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World Media Gets Big Wood for Miss Plastic Hungary
Our bad joke that then became a reality, the Miss Plastic Hungary pageant was held over the weekend. And, to judge from the reaction of the world's media, it was a big hit!
The only beauty pageant in the world requiring women to have had at least one cosmetic operation, the event trounced our predictable defeat to Portugal in the World Cup Qualifiers, according to the above query of Google News. Not that this is surprising: Forced to choose between a story about a bunch of girly losers shaming their nation in the eyes of the world, and a bunch of a girly losers shaming their nation in the eyes of the world who may have fake tits so big they fall over and hurt themselves, the latter will always win.
Speaking of winners, according to stop.hu, Earth's new plastic princess is 22-year old Réka Urbán, in the middle in the photo above. According to celebrity judges Jázmin Dammák and Zsuzsa Laky - both beauty queens who ironically enough insist they are all-natural - the aim of the competition was to promote tasteful cosmetic surgery and not meant to highlight extremes at all. We can only surmise that "Miss Only-Slightly-Cosmetically-Enhanced-in-a-Tasteful-Way Hungary" just didn't roll off the tongue as well, hence the need to add this clarifying statement. And because we know you're as interested as everyone else around the world, there's a gallery of the event also available at stop.hu for you to ogle at.
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COMMENT!The Reka Urban bitch in the middle of this truly frightening threesome pariahs of venerable subhumans is supposed to be 22 YEAR OLD?????
Shoot, she looks every day of a 35 year old whore. Either she is 35 and not 22, or else I need a new bottle of eye drops.
All threee abominable broads pictured here look like overused and abused, Class-C whores who fell asleep a few too many times on the sunbed at the 8th district tanning saloon.
I was there with my girlfriend and the winner looked very good in real life, even my girlfriend thought so! The pictures don't make justice to her to be honest.
I don't know her myself (and i doubt that my gf would appreciate the idea of close friendship)and even less i know how class-c whores look like, i assume that expat hun knows them better.
Bringing back an old username? Folks, all nine of these aliases belong to the same bored person:
Expat Hun
Advice Man
Fantron
Nyalasi
Kocsog
Bela
Filmic
Donizelli
Gyuszi G.
Don't feed the troll.
@tom, let me ask you a personal question: have you ever been OUTSIDE OF HUNGARY?
Because if you had, you would probably also know the international reputation of Hungarian women: kurvas, whortes, sluts, prositutes, call girls, porno "actresses," thieves. And so on, take you favoritea.
The three female mummies wit the 1,000 year old skin shown in the pix above are a scary sight indeed. Are you sure you do not need new prescriptuion eyeglasses, friend?
@Lecsó: did all those people you have listed butt-fuck you already? You wish, huh?
I don't think this is even worth continuing, but indeed i have been living in: Australia, NZ, UK, Italy, France, Spain, Germany... so i have been around...
I have not heard about that kind of reputation - only that hungarian (like from poland or czech) girls are considered specifically beautiful. However, i do believe we have been socializing with different kind of people as i have no knowledge of how class C prostitute looks like compared with e.g. class B. I guess you know better.
@tom, when I left Hunagry I ended up in a "refugee camp" briefly in Trieste, Italy. To my surpirse, out of the some three dozen young Hungarian female refugees already in the camp, some 36 of them was turning tricks for 8,000 to 10,000 lira.
Why, what are the current rates in Australia, NZ, UK, Italy, France, Spain, Germany, you think? Or don't you know?
"I have not heard about that kind of reputation - only that hungarian (like from poland or czech) girls are considered specifically beautiful."
MY TAKE ON THAT: No, I haven't heard anything about that, actually. More like what I had stated before. Keep reading the clips here on pestiside.hu, and you'll soon learn.
"I have no knowledge of how class C prostitute looks like compared with e.g. class B."
MY TAKE: I though you are getting your whore and slut-related information from the same place as I do -- namely, pestiside.hu and its sister publications. Why, don't you?
Anyhow, and this is strictly for your own personal and private information, a "Class-C" whore looks even more raggedy than a "Class-B" whore does. And whereas a Class-B whore could theoretically pass-off herself as a non-whore, maybe in the guise of a "dancer" or "high-class call girl," the Class-C types are immediately seen as to what they really are. Namely, whores.
Welcome to the real Hungary, My Friend!
Well, it looks like leftover lecso was right.
Expat Hun= Gyuszi G = Kocsog HAHAHA
The ultimate troll has many alias's, possibly split personalities as well, judging from his incoherent babble on many subjects he knows nothing about.
Expat Hun is a self hating Hungarian in this post, wereas in the Canadian Visa article he is Mr. Patriotic Maygar. Looks like he fell of the wagon and his getting drunk on palinka, either that or he ran out of meds.
He is to stupid to even change up his writing style, my Kocsog friend, I even thought you had more brains then that.
FYI, European girls are not looked down as whores, not in Canada/US/France/UK. They are considered beautiful and quite the catch.
See in Canada/US, men still like to be taken care off and European girls still have the old fashioned outlook on the family unit. Something that sadly is being lost in many cultures around the world.
@Canadian, no matter for which article you post your blog, you are the same old demented Northern Light -- without the lightbulb.
Anal Canada, DO YOU HAVE ANYTYHING TO ADD TO THE ARTICLE WE ARE DISCUSSING HERE? You know, look up from what I have written, and read the text and look at the picture of the three tanned mine horses. Or do you just like to masturbate with your fingers (on the KB), eh?
The subject I happen to know plenty of is how some degenrate Western triff-raff foreigners are cruising for a brusing with the pissed-off Hungarians.
"Mr. Patriotic Maygar."
Listen Canada's Giant Anal Hole. What the fu*k are you doing here, Loser? I mean, you cannot even write the word "magyar" properly. Just because you've got a Hungarian mail-order bride does not mean that you are qualified to open your mouth in connection with magyar issues.
Under the other article you claim to be a gong-ho Canada's finest, so I ask you again: just what the fu*k are you doing here on this site, loser?
"He is to stupid..."
I happen to know that there is no verb called "to stupid," so maybe you had wanted to write "too stupid" instead? You know, with a double 'o'?
STUPID!!
Man, if you are the best Canada can produce, the Russkies need only to send three submarines and a pair of destoryers from up north, and your country will be crying for a quick surrender on Big Red Bear's terms. Or do you really think that your East European NATO "allies" are going to give a rotting crap when Canada goes Commie?
"FYI, European girls are not looked down as whores, not in Canada/US/France/UK. They are considered beautiful and quite the catch."
On the contrary, Canadian Idiot. Toronto is full of cheap East European whores, so is Vancouver. You really need to go ourt of your snow-bound village once or twice in a lifetime, pardner. Only elderly goats marry these sorts of butterflies, the ones who cannot land a woman from their own country.
"See in Canada/US, men still like to be taken care off and European girls still have the old fashioned outlook on the family unit."
Oh yeah, the Russkie and East European women will take real good care of all those Western goats who could not marry a woman of their own nationality. And had to pay for a mail-order bride being shipped in from the deep recesses of Eurasia. Next thing you are going to tell us, the little honies are actually sticking with their Western Johns out of love and not money?
Hey, if the show fits, Canadian.
Expat Hun, why did you not stick with the name Kocsog? That one seems to fit you the best.
Lets talk about the article at hand. First off, those girls are not ugly by any means, they may not be 10's but are far from ugly. Why do you hate someone when all you saw is their picture? Thats some real small minded shit, you really should join the Jobbik party or the Magyar Guarda, you would move up in the ranks real quick.
Second- do you know any of them personally? No, then where does your inbreed hillbilly mind get off on calling them whores?? Because they are Hungarian? because they are hotter then any girl you will ever sleep with?
Third- who made your retarded ass the pestiside.hu cop? I am here because I feel like it, fuck off if you don;t like it. When the mods email me telling me my input is not welcome I will leave, until then, too bad for you. Pissed off because you post under various names trying to start shit with people. Now I know why you hate Canada so much, you must have got a real good ass kicking at some point in your travels here, cause i can tell you that with your smug high and mighty attitude, thats exactly what you would get in Toronto.
Canada is full of eastern european whores? Some more nonsense from make beleive land, please, pray, tell where are this whores in Toronto? I know this city like the back off my hand, where are these whores you speak off?, what happened, did your hungarian girlfriend dump your pathetic ass for someone else?
If you would have actually been to Canada, you would no that when we refer to mail order brides we are referring to girls from Asia, and the only people that get mail order brides herein Canada are mostly senior citizens who have been widowed, not young guys.
Whats the deal with you and the Russians, you keep bringing them up, they are useless as an army, the only place they still have military relevance is in eastern europe. They will NEVER invade, attempt too, or do anything of that nature to Canada. Sorry, just not going to happen.
Im glad you got deported, we certainly do not need blatant fools like you here. I feel sorry for whatever country it is that you live in, since i know its not Hungary, you wouldnt last more then a month there anyway, not with that attitude.
been following pestiside more closesly for the last couple days, as canadian guy and many names hungo battle it out. I have to admit there is some good material coming from both parties, although HungoGuy seems to have been fu.ked really hard by Canada/iens at some point, why so much hate??
anywhow i would like to see what ExpatHUn rolls with, any guy in their right mind would shag any of the broads in the above pic without thinking twice....or not even Viagra works for you anymore ExpatHun....just my 2 forints
Dude, @canadian, what? "See in Canada/US, men still like to be taken care off and European girls still have the old fashioned outlook on the family unit. Something that sadly is being lost in many cultures around the world."
What can I say to that except misogyny, ho! As a fellow Canucker expat in this wild, wild world of BP, I am sort of mind-boggled at that. Seriously? I cannot comprehend this. It isn't losing the so-called outlook on the family unit, but women wanting to be treated as equals, not subordinates. It's about having a career AND a family. I personally find any woman who wants to only take care of her man a bit suspicious. I ain't sayin' she's a golddigga, but I am.
Otherwise, continue your argument on whores, plazzie women, and whatever else. Who cares, a woman with plastic surgery is a dime a dozen in Hungary, Australia, and America; ie, everywhere. If they're happy, good for them.
@small girl on bike: I completely agree with your comment and seriously think that canadian and expat hun have taken things just a little too far.
@Canadian, it seems to me that it is YOU who is battling with the notorious MPD disease, i.e. Multiple Personalities Disorder. Heck, at times you are even confused whether you are "Canadian" or "Canada" itself. Gee-whiz.
BTW, before I forget to ask you this, Canada/Canadian: of the three plastic edition young ladies pictured above, which one did you say is your mail order bride?
"Why do you hate someone when all you saw is their picture?"
MY RESPONSE ON THE ABOVE: Baby Can, you've got some sort of a hate-complex as well, it seems. According to you, everybody hates everybody/everything else. When in fact all I feel for you is apathy.
"they are hotter then any girl you will ever sleep with."
MY REPATED QUESTION: C'mon now, out with it, which one did YOU buy, Can-Bang?
"I am here because I feel like it, fuck off if you don;t like it."
MY TAKE: Understanding your personality a little bit better by now, I still can't fathom the depths of the woman you were able to imnport from Hungary as your FedEx Can-bride. I mean... is this also the type of language you are using in talking to your wife, Canadian?
"I know why you hate Canada so much."
MY TAKE: Nonsense. Like I told you about 4.75-times already, I do not hate Canada. Instead, I feel sorry for you, Canadian. As you probably have got nothing to do with the real Canada and with real Canadians. Now, ain't that right, Mr. Wife Importer?
"Canada is full of eastern european whores."
MY TAKE ON THAT: Amen. After all, if anyone than YOU should know this for a fact, right?
"we refer to mail order brides we are referring to girls from Asia."
MY TAKE: Now that makes sense to me only if you can prove that there is mail bride service only between Canada and Asia, and no mail bride service at all between Canada and Europe. Well... can ya'?
"the Russians... are useless as an army, the only place they still have military relevance is in eastern europe."
MY TAKE: Plus in Canada's own Artic Circle region, where the pesky Russkies are sending the Canadian patrol ships back to port in a hurry.
"They will NEVER invade... Canada. Sorry, just not going to happen."
MY TAKE: Well, if anyone, than I suppose YOU should know this for a proven fact. Eh, Can-Mail Bride Man?
"Im glad you got deported"
MY TAKE: Yeah, I'm deported, Russia loves Canada, and you only paid 15,l000 forints for your Hungo-bride. I get it all, at long last, see?
With looney-tunes krazy bird Canadian summarily dispatched to the Arctic Circle, what else we've got here for a wonderul Wednesday?
"HungoGuy seems to have been fu.ked really hard by Canada/iens at some point..."
@BC, the Nagy Faszu: who told you this nonsense, pardner? Was it, oh, I don't know... CANADIAN???
Man, I never had any "bad" experience in Canada. My uncle still lives there, in Kingston, ONT. Of course, every time I see him or talk with him, he laments that he should have emigrated to America instead of Canada, where over the decades he managed to pick up all sorts of cold-related diseases.
The only uniformly negative experience I repeatedly encountered while in Canada was that a multitude of ethnic Canadians kept harping right at me how their country is better than America, and I suppose better than any other place on Planet Earth. So, Canadians by and large seem to be brainwashed at an early age about some nonsense as to how great their country is.
It's just when a visitor arrives, all s/he will see is a little poorer and less glamorous version of the United States. Canada really doesn't have much of an identity of its own, like for instance Brazil, Australia, Switzerland, etc. have. It is sort of an appendix of the United States, if you know what I'm driving at.
"any guy in their right mind would shag any of the broads in the above pic without thinking twice..."
MY TAKE: Well, the term "broads" is probably the nicest anyone should label these scarecrow-edition plastic creatures with. Scary-looking over-roasted birds, all three of them, for sure. And you probably need more than just a pocketful of change to screw them, and even then you'd better triple-up on those extra heavy duty condoms for protection, My Dear Matie de Nagy Faszu.
@small girl on bike, I can fully see your points and can whole-heartedly validate them. Pestiside.hu used this story to ridicule the women comprting in the plastic body part contest. It is merely gallows humour, in other words.
But then there those rare idiots like Canadian who took this seriously, and in fact himself engaged in the purchasing of a Hungo woman as a mail order bride.
The three women in the pictue, and the "plaza kurvak" like them, along with the app. 15,000 Hungarian porno "actresses" achieve nothing except making women purchasable cattle. If you got the money, you can buy one -- or many.
Canadian sees nothing wrong with this practice, but I do. And I'm not even a woman.
guys... not meaning to mess up your really cultural and fascinating argument, my only comment about this is that hungarian grial are gorgeous and hungarian guys are butt-ugly. this country makes me wish i was a lesbian, seriously.
Erik, i meant real next-door, ride the metro in the morning girls... all tall, thin and beautiful. if any of you geeks ever left your flat or maybe, i don't know... HUNGARY, you'd see I'm right. And again, allow me to express my outrage... Hungarian men are, well... ugly. consider yourselves lucky to have something so beautiful to look at!
@you.wish, you say that "hungarian guys are butt-ugly" and "Hungarian men are, well... ugly."
Well, admittedly I never heard about that shocking fact until now, but I do know first-hand that Hungarian men are hung like horses... :-))
BTW, have you ever heard the saying "beauty is skin deep?" It is true, you know. Oh, and BTW, you.wish, do you consider the three overcooked scarecrows in the pix above "beautiful."
If so, I think another saying would readily come to mind: "beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
you.wish
Don't be put off by the trolls stupid comics, he cannot help it, he was born that way.
I dont think he has ever been graced by the presence of a Hungarian lady or any lady for that matter. Just imagine what fun would it be being in this fools prescence.
We have a saying here in Canada, and its fits in with your repeated spewing of garbage you know nothing about.
Jack off all trades but master of none.
The mans post reek of hatred and small minded garbage, he judges people by looking at them in a picture. Perhaps he is a seer?
Don't worry, I am sure he will respond while on break at the mental asylum, he obvious has very serious split personality issues to deal with, I hope he is in a country with free healthcare. LOL
@ExpatHungo..tell me than why Toronto has one if not the largest Hungarian communities outside of HU.If Canada was so bad as you descibe it...US wana be..or are Hungarians usually drawn to not the best places on earth ( in your opinion)
""The only uniformly negative experience I repeatedly encountered while in Canada was that a multitude of ethnic Canadians kept harping right at me how their country is better than America, and I suppose better than any other place on Planet Earth. So, Canadians by and large seem to be brainwashed at an early age about some nonsense as to how great their country is""
....could this be coming from a Canadian with Hungarian decent?? seems to be very popular thinking in HU if your peanut size brain can get deeper and see what i am saying...
Another 2 forints....BC
"Well, admittedly I never heard about that shocking fact until now, but I do know first-hand that Hungarian men are hung like horses... :-))"
This statement is absolutely true, unfortunately it was missing one word, 'sea'. Hungarian men are hung like seahorses.
Interesting discussion and interesting facts. Wonder what kind of person calls these girls in the picture as class c whores and at the same time knows that hungarian men are hung like (sea)horses??? Personally i still think these girls looked quite nice especially in real life but _I_ don't have enough experience on hungarian men's private parts to know details like that.
@xpat Hun; @Expat Hun
@Advice Man
@Fantron
@Nyalasi
Kocsog
Bela
Filmic
Donizelli
Gyuszi G.
(Now so named BigCock who is the same as all the above, who responds to his other alter ego xpat Hun)
Ok, name one famous woman who you think is attractive? I wonder, can you do it?
@Canadian, R U still alive and seriously polluting the air in North America, You High Tundra's Low Excrement!?
YOU calling others "trolls" is laugh-riot central, Bud. You are basically a brigade of Leprechaun von Rumpelstiltskins all by yourself, Fool!!
When you talk about "Hungarian ladies," I naturally assume you are NOT counting your own imported woman in this group, do you now? You know... the one from an "honest" Hungo family that somehow also happens to be very well off in Bajnai's present day Hungary? Just imagine that...
"We have a saying here in Canada...."
MY COMMENT: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all heard it already, Buddy. It goes something like "Oh Canada, why thou stink so bad?"
Canadian-Anal, you conclude your usual nothing of a post with "LOL." Poor fool, don't you get it that the entire pestiside,.hu is already laughing their collective heads off at you? I mean, YOU must be the most ridiculed so-called "Western" derelict that ever stumbled upon this here fine web site!
Oh yeah, and just because you got yourself a mail-order Hungo wifey, you have got nothing to do with Hunagry, Bud. Your Canadian kind -- the real Hungarians can certainly do without.
@Nagy Fasz of the Small Sized Penises, you ask "why Toronto has one if not the largest Hungarian communities outside of HU?"
MY ANSWER would be that all those Hungo immigrants who the USA would not take in for one reason or the other, ended up on the Canadian side of the border. Yeah, that must be it, surely.
"....could this be coming from a Canadian with Hungarian decent?"
MY ANSWER: I have no clue, I guess it could, but of course it isn't. Mr. Fasz, try to get it into your head that the WHOLE WIDE WORLD does not revolve around tiny population, insignificant Canada. Heck, the USA has single states with as many people than the population of the entire nation of Canada. Which is why many Yanks consider Canada merely their 51st state, anyhow. A Northern Appendix, if you will.
@C'est Moi sez: "Hungarian men are hung like seahorses."
MY TAKE: Finally, not an idiot but someone with a healthy dose of real humour! Thanks, C'est Moi, that was indeed much neded here! And finally, nothing at all to do with stupid-ass Canada and is rather miserable, tortured inhabitants.
@tom, go right ahead, pick one of these female seahorses as your sex-whore mate. Just don't come complaing to us later when you come down with veneral disease, gonorrhea, syphilis, and perhaps even AIDS.
@Canadian and tom:
Thanks for keeping the fire burning!
I always get a good laugh out of ExpatHun's reactions to your little provocations - actually, everything seems to provoke him into sputtering his nonsense...
Let us wait and see how he reacts to my little post.
It is getting cold here near the Balaton and sitting around the chimney we like to hear good jokes...
Hey, Rabid Wolf! How about we shove a nice long cucumber up your arse instead, you'd like that, woudn't you, you pathetic pervert!!!
Laugh while you can, buddy boy, and before someone makes you choke on your own vomit, you foreign riff-raff of a pariah.
"It is getting cold here near the Balaton."
MY TAKE: Rabid & Dumb Wolf, you are spending the winter at Lake Balaton? How about Monte Carlo, Biarritz, or at least Gstaad instead?
Gee-sus, man, Balaton is a SUMMER destination, you pathethic fool!!! Or is that Balaton is the last place where you could really afford to get a one-room flat, huh?
@expat retard
Please, pray, tell what state besides California has the entire population the size of Canada?
Must be getting busy inside that pathetic brain of yours,
Lonely out there on the streets by yourself sleeping under bridges and drinking mouthwash because its cheapers then booze.
Man, what kind of fucked up person posts under so many different names and then replies to their own posts. That my friend is some serious mental illness you've got going on there.
I know that life must be hard when all of the ladies reject you, so I understand why you turned into a fag butt pirate. Hey, Im okay with that, more gays = more women for us straight guys, at least they cancel each other out by not having kids. Just like you will one day cancel out your gene pool by not reproducing because no women in their right mind would even look at you.
Monte Carlo, hahaha, did you see a post card picture of it somewhere? or maybe you are confusing witht the fine US automobile.
Which one of your alias are you going to respond with this time? Depends what brand of mouthwash you got drunk on this evening?
@Canadian, I finally figured out your so-called "family," You Little Green-with-Envy Leprechaun of the Canadian Wasteland!!!
There is you, your grandma Plummed & Krazy, and then your illegitimate child named Rabid & Dumb Wolf. Throw in your trophy wife - D-category edition, and we've got a lethal pot of Canadian farrago indeed!!!
"Please, pray, tell what state besides California has the entire population the size of Canada?"
MY TAKE ON THAT: Hey, praying has got nothing to do with it, Fool. Besides, if I were to do something as retarded as to pray, I would do it to the Almighy Allah von Abdullah, and nobody else.
Listen, Sunshine of the Frozen Tundra Mindset. A single USA state, like for instance the Golden State of California, has got many million more residents than your entire country of Canada could master until now.
Or do youy really belive that a giant wasteland with only 33 million lost souls is actually a "superpower?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada
I understand your country's "royal anthem" is something called "God Save the Queen." And how about the "Fascist Regime" to make the verse complete, eh?
And since you guys have got a Queen over there,apaprently, just where the heck does she reside, I wonder? In Montreal? Ottawa? Calgary? Vancouver? Where, then?
BTW, you talking about "fucked up persons" only shows that you are one to know one, eh, Canada Boy of all of them Illegitimate Foreign Queens?
"That my friend is some serious mental illness."
MY TAKE: Everyone already knows what you've got, You Tortured Nordic Circle Jerk: Shame of the Eskimos.
"I understand why you turned into a fag butt pirate."
MY TAKE ON THAT: Oh yeah? Heck, I bet you and your mail ordered non-pedigree Hungo-bride could tell us a thing or two about them pesky fagbuttpirates of the infamous 8th district, hmmm?
"more gays = more women for us straight guys."
MY TAKE: Yeah, we all know that you had imported a Hungo-Fraulein from the East Block, where they are a buck a baker's dozen.... but do you really think that will be sufficient to pass yourself off as a hetero-hobo?
"they cancel each other out by not having kids."
MY TAKE ON THAT: If you say so, buddy. You must be the international eggspert in NOT having kids, after all.
But how is that ugly-faced, crap-a-lot stray dog of yours doing these days? Or did he dump you, too? Tsk, tsk...
Expat fool
History is not your strong point, you have already proved that.
The Queen is a symbolic figure, she has no political input into Canada.
Nobody in Canada claims to be a superpower, where ever did you get this notion? You made up along with all of your other bullshit.
And the thing about US, well, California has more people then the majority of Eastern European countries, so what is your point?
I do feel sorry for you though, you can only jerk off with your left hand for so long before that becomes tired. Growing up old and alone without the prescence of a women must have been a reason why you are so fucked up. I have never in my entire adult life seen a troll like you before, ive seen people post under one or two diff names, but not fucking 10. You would make even the craziest person at the mental asylum look normal.
I have two kids already and they are a handful, its a joy and wonder that you will never experience. I feel for you man, always waking up under a different bridge, walking around in urine soaked jeans begging for another dollar/forint/lira just so you could get drunk on Palinka. My dog has a better existence you, and judging my your pathetic dribble on here, has more intelligence as well.
Lets see, you went to a refugee camp in 74, lets assume you were approx 18 at the time, that puts you into the 50 plus age category. Fits perfect as you would be what we call the baby boomer demographic, always fucking crying about how bad things were blah blah blah, dont u ever get sick of playing the violin?
@Canadian: Bumpkin Canadian Invisible Queen's Transvestite Foot Servant.
"The Queen is a symbolic figure, she has no political input into Canada."
MY NOD IN FULL AGREEMENT: Of course not. Plus, she is not even Canada's queen, but Great Britain's queen, eh? Unless she does part-time work in North America and the Artic Circle region, that is. As Mrs. Santa Claus in the summer camps, perhaps? Well, does she or doesn't she?
"California has more people then the majority of Eastern European countries."
MY TAKE ON THAT STATEMENT; Okay, but would you really place the life of a bastard queen of another country on this here wager?
"I have never in my entire adult life seen a troll like you before..."
"... EXCEPT FOR EVERY MORNING WHILE I TAKE A SHIT FRONT OF MY DRESSING MIRROR." Is what you meant to say, Fool?
"I have two kids already..."
MY TAKE UPON LEARNING THAT DISTURBING NEWS: Yeah, and I just bet they are two too many already. Correct?
Canadian, you've gotta be crapping me, Man!!! YOU - a FATHER!??? No fricking way, Nordic Jerkmeister.
"its a joy and wonder that you will never experience."
MY SUGGESTION: Let me see now, Canadian. The two kids, they were your Hungo-wife's dowry from one of her previous marriages to various members of the Ukrainian waterpolo team, huh?
"My dog has a better existence you."
MY RELATED QUESTION: You teach "your" kids the intricacies of the Ingles language and Ingles grammar in your spare time, do you now, Obviously Illiterate Canadian Loser?
"Lets see, you went to a refugee camp in 74, lets assume you were approx 18 at the time..."
MY TAKE: Buddy, you are obviosuly either BLIND and/or SIGHTLESS, so whart you "see" doesn't amount to a whole lot of hot Scheisse, see?
"you would be what we call the baby boomer demographic..."
MY TAKE ON THE ABOVE: On the other hand, you probably croak before you see 40, buddy. Your kind, well, let's just say you won't be collecting social security welfare payments from your Majestic, the Freeloader Queen, My Dear Canadian.
"dont u ever get sick of playing the violin?"
MY DIRECT RESPONSE: No, but thank you for asking this, anyhow. Why, did I really stuck that fiddle up your raggedy arse a bit too far, or what?
BTW, tell us about the time when you were so loaded and blind, you eat that kaka instead of the chocolate ice cream -- and then asked for some whipped cream to top it off at the end!!!
And now -- scram, You African Tse-tse Fly of a Major Nusisance.
Wow. Expat Hun's rants are getting longer and less
coherent. You appear to be really full of hate.
Watch out man, you're gonna blow a fuse soon.
@Rabid Kutya, you must have hate inside you if you can see hate in someone else. No? I don't even live in Europe, Partisan Canine, so why should I have hate in me? About what? That is such a Euro-thing, anyhow.
I am not blowing anything, either, as I look upon Canadian as a historical relic, a bona-fide anthropological find. You just cannot find them on every street corner, you know. Well, maybe only in the 8th district of Pest.
It bothers me a tad, however, that Neanderthal-class absolute morons such as Canadian are legally permitted to have children. If indeed he has a pair of them, as he/it claims.
Imagine what those poor creatures are going to grow up into.... "Canada, Jr"? Brrrr... Heck, you need a license to keep a fricking dog, but anyone, no matter how abnormal of a sociopath, can have children?
Hey, maybe the new Canadian government will toughen up things in this department, you think? Right after they finish up over their in Afghanistan by winning the fricking war finally, after eight long years of struggle.
Anyhow, Kedves Kutya.... what's Canadian to you? Is he/it your fairy godmother perhaps?
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Louis Riel Lives! Arf!
@Canadian:
Didn't I tell you ? ExpatHun probably has got rabies, foaming at his mouth...
@ExpatHun:
Contrary to your screaming, the beautiful Spa of Heviz, where we live is booming with business in winter, of course it is a bit more quiet than say in August, but we like that.
There still is enough to do, a few good restaurants to spend your money and my beautiful and sexy hungarian woman...
About Expat Hun. You missed one more alias, Beju. He could have entered the competition above as he is the biggest fake tit on this site.
david, Beju is not the same as Expat Hun/Advice Man/Fantron/Nyalasi/Kocsog/Bela/Filmic/Donizelli/Gyuszi G.. Beju couldn't go two comments without foaming at the mouth about Jews.
Lots of useless fucking assholes conregate on pestiside.hu, unfortunately.
Dear Expat Hun AKA Filmic AKA Bela AKA ,
thank you for your insight, however, TL;DR
In future, try talking less shit and more sense.
@Oliver: go right ahead, fuck your whore of a mummy in the butt.
I'm really concerned about ExpatHun. Maybe he is ill (yes I know he is sick...), his last post was so short...
We will all miss him ...
@Expat Hun, If only your father had done the same before you were conceived.
@WTF - He wanted to, but couldn't afford the 500 HUF.
@wolfi: you go right on ahead, buddy, fuck your mummy in the fanny, sonny.
@WTF: you too go right on ahead, sonny, and fuck your mummy in the fanny, buddy.
@Azamat Tukbayev: you also should go right on ahead, dummy, and fuck your mummy in the fanny, sonny.
Or else, the three of your abberant piss-drinkers get together with Erik and Oliver, and do a public circle fuck on Roosevelt Square.
@Ex Hungo - Public circle fuck, Roosevelt square? Sounds great. I've got the 500 HUF for your mom. If the others have their money too, I'll bet
this will be the best story ever on pestiside.
@Azamat Tukbayev, for YOU and only you, there is a special program going on, friend. 200 forints, and you can butt-violate yourself for a full 30 minutes. Easy as peasy, Idiotowski.
@Exfat Pun. I feel so left out. Will you please call me an 'abberant piss-drinker' (whatever that is-I love new words). By the way, already fucked the old-dear today, so can i have a different suggestion from you, thanks you big old fake tit. (sticking to the above story). x
@Expat Hun, you mean aberrant and surely if I drank piss then that would infer I'm aberrant unless of course you're suggesting drinking piss is the norm?
Too funny, Expat Hun. You told me everyone here laughs at me. It seems like a little projection going on because they seem to be laughing at you. Touche'
Thank god (or whom whatsoever you like...) - ExpeeHun is back to his old form, now we have again a reason/a thing to laugh at - well, calling him a thing is probably too arrogant, better call him a creature.
I wonder if he trats people the same in real life, would probably get him a few fists in the face. So he only comes out at night to scream at others who can't hurt him...
@david: You ain't worth a good, old-fashioned piss, let alone a relief crap, Bud. Sorry 'bout all that, You Sickening Pervert, You.
@WTF: Cheers!!! Egeszsegedre, You Abberant Gnome!
@Plummed like an Idiot: Nothing for you, You Little Nothing.
@wolfi: You still ain't worth piping hot sheite, Fool.
Anybody else thirsty of hungry for the good stuff, eh?
@Expat Hun - please tell me how many times you need to masturbate in your own feces before it's considered "unhealthy"
If I may be permitted to return to the original
subject, this chick
http://missplastichungary.com/dontoseink/cser-
franciska?lang=hu had her toes done (as well as face
and knockers). WTF???
EXPAT HUN...you freeking canadian in desquise, get a life..instead of wacking off on pestiside and poluting the web go get a hooker and release some of the stress. or keep at it, wont be long before you die , going at this rate.
another 2 forints by Bigger Cock, is getting errect now after all this posting
ExpatHun and all your friends, you are the insects
that live on the shit I wipe off my hole. Go and be
boring somewhere else.
@Oliver, the All-Twisted Sick Fuck: You ain't worth a good old-fashioned piss, let alone a relief kaka crap, buddy. And now, kindly go and fuck yourself in the raggedy cornhole with that oversized cucumber and/or corn, you sickening pervert, you.
BTW, did your whore of a mother ever tell you that you stink? I bet you were doing it with her too, right? Sick fuck = Oliver.
@Kicsike Budos Fasz: Man, you really are nothing but an abberant gnome!
@C'est Moi: Shutdefuckup already, fool. Nothing for you, you little dumb nothing. You still ain't worth piping hot sheite, fool.
@Heavy metal: you are indeed light-weight when it comes to your brain. Apparently, you've been drinking too much piss and eating too much sheite over the years. Yeah, that must be it, definitely.
And equally obviously, you are still thirsty and hungry for the good stuff, huh?
You rotting freak of nature, you.
Hey There, anybody knows where that pathetic, dumb disgrace of Canada, i.e. "Canadian" is hiding these days? He's been awfully queit of late, they probably deported his illegal Hungo-wife back to the Old Country, put up his two kids for forced adoption, and tossed Canada's Latest Shame back to the rubber room. Would be my best guess, anyhow.
