Shocking but true! Longtime contributor X has just informed us of a harrowing run-in with the law last night that resulted from his seemingly innocuous decision to urinate in public in downtown Pest. According to a clearly shaken X, he had just begun to unleash his mighty stream onto a building around 10 meters up Mozsár utca from Nagymező utca in District VI at around 2:00 a.m. last night when a police car approached – “cherries flashing” – and came to a halt at the scene.
While the police let X off with only a warning, he stressed to us that they were “super-serious” about the incident. We don’t know what exactly the penalty would have been had the police been really pissed and decided to press charges. Let’s hope it’s at least as hefty as whatever fine they hand out for spewing out a giant pond of frothing sick. Anyway, don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Certainly one of the most useful public service announcements to come out of pestiside. I’ve been caught short many times…but always dreaded elderly pedestrians and their tsk tsk more than the blue/whites. Now I have been warned. Also nice to see how late S.J. stayed out last night. A well-endeavored bon voyage.
A few other things should be banned and seriously punished besides peeing in public. I was watching TV the other night. For some reason 3 or 4 channels turn into filthy blow job channels at night. It’s pretty sick and disgusting, you want to watch the Hitler channel (aka. History channel) and they break in the middle of an interesting documentary and switch to BJ and Anal Entertainment or something. Anyway, back to the topic, I noticed on one of these channels the familar site of the Castle and the Chain Bridge as the background of some hard-core banging in broad daylight. Well, this should very much illegal unless Budapest has become the home of limitless tolerance when it comes to pissing, and littering and tagging and defacing historic landmarks and public display of sexual perversion (hetero or homo). Anything goes excep for throwing shoes at out-of-place Soviet Occupation Memorials or placing pig feet into shoes or displaying a banner with a March 15th related quote on March 15.
@ S.J.
Well that’s just great…they took away the only Hungarian thing that was really easy to learn!
@ Godot
You are lucky you get the free Magyar porn Bazmeg…UPC Sat doesn’t swtich over to porn
The penalty is normally 8000 forints and a police record–cheaper to find a McDonalds!
Godot,
“the familar site of the Castle and the Chain Bridge as the background of some hard-core banging in broad daylight”
Nice to see that you are really checking out the scenery.
Obviously you are not watching UPC Cable either, then they are not doing that.
So what is left, MatavCable/Sat?
Or you are not at all in Hungary?
You never ever claimed to live in Hungary today, only Stan did that. After spending 20 years in the US or more in the rotten boroughs of New Jersey.
Viking,
Took me a while, but I found your picture:
http://tinyurl.com/n9q6pd
Give yourself up.
Stan,
Ah, your alter ego, Godot, makes his second poo-poo in his life.
But why do always go public with everything?
As usual with you guys, a lot of bull-shit, maybe more shit than bull, though.
The title of the picture is:
“The Birth of Viking”
http://tinyurl.com/n9q6pd
Comic genius, You guys should take that show on the road…really, take is somewhere else, I hear Mali is nice this time of year.
“Citizen X” should have remembered the Golden Rule of Street Slashing. Never piss on the buildings but do it in the gutter. No one likes to unintentionally step in someone else’s golden shower as it runs down the sidewalk or worse yet in an entry way.