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Police Powerless as Underage Urchin Trash Church in Rural Rampage

If last year's rampage by the Transylvanian Tyke of Terror™ wasn't enough evidence that Hungary's laws related to juvenile crime need to be overhauled, a group of 12-13 year old boys was recently apprehended in Ádánd after egging a church and pouring milk onto the carpets inside. The kids have also been linked to a break-in at the local school's cafeteria. After apprehending the boys, the police were unable to arrest them, however, because they are too young to be charged with a crime. If only we'd known as kids that in Hungary we could get away with anything... [mno.hu]
Send them to America or Saudi Arabia. They'll imprison them in the first, chop off their lovely little hands in the second.
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