MP's Daughter Wages Silicon War on Hungary's Alpha Whore

A complex sexual/political catfight looks like it might blow up in the tabloids as Györgyi Keleti (note the extra "i"), daughter of socialist party MP and former minister of defence György Keleti has thrown her giant bra into the ring against Hungary's reigning silicon slut queen Anna Kelemen. Györgyi, who has just had another boob job, makes plain her claim to the "kebelcsoda" (boob beauty) crown on the front cover of today's Színes Bulvár Lap, which lines them up breast to breast as in the competition to be Hungary's answer to Paris Hilton, the world's number one tabloid whore. And studying the photos (left, or click the link above for a bigger eyeful), it's not hard to see why, it's neigh on impossible to tell them apart.

No matter, Kelemen is not willing to entertain suggestions that there is a pretender to her throne, which she cemented when a "casting" video was leaked onto the Internet. "I haven't really noticed that she looks just like me. But she can copy me if she wants, she can try to steal my laurels, but she won't, because I am an individual," she pouts. "I am not past it. Anna Kelemen is not finished yet. Györgyike is no enemy to me, she can't knock me off my crown."

But Györgyi fights back: "There's no way I would want anything to do with her laurels?! This is plain dumb, I'm much more clever and intelligent than her, the thought hadn't even occurred to me. I am disappointed in Anna that all she can do is criticize people, because I always respected her for openly accepting that she is a plastic woman."

With trash talk like that, she should have followed in her father's footsteps.