Erect Nipples All Round at Miss Balaton Freeze-Fest

Despite the weekend's Baltic temperatures, a new champion was crowned at this year's Sió Miss Balaton pageant in Siófok on Saturday. Linda Zimány, a former Britney Spears lookalike (as you can see from the picture), took the crown ahead of Pestiside's hot, hot, hot favorite Anett Maximovics. Reports in both Velvet and Origo.hu's Tabu are fawning enough to suggest that the reporters were blinded by the impressive array of erect nipples on show as evening temperatures plunged into the teens.

Or that the event really was superbly well organized and that the girls absolutely were "intelligent as well as pretty" ("Nemcsak szépek, okosak is"), but probably that Hungary's two top news portals were just taking the piss. In any case, the pictures look great, so we can't wait for more of the same next year.