In perhaps the most exiting local news story since PARIS HILTON WAS IN BUDAPEST!!!, we can now report that teen heartthrob ROBERT PATTINSON IS IN BUDAPEST!!!
We were alerted to the fact that ROBERT PATTINSON IS IN BUDAPEST!!! by longtime tipster M.M., who steered us to the set of the new film Bel Ami, on Hajós utca in District VI. While there, we ran into our friend P.O. who helped provide us with a sense of what it might have looked like if the star of the Twilight films and countless acts of tender underage autoerotica had not spent yesterday cowering behind a probably unconstitutionally large and hermetic police cordon.
Again, in case the above is not clear: ROBERT PATTINSON IS IN BUDAPEST!!!
Meanwhile, rumor has it that ROBERT PATTINSON IS STAYING AT THE INTERCONTINENTAL BUDAPEST!!!
Unfortunately, this is all we can tell you now, other than to make sure you’re not going anywhere in the next few days, because ROBERT PATTINSON IS IN BUDAPEST!!!
So have a good week, and don’t forget: ROBERT PATTINSON IS IN BUDAPEST!!!
So that is the tosser who caused the city to get
snarled up yesterday?
Isn’t that guy one half of Jedward?
@Mickey: Jesus, until now I’d never heard of
Jedward. And while googling them I came across what
may be the most insignificant news story in world
history:
http://www.rte.ie/arts/2010/0121/jedward.html
WTF is Robert Pattinson? Have I missed something?
Just googled him – overall conclusion is no…I haven’t missed anything.
That was the most horrible thing I have seen in years. I met Vanilla 2 years ago……….I thought he was beyond this but hey , nigga`s gotta get paid.
Who is this robert and why should i care?
Well he’s not in Budapest anymore as I saw him leave
on the flight to London on Tuesday morning. Flying
Wizzair with some plastic bags in his hands and his
bouffant a bit limp, he didn’t look like such a big
star.
Ha – he was on wizzair! Say no more, say no more.
Not being funny, but who the f*** is Robert
Pattinson?