Today's Public Service Announcement: Zita Görög Actually Not In New Playboy Issue

Apparently it's not enough for Hungarian Playboy to remove women's genitalia in their photospreads. The Hungarian edition of the thinking man's porn magazine has only mustered up a couple of good celebrity pictorials in the previous year. Perhaps hoping to boost sales with a repeat pictorial from onetime semi-official Pestiside muse Zita Görög, the magazine's hopes were dashed when she turned them down. Local edition editor Péter Radnai didn't let this get in the way, and went ahead with the cover for the current issue you can see here. See, it's Zita Görög, right? Well, umm, the fine print beneath her name actually says "her Argentian doppelganger," since the woman on the cover is really Evangelina Carrozzo. And while we've got nothing against Miss Carrozzo, who probably was just as surprised as Zita Görög to see the latter's name on the cover, all we can say is: "For the love of all that's not-so-holy, Hugh, get rid of these bozos!"