Xavér Varnus's Return of the Prodigal Father

Hungarian organanist and self-confessed superstar Xavér Varnus (just check out his outrageously over the top website bio) has finally been reunited with his long-lost son after 19 years. The artist (pictured fiddlig with his organ) was exiled in Canada when he left his two year-old with his first wife in Toronto and never bothered to look him up. At least until he found him on the internet (something we sadly failed to manage), says Velvet. To the organist's surprise, he discovered on a two-week get-together in Paris that his son Daniel is just like him. "He undresses just like me and he hits on girls in the same way," beamed the 42 year-old musician. In fact, Daniel almost missed his flight after spending the night with, not one, but two girls. Let's hope little Daniel doesn't have the same attitude to fatherhood.