May 19th, 2011

Germans Threaten French Hold on World Vileness Crown with Stunning Budapest Salesmen Orgy

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We’ve been wondering all week what kind of Hungarian connections there may be to the ongoing saga of global economic statesman / putative French president / insane rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Until a few hours we could only come up with two: The fact that the biggest previous woman problem “DSK” had was with a cheating Hungarian wife, and, two, that the person who most benefits from his current liaison dangereuse is the son of a cheating Hungarian father. But now the whole vile business may end up being pushed off the front pages (at least temporarily) by another vile tale of overfed “global class” lechers, this time doing their nasties right here in Budapest.

As you might have heard, DSK’s big competition involves a revelation that the German insurance giant Munich Re held an “incentive event” for some of its top-performing salesmen in the form of an orgy at the historic Gellért Baths. If you’re picturing some kind of chaotic ‘do of the sort ginned up by local organizers for British stag parties, you’ve obviously failed to take into account German efficiency:

Women wore color-coded armbands, the newspaper said, citing unidentified guests, with red for hostesses, yellow for those available for sexual favors and white for women reserved for executives and top agents. After each trip to beds set up near the thermal baths, a woman would receive a stamp on her forearm…

Well, at least it wasn’t a tattooed number!

Only two things to add: One, the only time we’ve ever personally been heavily perved on in a Budapest thermal bath it was at the Gellért, by a German geezer who actually looked like DSK; and two, in case you are reading this, Dominique, don’t get excited, because Hungary has an extradition treaty with the US.

And here is what people were saying back before we forced readers to use Facebook to comment. Weren't those the days?
  1. wolfi says:

    At last!

    TomorrowI’ll ask my insurance agent if he was there …

  2. allons enfants says:

    DSK has never been a French president yes and is not proved guilty yet. Til hungary you can’t shut the f up about this, yankees?

  3. klara says:

    allons :) perhaps the only person doubting his guilt is dsk himself and that is only because he considers this sort of thing an entitlement for a “man” in his position.

  4. Peter Lorre's Bulging Eyeballs says:

    Your “tattooed number” crack is really a step too far. That kind of
    shit is getting a little old (whoever wrote that is British, right?). A
    lot of the humour on this site is starting to get a little forced. But
    lazy holocaust shit?: beneath even you guys.

  5. Glenn Douglas says:

    This story is almost as historic as the Gellert baths. It happened 4 years ago in 2007, not exactly news is it?

  6. wolfi says:

    Glenn Douglas, it only came to the attention of the German media right now – so for the Media it’s a nice story …

    Many people don’t like those insurance companies (ERGO for example), so for them it’s great news …

  7. Damn Krauts says:

    It must be a hoax. Germans men (?) have such tiny wieners, they are incapable of having sex. That’s why they import millions of “guest workers”. Ask wolfi.

  8. wolfi says:

    @Kraut:

    Ask my Hungarian wife …

  9. Damn Krauts says:

    “Ask my Hungarian wife”.

    You have no wife, especially not a Hungarian one.
    You probably live in sin with an inflatable rubber doll. It look like Elton John. Yuck.

  10. wolfi says:

    @Damned Idiot:

    We just returned to Hungary (BTW: Had a lovely three weeks holiday in the USA …) and first thing in the post was this letter from King Victor to my wife, then I got a phone call from Victor himself – and now I found your friendly remarks …

    Life is fun each day (Especially in Hungary)

    PS: The SPIEGEL reports that the whole party in the Gellert bath cost only 83 000 € – These girls must have been really cheap or what ?

  11. Wolfi does have a Hungarian wife… She can be seen prowling the kocsmas while her idiot husband spends every waking hour on the effing internet.

 
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