Csézy Underwhelms More than Pestiside Staff

Last night, Hungarian singer Csézy underwhelmed more than just us, as she failed to advance to the Eurovision finals to be held tomorrow night. As the rules originally stood, Hungary should have automatically qualified for this year's final based off Magdi Ruzsa's top ten finish last year, but owing to some reason we're too lazy to look up, the rules were changed, and we had to take part in the semis again. This result pretty much deflates our sails, as the whole point of Eurovision is to drink to excess while rooting for your nation and hurling ethnic slurs at the neighboring countries' participants. And while we'll still be talking trash about the bloodthirsty Serbs or the hairy-soled Romanians, it just won't be the same.