As it turns out, earlier reports that ANTONIO BANDERAS WAS PICKPOCKETED IN BUDAPEST!!! were unfounded, as the Spanish actor, in town to film a commercial, did not have his wallet stolen shortly after landing at Budapest’s Liszt Ferenc Airport. Budapest Police told velvet.hu that no reports of an incident were made to them, meaning the story was invented by the Austrian Times on Monday, giving us another example of Austria talking shit on the part of the former Austro-Hungarian Empire that’s not into holding relatives as sex slaves in the basement. Austria, we and Antonio are putting you on notice. Don’t make us shake the dust off our old open letter to you and give it an update.