Most societies and clubs have “initiation rites”, with some being as mundane as reciting a pledge, while others involve masturbating in a coffin while covered in your own excrement (Skull and Bones members may wish to correct us if we’re wrong about the fecal part). For the Budapest Fire Department, it apparently involves being pinned down by your colleagues while one of them goes roto-rootering up your ass, Blikk reports. The “anal drilling expedition” (their words, not ours) resulted in the victim being transferred to another district. All of this remained hush-hush, however, until last week one drunk Sándor S. (pictured, kinda blurred) stuck his hand down the front of another firefighter’s pants, who wasn’t quite as receptive as he had hoped. All of this came out (no pun intended, seriously) after the second firefighter wouldn’t let his incident or the previous one go unreported. Disciplinary action is now pending, although if he’d only gone into the police department, Sándor S. would probably be making captain soon.
Relax, the Hand Down Your Pants Just Means You’re One of Us Now
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