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Is Budapest Scarier than LA?
The following was recently sent in via our little "anonymous tipjar" down at the bottom of the page:
You are making me scared now.... [I've been] thinking of going to Budapest for a month [but] now I don't know...
B - los angeles
Maybe we're missing something, but doesn't it seem a little strange that someone from the world capital of earthquakes, landslides, brush fires, gang-wars between hair-netted Mexicans and gold-toothed blacks, egg-white-only omelets, Lindsay Lohan and other assorted horrors is scared of visiting Budapest? Anyway, we'll take it as a compliment.
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SITE FEEDTraumatised teens trekking their thread-bare toes to true tranquility,tortured through the terror thrown to them "The Transylvanian Tyke of Terror™"tracing their tracks to the town 'Terminator'.L.A. my arse.Stay there you fool.
amen! you know what would happen? someone with that kind of attitude generally draws trouble (you get what you're afraid of) then begins to write syndicated columns, goes on oprah and jay lenno to talk about the horrors of visiting budapest, turkey.
There are parts of Budapest I'm not keen on walking through at night. There are areas of Los Angeles I avoid *driving* through during the day.
David well done, a super illiteration. It was spoiled slightly by the 'tyke of terror' but it is worth the 'Golden Dog Biscuit'!
Yes, let's brown-nose over David. Give him a chocolate bar.
Budapest gets hyped up by bored tourists and expat Huns. When they get home, it's always a better story to tell of moustachioed beefheads and bloodied knives than quaint buildings and underhand taxi drivers.
I would describe it more as Tir Na nOg, the land of eternal youth, beautiful maidens skipping through the glades, each as desirable as the next. I watch one as she passes me by, the leaves brushing over her supple, caramel coloured legs, hair glinting as the evening sun casts it's lukewarm glow over her entire being. Her shapely body, a temple fit for a king, one that every king would wish to conquer, penetrate her every defense...
but that's just me!
