Self-confessed tipsy TV presenter and our nominee for minister of something Linda Zimány (right, tasting her armpit) took her clothes off for the new issue of Hungarian Playboy, and managed to disappoint the nation, our non-family-friendly nor work-safe sister-site sexiside.hu reports. Apparently the pictorial was billed as her going totally naked, only to be totally naked without baring anything more than her breasts. So great was the disappointment expressed by many members of celebrity forum sztar.com hoping to see a bit more of Linda, that she wrote in to the forum herself stating that these were the kinds of pictures she was willing to pose for, (as in she won’t show more), and that she doesn’t understand men with a vagina fixation, never mind that men without a vagina fixation read Playgirl instead of Playboy.
TV Presenter’s Playboy Pictorial Fails to Give Readers a Rise
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Beautiful.
Why is she licking her armpit??
WHO CARES?!
I CARE! During my middlingly long and colourful life I have had the fortune to know and, occasionally get intimate with, many young and photogenic ladies whose occupations have been characterised by the removal of their clothes and looking sexy (models, dancers, ‘glamour girls’, strippers, exotic dancers, cheerleaders, bored Kensingtonian housewives, harem girls, gaishas, Thai-ladyboys, Paris Hilton, Sentatorial interns, Californian female wrestlers, Fox News journalists, Russian/Italian gameshow contestants and lollypop ladies)(But strangely never a hooker). Not one of them ever licked her own armpit! Nipples, yes. Tips of their noses, yes. Lips, fingers, that’s natural. And once a woman licked my armpit in Lima at a bus stop but that’s another story for another time.
This women must be a freak, a twisted Hungarian armpit fetishist who wantonly displays her lude and bizarre behaviour for all the world to see! She must be hounded by the tabloid press, for all to deride and mock. Unleash the redtop hounds at once!
Either that or her deodourant tastes of honey or lemon or something tasty. I smell a possible commercial tie-in perhaps.
I was only asking because I was wondering if it was on purpose, if this actually works for some guys…I seem to remember some sexually charged armpit licking in the trailer of an Almodovar movie – haven’t seen the film itself, the armpit unsettled me too much. Demagogue, can I buy you a drink? It sounds like you have some anecdotes; I’ll sign all rights to Deep Fried Turo Rudi(tm) over to you for the Lima story! (=^.^=)
Oh come on, hasn’t she just positioned her tongue a few cm from her upper arm? She’s well away from touching her own armpit. The photographer probably just said “wrap your arm alluringly over your head and stick your tongue out”.
If she’d wanted to actually lick it, she could have done – I’ve just managed to lick mine without too many contortions. Tasted slightly of stale deodorant. Nice.
FayeFaye please feel free to post some armpit-to-tongue snaps on here and I’ll happily let you know what (if anything) it does for me.:-)
Toby, I’m sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this photo, but as with most things in life, the lies, half-truths and fiction is so much more entertaining than the naked (see what I did there?) truth. Because in the cold, harsh light of reality, you don’t want to see me lick anything, believe me.
@FayeFaye. It’s your visionary thinking that has produced the wonderful idea of the Deep-fried Turo Rudi(tm). I bow to your forward thinking but then again free drinks are always good with me.
As for the armpit licker in Lima, well let’s just say that my Spanish isn’t good and her English was even worse. I think I asked the way to the beach, but she thought I was asking her for an armpit licking maybe. She told me to follow her and 5 minutes later I was sat in a bar, nowhere near the beach, having my ear nibbled and armpit licked. And she kept showing me a picture of her boyfriend for some reason. Managed to escape with my bag and wallet after 3 hours in a seedy, shitty part of Old Lima. I’ll never know why she did it, but it was certainly my highlight of Peru, forget all the Inca ruins, Machu Pichu and the Nazca lines, what everyone should go there for is a good armpit licking.
@Demagogue: who said I was buying? I love the story, but it still begs the question: why were your armpits exposed? Or did she get you undressed, in which case you can’t use the ‘I had no idea what was going on’ excuse. And if it was a tanktop, I will have to seriously revise my sketchy impression of you…maybe she was showing you her boyfriends pic because he needed a heart transplant, and she was trying to let you know that she’d fulfill all your perverted western desires to get the money for the operation…oh, the possibilities.
Re: ‘who said I was buying?’ Oh, apparently I did. Never mind. I obviously started the drinking already.:)
@FayeFaye. How did you guess I was going through my tanktop stage at the time? That’s what happens when you read Arena and believe what they say about style. And yes initially I was trying to fulfill my perverted western desires (which are too many to list here), but this was before I learnt that only perverted westerners can fulfill perverted western desires. Hence why I live in BP and only date Hungarians..:)
I’m torn whether to point out at this point that I am Hungarian or that I don’t live in Bp…but on a serious note: since when do Hungarians count as westerners? The shared armpit licking tendencies with Lima should be a strong argument to the contrary. That’s the anthropologist in me, but from an economical point of view we can soon be lucky if the Balkans accept us as one of their own.
Maybe we can campaign for armpit licking to be included in future surveys of economics around the world. I’m sure the WTO would agree to it.
As for the Balkan imitation that Hungary seems so intent on following, it could be worse. The country could be aiming for Albanian or Macedonian (or should that be FYROMian) levels of shittiness.