July 29th, 2010

Today’s Internet Tips For Kissing, Fondling Viktor Orbán’s Juicy Ass in Proper Hungarian

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We recently came across this Hungarian-language test published on AllTheTests.com. Question #3 asks: “What is the sentence that you would say to the Hungarian prime minister if you met him?” Here are the five answers you have to choose from:

  • Ez tök jó hogy találkozunk. (It’s cool that we meet.)
  • Állati jó találkozni önnel. (It’s awesome meeting you.)
  • Micsoda nagy szám pont magával találkozni! (Literally: What a big deal it is to meet exactly you!)
  • Nagy megtiszteltetés önnel találkozni. (It is a great honor to meet you.)
  • Nagy megtiszteltetés hogy velem találkozik. (It is a great honor that you meet me.)

But that only covers the ass-kissing part.

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Meanwhile, via subba comes the above WTF Hungarian-to-English usage example for “apologize,” which could also be used when meeting the Magyar miniszterelnök. Is there anything the Internet can’t do?

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