to Side With Pigs(Apr 03, 07)
- Russians Issue Deadly Threat with Explosive Mixed Metaphor(Apr 03, 07)
- Népszabadság Flasher Implicated in Romkert Bar Blaze(Apr 03, 07)
- Pancake Case Sticks as Poisoner Sent Down for 12(Apr 03, 07)
- Doggfather Rolls Up Blue Carpet on Budapest Gig(Apr 03, 07)
- Fat Croatian Bombs Out Hungo Hunks in Waterpolo Worlds(Apr 02, 07)
- Budapest Trash Cans to Launch Street Art Charm Offensive(Apr 02, 07)
- Two Highlights of Budapest Underground Put Six Feet Under(Apr 02, 07)
- Insurance Fraudster Caught Stealing Own Truck(Apr 02, 07)
- Hungarian Adventurers Begin Gruelling Everest Suicide Bid(Apr 02, 07)
- Budapest Hosts Exciting, Dead-Boring Diplomatic Events(Mar 30, 07)
- Baja Bar Shooting No Joke - Yet(Mar 30, 07)
- Hungarian Gypsy Successfully Finds Refugee in American Fat Pants(Mar 29, 07)
- Hungarian Gypsy Unsuccessfully Seeks Refugee in North American Church(Mar 29, 07)
- Hungarian Priest Implicates Dead Pope in Sex Scandal(Mar 29, 07)
- Hungo Pinup Still Smarting from Old Photo-Wounds(Mar 29, 07)
- News Portal Makes Light of Heavy Bowel Problems(Mar 27, 07)
- Pákó Fekete Targets 14th, 15th, 16th and 17th Kids(Mar 27, 07)
- Man Goes on Hunger Strike Over Barnyard Stink(Mar 27, 07)
- Woman Loses Hand in Village Axe Attack(Mar 27, 07)
- Millionaire Host Loses Cool with Shy Contestant(Mar 26, 07)
- Government Spokesmodel Steps Down Without a Word(Mar 26, 07)
- Elderly Woman on Run After Posting Dope to Imprisoned Grandson(Mar 26, 07)
- Cops Buy Up New, Softer Street Fighting Weaponry(Mar 26, 07)
- Nyírkáta School Rocked by Teacher Nudie Pic Allegations(Mar 26, 07)
- Five-year-old Girl Causes Panic, Picks Flowers(Mar 26, 07)
- American Strip Club Opens in Budapest, Minus the Americans(Mar 23, 07)
- Hungarian Bishop Not Accused of Spying, Pederasty, Bestiality(Mar 23, 07)
- Nation Awaits Planned TV Joke About Gov't Spokesmodel(Mar 22, 07)
- BP Schoolchildren Get Taste of Modern Sewage-Treatment Techniques(Mar 22, 07)
- Barcs Urchin Puts Hungarian Child Crime Statistics Back on Track(Mar 22, 07)
- Budapest Soviet Memorial Gets Spiffy Pre-Re-Vandalizing Renovation(Mar 22, 07)
- Nagydobos Robbery Ends in Death of Warehouse "Watchpig"(Mar 22, 07)
- Car Thief Import Deal Facing Tough US Opposition(Mar 20, 07)
- Spokesmodel Deflects Attention From Gov't with Own Bad PR(Mar 20, 07)
- Organized Street Fight Over Before it Started(Mar 20, 07)
- Zwack Unicum Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Hungary(Mar 20, 07)
- Budapest Soccer Association Meeting Ends in Brawl, Fraud Allegations(Mar 20, 07)
- Smoking Russian Pipe, and Hungary's Other Tawdry Foreign Affairs(Mar 20, 07)
- Savage Dog Kills Owner's Mother(Mar 19, 07)
- Eurovision Magdi to Sing in English, Clothes(Mar 19, 07)
- Tax Office Putting Screws on Overpaid Reality Star(Mar 19, 07)
- Top Tips for Bored Budapest Riot Weekend Daredevils(Mar 15, 07)
- Anti-Dogshit Video Craps in Wrong Place(Mar 13, 07)
- Megasztar Chooses Big Jugs and Pipes Over Thin Hips(Mar 13, 07)
- To Do: Win Hungarian Karaoke Championships(Mar 13, 07)
- Pákó Makes Cannibal "Confession"(Mar 13, 07)
- Man Kills Wife in Freak Gas Station Accident(Mar 13, 07)
- Foreign Speculators Betting on Profitable First Quarter Riot Season(Mar 13, 07)
- Sports Reporter Gets Boob Job Live on Hungarian TV(Mar 13, 07)
- The Secret Pleasures of Hungary's Shocking Rise in Anti-Semitism(Mar 12, 07)
- Hungarian Students Take Int'national Spaghetti Bridge Prize, Again(Mar 12, 07)
- Every Day is Man Day in Shocking Kocsma Drinkumentary(Mar 12, 07)
- Kindergarten Arsonist Shows Why Grown-ups Shouldn't Play With Matches(Mar 12, 07)
- Innovative Toilet Paper Trick Lets Down Small-time Cig Smugglers(Mar 12, 07)
- Socialist Spokesmodel Says "No" to Stinky Poor Kids(Mar 12, 07)
- Granny Beats Down 4th Grader in Schoolroom Punch-up(Mar 12, 07)
- Cost of Living Down in BP, Keep Out of Oslo!(Mar 07, 07)
- Cops Get Taste of Own Medicine in Tag Team "Viper" Attack(Mar 07, 07)
- Zoo Tests High-tech Naming Solution on Test-tube Rhino(Mar 07, 07)
- Hungary Again Snubs Increasingly Desperate Pirezi Refugees(Mar 07, 07)
- Sex Survey Double Bill: Men are Small, Women are Insignificant(Mar 07, 07)
- Hungary's Fattest McDonald's Muscles into Debrecen(Mar 07, 07)
- Chow Down!! Super-Obese Girl's Weight Not Linked to Hungarian Food(Mar 06, 07)
- Dunaújváros Politicians the B.U.T.T. of Local Mayor's Bad Joke(Mar 06, 07)
- Chewing Gum Thief Comes Unstuck(Mar 06, 07)
- Teenage Runaway Located, Not Returning Home to Dead Cat(Mar 06, 07)
- Woman Sentenced to Eight Years After Botched Electrocution(Mar 06, 07)
- Notorious Nazi Bus Stabber Sent Down(Mar 06, 07)
- Hot Actress Bristling With Excitement for Pótkulcs 'Tache Tournament(Mar 06, 07)
- Hungo-Chinese in Girl-Fueled Axe/Gun Duel!(Mar 01, 07)
- Marcali Woman in Botched "Selfnapping"(Mar 01, 07)
- Hot Mamma All Set to Sex Up Government's Limp Public Image(Mar 01, 07)
- Charlie the Stork Says Put the Winter Coat Back in the Closet(Feb 27, 07)
- Horror Flick Chick Lives on with Dead Mother(Feb 27, 07)
- Broken Tram Wins "Transport Oscar"(Feb 27, 07)
- Ft 3 Billion Corruption Scam Revealed, Guess Who's Involved(Feb 27, 07)
- With 3,000 Parliamentary Votes a Year, It's No Wonder Nothing Ever Gets Done(Feb 27, 07)
- Electrosmog House a Triumph for Hungarian Hypersensitivity(Feb 26, 07)
- Shocking Drop in Hungarian Teen Crime Wave Productivity(Feb 26, 07)
- Animated Reconstruction of Fall Riots Looks to Establish New Genre(Feb 26, 07)
- BKV in Exploding Bus "Fire Sale"(Feb 26, 07)
- Roma Protest Against Website's Reference to "Gypsy Crimes"(Feb 26, 07)
- Meat Ball Pet Poisoner Still at Large(Feb 26, 07)
- Former Communist Party Edges Closer to Moscow(Feb 26, 07)
- Magdi Rúzsa Tunes Up for Euro Cringefest(Feb 26, 07)
- Crazed Yugo Party Action Tonight in Budapest!(Feb 23, 07)
- PM Stays Home and Broods After Being Pelted With Fruit, Eggs(Feb 23, 07)
- Woman Pulled Alive from Top of Budapest's Bottomless Lake(Feb 22, 07)
- Hungarian Porn Queen Makes Desperate E-mail Appeal to Potential Suitors(Feb 22, 07)
- Fears of Second Magyar Migration Dismissed(Feb 21, 07)
- Cell Phone Provider Calls on Bryan Adams for Free Concert(Feb 21, 07)
- ATM Refuses Cash Withdrawal by Car and Cable(Feb 21, 07)
- Prone Man Becomes Roadkill Meat(Feb 21, 07)
- Kiddie Porn and Lower Taxes for the Rich? Sign Us Up!(Feb 21, 07)
- To Do: Godfather of Downtempo Sails Down the Danube(Feb 21, 07)
- Budapest's Most Popular Baby Abandoning Location Abandoned(Feb 20, 07)
- Hungarian Police in Anti-Animal Cruelty Drive; Humans to be Abused as Usual(Feb 20, 07)
- Night Bus Horror as "Gestapo-like Teams" Terrorize Drunken Passengers(Feb 20, 07)
- Tabloid Shows 53% Slump in Parliamentary Laughs under Gyurcsány(Feb 20, 07)
- Woman Loses Leg in Gruesome Train Tragedy(Feb 20, 07)
- Symbols Clash as Fascist Flag is Displayed Outside Szentendre Church(Feb 20, 07)
- Kindergarten Kids Cleared to Return to Collapsing Building(Feb 20, 07)
- Thief Gets Sinking Feeling as Joyride Ends in River Hernád(Feb 20, 07)
- Your Search for Search is Almost Over(Feb 19, 07)
- EU Offers New Repression Grant to Hungary(Feb 19, 07)
- Dead Man Found Floating in Live Canal in Békéscsaba(Feb 16, 07)
- Budapest Celebrates Valentine's Day With Candies, Anti-Homeless Pogrom(Feb 16, 07)
- Plot Uncovered to Lure Unsuspecting Foreigners to Incest-Mad Hungarian Village(Feb 16, 07)
- Sick Kids Crap Out as Opera Ball Charity Goes to Hollywood Has-Been(Feb 16, 07)
- Internet Lures Honest Man into Life of Crime(Feb 16, 07)
- Millions Feared Misled as Mutant Strain of H5N1 BS Sweeps Hungary(Feb 14, 07)
- Budapest Bomb Threats Challenge Value of Higher Education(Feb 14, 07)
- Alsószuha Axe Murder Proves Value of Higher Education(Feb 14, 07)
- Parking And The Law Of The Concrete Jungle(Feb 13, 07)
- Moulin Rouge Returns, And This Time It's For Hungarians Too(Feb 13, 07)
- Hungary Kisses Goodbye to Necking World Record(Feb 13, 07)
- Woman Dies Boarding 54 Bus(Feb 13, 07)
- Pill Poppers Finally Dealt Further Details of Drugs Bust(Feb 13, 07)
- Jobbik Tribute to Horthy Highlights State of Political Confusion(Feb 12, 07)
- Békés County Socialist Party Survives Rodent Terror Attack(Feb 12, 07)
- Trashy Tabloid Trashes Daryl's Trashy Outfit(Feb 12, 07)
- Nude Anettka Makes Twist Hungary's Least Sexy Dance(Feb 12, 07)
- Szeged's No-Star Prison to Become Five-Star Hotel(Feb 12, 07)
- Area Band Writes Own Sickly Sweet Concert Review(Feb 12, 07)
- The Uncivil Obedience of Hungary's Disloyal Opposition(Feb 12, 07)
- Survey Finds Hungarians Enjoy Wallowing in Their Growing Poverty(Feb 09, 07)
- The Joke's on Ivan as Malév Sold to Russian-Backed Firm(Feb 09, 07)
- Scratch Those Friday Night Jamaican Party Plans(Feb 07, 07)
- All Hail Hungary's Youngest Great Grandfather(Feb 07, 07)
- You Know Spring Is Coming When First Snowdrop Smuggler Is Caught(Feb 07, 07)
- Monty Python Just Too Ugly For Kids, Says TV Board(Feb 07, 07)
- Pécs 24-hour Store Turns Away Stinky Customers(Feb 07, 07)
- Demszky: All Budapest to Get Their Informations from Internet(Feb 07, 07)
- Pill Poppers Wait On Further Drugs Bust News(Feb 07, 07)
- Off-duty Policeman Nabs Would-be Armed Robber(Feb 06, 07)
- Sick Hungarians Caught Pimping Romanian Girl Bought For Ft 50,000(Feb 06, 07)
- Only Greece Slimier Than Hungary For Corruption(Feb 06, 07)
- Ungrateful Squatter Smokes Dope, Raids Fridge and Informs Cops(Feb 06, 07)
- Expat in Iraq Admits He Should Have Stayed In Hungary(Feb 06, 07)
- Village Mayor Robs Local Pub(Feb 06, 07)
- Int'l Survey Reminds BP Expats What the F**k They're Doing Here(Feb 06, 07)
- Hungarian Tax Authority Plans eBay for Impounded Goods(Feb 06, 07)
- Scheming Gypsy Proposes New Hate Speech Law(Feb 05, 07)
- Dozens Injured in Budapest Children's Lego Competition(Feb 05, 07)
- Magyar Posta Successfully Delivers Mail Bomb(Feb 05, 07)
- Witches Implicated in Pest County Torture-Murder(Feb 05, 07)
- Alleged Mob Rubout May Have Been "All in the Family"(Feb 02, 07)
- Notorious Kiddy Pancake Poisoning Trial Opens in Budapest(Feb 02, 07)
- PM To Tour Hungarian Centers of Ignorance, Lethargy(Feb 02, 07)
- Several Injured After Lunatics Left to Run Hejőbába Insane Asylum(Feb 02, 07)
- Insane, Shovel-Wielding Hungarians Exempt from New Gov't Regulations(Feb 01, 07)
- Budapest Suicide Puss-Out Epidemic Continues(Feb 01, 07)
- We Went To Africa, and All We Got was This Lousy AIDS Virus(Feb 01, 07)
- Man Claims Ft 12 Million Payout From One-Arm Bandit, Doesn't Get It(Jan 30, 07)
- Gas Station Staff Unimpressed By Lightly Armed Robber(Jan 30, 07)
- Hungarian DJ Putting Whole World In A Trance(Jan 30, 07)
- With That Horse And Cart? You Must Be Joking!(Jan 30, 07)
- Modern Weather Sweeps Nénis Off Their Feet(Jan 30, 07)
- Cop Shoots Cop Over Lame Hawaii Joke(Jan 29, 07)
- Chinese Interest High in Romanian-Hungarian Hooligan Rivalries(Jan 29, 07)
- Just in from Bamako: Balaton Never Looked so Good(Jan 29, 07)
- Latest Fitness Norbi Shock Leaves Hungary Aghast(Jan 26, 07)
- Ministry Scraps Plan to Let Wackos Back on the Streets(Jan 26, 07)
- Surprise! Snobs Settle for Past-It Hollywood Actress(Jan 26, 07)
- Triangle-Shaped UFOs May Herald New Wave of Foreign Investment(Jan 26, 07)
- Get Pilvaxed in the Name of Art at Csiga Café(Jan 26, 07)
- Police Issue Low Marks to High School Sick Note Forgers(Jan 26, 07)
- Tell-Tale Corpse Exacts Revenge(Jan 25, 07)
- Thousands Slaughtered as Bird Flu Returns(Jan 25, 07)
- Could THIS Be the Worst Pop Video Ever Made?(Jan 24, 07)
- House of Future Becomes Thing of Past(Jan 24, 07)
- Budapest Hails World's First Test-tube Rhino(Jan 24, 07)
- District XIII Residents Forced to Hold Orgies in Their Own Homes(Jan 23, 07)
- Slammer Looms Again for Singing Fraudster(Jan 23, 07)
- Things Get Hot for Top Suspect in Flaming Prikkels Case(Jan 23, 07)
- Dutch Airport Security Living it up on "Non-EU" Pálinka(Jan 23, 07)
- Enter Sandman: Budapest-Bamako, The Story So Far(Jan 23, 07)
- Obscure Rock Festival Moves to Obscure Balaton Kiddy Village(Jan 22, 07)
- Gresham Aloof from the Changing Whims of Hoi Polloi(Jan 22, 07)
- Residents Sink into Acrimony as Mountain Slides into Lake(Jan 22, 07)
- Slow Wheels of Justice Turn in Gym Class Drowning Case(Jan 22, 07)
- Austrian Nutjob Arrested at Ferihegy With Belly Full of Coke(Jan 18, 07)
- MP's Daughter Wages Silicon War on Hungary's Alpha Whore(Jan 18, 07)
- What Goes on a Fishing Trip, Stays on a Fishing Trip(Jan 18, 07)
- No Need to Panic, It's Only a Light Breeze(Jan 18, 07)
- Man Lives on Festering Mother's Pension for EIGHTEEN MONTHS(Jan 18, 07)
- Murdered Couple Resurrected to Sell More Newspapers(Jan 17, 07)
- CCTV Thief Fesses Up After MTV Exposé, Cruel Jokes(Jan 17, 07)
- Disorientation, Confusion and Other Unwelcome Side Effects(Jan 17, 07)
- Hey Kiddies, Leave Teacher Alone(Jan 16, 07)
- Flat-Chested Star Hails Arrival of Bulgarian Breast Beer(Jan 16, 07)
- Nationalist Site Posts "Hall of Blame" to Protest Health Care "Genocide"(Jan 16, 07)
- Pliers and Pálinka: The Secrets of Hungarian Dentistry(Jan 16, 07)
- Sad Star Laughs Off "Easter Wednesday" Jibes(Jan 15, 07)
- Survey: Hungary a Nation of Radio Junkies, and Not Much Else(Jan 15, 07)
- Medicine Madness Breaks Out as Algopyrin Goes Prescription(Jan 15, 07)
- Elderly Woman Strangled By Room-mate at Veszprém Hospital(Jan 15, 07)
- Sniffer Dog Saves 100,000 Lives In Single Day(Jan 15, 07)
- It's Not Just The New OTP Logo That Sucks(Jan 15, 07)
- Official Inquiry Finds Officials to be Model Taxpayers(Jan 12, 07)
- Hungarian Tabloid Editors Revealed as Kitten-Eating Mutant Cyborgs(Jan 12, 07)
- Balmy Weather, Human Immolation Expected to Continue(Jan 12, 07)
- "Crazed" Deer Cleared in Pogány Rampage(Jan 12, 07)
- Pear Tree Partridges Spared in Post-Holiday Poultry Massacre(Jan 12, 07)
- Come Wish Us Goodbye, Maybe Forever(Jan 12, 07)
- Police Helpless as "Bullet-Proof" Deer Terrorizes Baranya County(Jan 10, 07)
- Empty House as Pécs Theater Gets Seriously Deadly Reviews(Jan 10, 07)
- Hip-hop Cops Get Away With It After All(Jan 10, 07)
- Study Finds Lessening Danger of Oral Contact with Hungarians(Jan 10, 07)
- Government Brushing Up On Slavic Ass-Licking Techniques(Jan 10, 07)
- Hunt For German Trash Creeps Towards Lake Balaton(Jan 10, 07)
- Afro-Hungarian Singer Even Whiter Than Previously Feared(Jan 10, 07)
- This Little Piggy was tied to a Headstone in a Győr Cemetery(Jan 09, 07)
- New Car Blaze Victim: Police Suspect Suicide, Wife Disagrees(Jan 09, 07)
- Gay Sex Accessories Now Available at Local Tesco(Jan 09, 07)
- Major Investment to be Announced After Details of Bribes Finalized(Jan 09, 07)
- Porsche Guns Engine, Sails Over Economic Abyss(Jan 09, 07)
- Hungary's Largest Lesbigay Club Not in Budapest!(Jan 09, 07)
- Black Celebrity Shows Off Intimate Tan Lines on Live TV(Jan 08, 07)
- Danger of Spilt Beer Puts Paid to "Emergency Brake" Protest(Jan 08, 07)
- No Trial by YouTube for Cops Caught on Camera(Jan 08, 07)
- Women's Portal Launches Online Beauty Pagent(Jan 08, 07)
- Economy Minister Gives Up Helicopter as Reforms Kick in(Jan 08, 07)
- Warehouse Rock Offers Antidote to Monday Blues(Jan 08, 07)
- Gov't Launches Drive Against Forest-Dwelling Homeless Wretches(Jan 05, 07)
- Citizens Grateful for Hungarian "E-government" Initiative(Jan 05, 07)
- Petty Crime a Knockout in Budapest's Favorite Underground Bar(Jan 05, 07)
- Skanky Ex-Reality Star Even More Revolting Than Previously Thought(Jan 05, 07)
- Fancy Car, Couple, Found Dead Near Mezőszilas(Jan 05, 07)
- Solymár Man Proves Fatherly Commitment with Savage Stabbing Spree(Jan 05, 07)
- "Renitent Foreigner" Threatens to Blow Up Budapest Airport(Jan 04, 07)
- Cops Caught on Video Not Beating Up Defenseless Bystanders(Jan 04, 07)
- Cheapness Kills Hungarians in Italy(Jan 04, 07)
- Brainy Cops Identify Failure To Use Handbrake As Cause Of Danube Kiddy Tragedy(Jan 03, 07)
- Hungary's Magic Cube In Line For Golden Globe(Jan 03, 07)
- Really Expensive Car (And Its Super-Rich Owners) Go Missing(Jan 03, 07)
- Yes! 2007 Yields Bumper Crop Of Extra Long Weekends(Jan 03, 07)
- Sportsflash: Trombita Takes Gold In 100 Meter Hop(Jan 03, 07)
- New Year Aftershock: First-Hand Accounts Of Szilveszter Shakedown(Jan 03, 07)
- It Was a Very Sucky Year(Dec 28, 06)
- Budapest Opera Wins Accolades, Despite Smelly Hungarians(Dec 22, 06)
- Comment of the Day: Fuck You, Penis-Link Spammers!(Dec 22, 06)
- Cops Rescue Budapest Drug Dealers from Miskolc Counterfeiters(Dec 22, 06)
- Ózd Postman Will Never Ring Again(Dec 22, 06)
- Can Cuki Save Hungary's Honor From Speak the Hungarian Rapper?(Dec 21, 06)
- Finance Minister Butts Heads with Opposition: Literally!(Dec 21, 06)
- Police, Media Concerned About Privacy of E-Scammers(Dec 21, 06)
- Eight Years On, Cops Close In On Machine Gun Hitman(Dec 19, 06)
- Grammar Bitchfight Over Test Aced By Pestiside Readers(Dec 19, 06)
- Donate Now: Fidesz Cancels Christmas As Party Funds Dry Up(Dec 19, 06)
- Havoc On Horizon As Government Builds Virus Bank(Dec 19, 06)
- Expat Literary Group Masters Art of Crass PR(Dec 19, 06)
- Miss Plastic Hungary Looking Slightly Better Than Ever(Dec 18, 06)
- TV Laughs from the Land of 1,000 Wrist-Slitting Expat Novels(Dec 18, 06)
- Short Of Cash? No Problem, Fire Up The Inkjet!(Dec 18, 06)
- Christmas Shopping Panic Leads to Mall Bathroom Blaze(Dec 18, 06)
- Monty Python Fan Delivers Dead Baby to Hospital(Dec 18, 06)
- Puskas Auction Promises Cash Windfall for Local Hospital(Dec 18, 06)
- Fejér County Man Identified as World's Worst Grandson(Dec 14, 06)
- Man Stabs Szentendre Shopgirl to Get Cash for Holiday Presents(Dec 14, 06)
- Disabled Mother of Two Gets 14 Years for Strangling(Dec 14, 06)
- Resourceful Homeless Man Gets 15 Years' of Housing(Dec 14, 06)
- Attention-Deficit Disorder Film Awards Tonight in Budapest(Dec 14, 06)
- Platini Stripped Of Medal During Puskás Gala Dinner(Dec 13, 06)
- Ancient Hungarians Return Home From Sudan After 400 Years(Dec 12, 06)
- Fouled Meat And Foul-Mouthed MPs Spark Lively Parliamentary Debate(Dec 12, 06)
- Trees Suffer As Fake Bushes Found In Zugló Garden(Dec 12, 06)
- A Dog Is Not Just For Christmas, It's For World Domination(Dec 12, 06)
- SS Officer Found Drinking in Szarvas Pub(Dec 11, 06)
- Couple Leaps from Mugging Fire to Gellért Hill Frying Pan(Dec 11, 06)
- Word To Vienna: Your Christmas Market Sucks(Dec 11, 06)
- Police on Scent of "Bio-Bandit" in Debrecen(Dec 11, 06)
- Miskolc Man Beaten by Béla "A" Finished Off by Béla "B"(Dec 11, 06)
- "Thoughtful" Teen Stabs Father in District XIX(Dec 11, 06)
- Suicidal Teens Find "Shitty" Danube Worse Than Death(Dec 11, 06)
- God Fails to Spare Schoolgirls of Göd, and Other Railroad Misadventures(Dec 11, 06)
- Cringe-Free English-Language Musical Theater Hits Budapest(Dec 11, 06)
- Local Tots Terrified By Choco-Satans(Dec 07, 06)
- Hungarian Police Chief Exhibits Almost Human-Like Qualities(Dec 07, 06)
- Hungarian PM Tops British Rock Magazine's Cool List(Dec 07, 06)
- Most-Kissed Ass in Hungary Seeks New Position(Dec 06, 06)
- Statue of Hungarian Heroes Not Meant To Encourage Heroism(Dec 06, 06)
- Concern Grows Over American Star's Whoremongering in Hungary(Dec 06, 06)
- Hungarian Scientists Develop Genetic Test for Craziness(Dec 05, 06)
- Video Evidence Points To Canine Suicide(Dec 05, 06)
- Man Has No Idea About Soccer, Wins Ft 21 Million In 3,500/1 Bet(Dec 05, 06)
- Police Trade Show Highlights Futility of Crimefighting(Dec 05, 06)
- Controversial Referendum On Free Beer Deferred To Constitutional Court(Dec 05, 06)
- Fame Drain: Camp Violinist Bypasses Hungary En Route To Big Time(Dec 05, 06)
- Man Threatens Meddling Szekszárd Cops With Chainsaw(Dec 05, 06)
- Hungarian Minister Forgets to Ask Russians for Break on Gas Bills(Dec 04, 06)
- Police Bring Guests for Detained Lynching Suspects(Dec 04, 06)
- Driver Steers Clear of Lynching in New Roma Village Hit-and-Run(Dec 04, 06)
- No Roma Pizzas for Romas in Jászapáti(Dec 04, 06)
- Boar Hunter Bags Trophy Boar Hunter in Szalaszend(Dec 04, 06)
- CEU Spotlights High-Falutin' Poopy-Talk(Dec 01, 06)
- Celebrate World AIDS Day with Rough Gay Sex in Hungary!(Dec 01, 06)
- Tip for Today's Escaped Convict: Take the Train!(Dec 01, 06)
- Prime Minister Honored at Eternal Flame Monument(Dec 01, 06)
- Hungarian Big Tobacco Smokes Out Parliamentary Hypocrisy(Dec 01, 06)
- No. 151 Bus Makes Unscheduled Stop in Csepel House(Dec 01, 06)
- Opposition Party to Sell Branded Crap Via New Webshop(Dec 01, 06)
- You Can Break Jennifer Aniston's Heart with One Little SMS(Dec 01, 06)
- Authorities Terrified of Figure-Skating Little Children(Nov 30, 06)
- Court Fines Portal for Tame Joke About Dickhead Politician(Nov 30, 06)
- Hungo Geeks Flock to Index "Virtual" Party(Nov 30, 06)
- Cash Crisis Hovers Over Puskás Funeral(Nov 30, 06)
- It May Sound Corny, But That's What Happened(Nov 30, 06)
- Alien Activity Traced to Local Disco(Nov 29, 06)
- Homeless Protest Moves on to Socialist Party Headquarters(Nov 29, 06)
- Hungarians Respond to Earnest Anti-Materialist Initiative with Massive Shopping Spree(Nov 29, 06)
- New Names Picked For Mammut I and Mammut II(Nov 29, 06)
- Gang of Middle-Schoolers Beat Robbery, Assault Wrap in Káloz(Nov 29, 06)
- Don't Be Surprised When You Get a Book for Christmas(Nov 29, 06)
- Will We Ever Know the Truth About Buksi's Death?(Nov 29, 06)
- Pasarét Partygoer Discovers Drink Stronger Than Normal Hungo Swill(Nov 29, 06)
- Train 1, Daewoo 0 in Kecskemét Face-Off(Nov 28, 06)
- Schoolyard Bullies Put Heves Freshmen on All-Barf Diet(Nov 28, 06)
- Politician Sacked For Nazi Uniform Fights Back With Spiffy Soviet Ensemble(Nov 28, 06)
- The Matrix Has Us(Nov 27, 06)
- Újpest Update: Two Loudmouths Fill Town Crier Post(Nov 24, 06)
- To Do: Pimps Sneak Into Town(Nov 24, 06)
- Fidesz Kommandant Sees No Shame in DreSSing Up(Nov 24, 06)
- Film Festival Calls Up Cell Phone Cinematographers(Nov 24, 06)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Miskolc Urchins Learn from Szécsény Killer(Nov 23, 06)
- Teething Problems as Store Opening Tragedy Narrowly Averted(Nov 21, 06)
- Five-year-old Dog Captures 82-year-old Granny Burglar(Nov 21, 06)
- Dedicated To The Hungary In Which We Trust(Nov 21, 06)
- Police Publishes Script for Hungarian Keystone Kops Series(Nov 21, 06)
- Boycott Campaign Launched Against Axe Suck Me Spray(Nov 21, 06)
- Teacher's Job Hangs on Outcome of School Assignment(Nov 20, 06)
- Man on Street Shamed by District VIII Website(Nov 20, 06)
- Budapest Prays for Rain as 14 Tram Turns City to Dust(Nov 20, 06)
- No More Wheels on that New Set of Wheels(Nov 20, 06)
- Győzike Threatens to Join Roma Exodus(Nov 20, 06)
- Over 200 Pay Last Respects to Rescue Dog Mancs(Nov 20, 06)
- When He Was Leading Us, We Could Beat the World(Nov 17, 06)
- News Flash: Hungary Small Country Near Austria(Nov 17, 06)
- Swedes Open Arms to Would-Be Hungo-Roma Refugees(Nov 17, 06)
- To Do: Bum Party at Nyugati Underpass!(Nov 17, 06)
- Újpest Mayor to Upgrade Local Communication Infrastructure(Nov 17, 06)
- Hungarian Monsters Terrorize Transylvanian Town(Nov 17, 06)
- Mid-Week Briefing: Special (Almost) Last-Ever Edition(Nov 15, 06)
- African Refugees Just Keep on Running(Nov 14, 06)
- District XI Babies in Eleventh Heaven(Nov 14, 06)
- MTV Reporter Shows Terrorism is Easy When You Know How(Nov 14, 06)
