From longtime reader K.E. we get the stunning news that – brace yourself – PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!! According to the celebrity-hunting website celebslam, someone surreptitiously snapped (or had a PR flack leak to the press) the above picture of the infamous American hotel heiress slut queen holding a travel itinerary indicating that, well, PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!! From what we can tell, the reason PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!! is that she is dating a guy named, oh who cares, who is in some band that is playing the PeCsá, and if she hasn’t already found some better bed to jump in, logic follows that PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!!
Again, in case the above is not clear: PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!!
Unfortunately, this is all we can tell you now, other than to make sure you’re not going anywhere in the next few days, because PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!!
So have a good weekend, and don’t forget: PARIS HILTON WILL BE IN BUDAPEST ON MONDAY!!!
So will Paris Hilton be in Budapest on Monday or not? Its not clear from the article.
Here’s a tip if you meet see her – don’t call her an “infamous American hotel heiress slut queen” like you have in the article.
How the heck is it going to get from 18 Avenue de Suffren to Budapest? From the look of it it weights in at about 1/4million tonnes of steel, glass and concrete. Where will it stay in Budapest? Where will this large structure visit nexr?
I hope she goes to Creol. The hos in that bar will out-Paris Paris. Though, not on a Monday night I suppose.
Who cares? I mean, really?
I do! Really! For a start, for all her follies, she’s still light years better-looking than that fucking bitch what’s-her-face Kelemen whatever or any Hungo biatch celebs. And for us poor retarded Hungarians who have to put up with skanks like Győzike, Pákó and Anettka, this is is good enough reason to celerate this gorgeous gal. I love you Paris! xxx
Sigh, the only people dumber than Paris Hilton are the people who love and pay attention to her ….
“loving” and paying attention are two very different things. c’mon, her skin flick clip was great, you’ve gotta hand it to her.
If anyone has a problem telling Paris Hilton apart from all the other local look-alikes, PH apparently has got a bruised chin: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=552031&in_page_id=1773
God Bless Her! and you Vladimir!
Bill,
For someone who cares so little you have already written twice, given her attention. Do you know “lose the game” http://www.losethegame.com/, it might be insightful for you
BTW. I just lost the game