Mid-Week Briefing: Arrest, Release, Escape, Disorientation, Survival, Deliverence

It's Wednesday, and that can only mean one thing, it's time for the Mid-Week Briefing™ , Pestiside.hu's occasionally on-time round-up of the week's smallest, but no less amusing and/or horrifying stories tossed together, spiced up and given a good shake. And of course there's the latest on the Transylvanian Tyke of Terror™, the greatest threat to Hungarian, and now Romanian, homeland security this century.

• A 32-year-old woman in Budapest's District XVII was arrested in December for corruption and endangering of minors. More than ten teenage boys between the ages of 12 and 20 regularly visited the MILF for sexual favours delivered free of charge. According to the neighbours, the boys were often seen standing in a line at her door and the walls of the apartment are decorated with scribbles from satisfied customers. Worse still, the woman's 12-year-old daughter and ten-year old son were often either witnesses to the underage fuck-fests or locked out of the apartment altogether. [hirszerzo.hu]

• Having served ten years in prison for the murder of an 11-year-old girl, Gábor Tánczos wanted nothing more than a Túró Rudi to kick-start life on the straight and narrow. Bodyguards more used to guarding celebrities like Woody Allen and Tom Hanks were waiting for him and accompanied him home, deftly avoiding the clamor of photographers and offering their services for free because they believe he is innocent. The first thing he ate when he got home was a Túró Rudi, Hungary's favorite chocolate covered curd snack. [stop.hu]

• Mega-actress Charlize Theron thinks that Budapest is the capital of Turkey, even though we know for a fact that she has been partying in one of our seedier bars. [dailymail.co.uk]

• The Transylvanian Tyke of Terror™ has been found visiting his sister after escaping an institution in Csíkszereda (Miercurea-Ciuc). István G. (no, the "G" doesn't stand for "gangsta") is suspected of making the 200-km journey by train, hiding under a seat. [Index.hu]

• An 85-year-old man survived a brush with a train in Pöstye this week while pushing his bicycle around railway barriers that were down in anticipation of an oncoming locomotive. Despite these obvious warnings, the man was stricken by panic and fell into the path of the train. The driver tried to stop the engine but failed to avoid the pensioner. The death-defying wrinkly clambered from the wreckage and, refusing paramedics' offers to take him to the hospital, walked home with his bicycle. [stop.hu]

• The floor of a seminary in Budapest's District VIII began to smoulder in a non-Biblical sense after a heating pipe from the room below grew too hot. Firefighters were alerted and fixed the problem before anyone was burned alive. [index.hu]