Slovakia Leads Way to Dark Ages, via YouTube

The threat from neighboring Slovakia is even more terrifying than we thought, especially if you, like us, have a deep-seated fear of heavy metal and youths denouncing Hungary in bad English. Because that's exactly what you see if you click the YouTube video above, uploaded to the online mpeg repository by 21-year-old Hungary-hater werwolfSSlovakia. These kids are worryingly, and hilariously, serious about their homeland, proclaiming "Always opposite Hungary!" and "Slovakia is heart Europe!!!" Judging by their language skills and taste in music, it's obvious the second statement isn't true, but it has to be said, they do have some nice scenary and old buildings.

(Editors Note: Due to a clamor in the Hungarian press, YouTube has spoilt our fun and removed this brilliantly pathetic video.)