While we’re still waiting to see any movement on the 2008 proposal to build a lair for Sauron on Gellért Hill, a group of determined worshippers of Melkor’s Lieutenant have laid the groundwork for construction of a fitting temple for the celebration of the Dark Lord of Mordor on the other side of the river, in Pest’s District XVII, along with a kindergarten and a row of shops dedicated to The Base Master of Treachery, whose wrath blazes like a sudden flame and whose menace spreads like a great black smoke across all the way to the Tesco in Budaörs. Rejoice!







wait, you know Melkor? so you’ve read the books, too? you ppl are such nerds! :-p