Forget Pálinka for Breakfast, a Real Hangover Cure is Here

The world has Hungarians to thank for many things: helicopters, hydrogen bombs, vitamin C, ball-point pens and computers (at least that's what it says right here). That's old news, all these are about to be overshadowed by the mother or all inventions - a soft drink that looks set to improve the lives of millions of people all over the world. Soberguard, developed by Kecskemét-based Perfect Fond Kft., combats the symptoms of a hangover (macskajaj) by "cataliyzing the enzymatic alcohol metabolism pathways." Companies in the United States, Great Britain and Japan have expressed the most interest in the product, but negotiations are underway with a total of 30 countries, reports mfor.hu. The product is set to hit Hungarian shelves by the summer.

The concoction is rich in Vitamin C and Fructose+15 Natural Herbs, Propolis and Aloe Vera and claims to offer "clear wakefullness" and reduce alcohol in the human body by up to four times (75%) faster after consumption.

The SOBERGUARD drink contains fructose 15 natural herbs+propolis and aloe vera convers to a modified form of the glucose molecule. Metabolism o fit leads the accumulation of NADH cofaktor. This excess helps to reducate back the oxyganeted NADP+ in the ethanolinducible microsomal ethanol- oxidizing system to NADPH. This biochemical process results the fast effects of SOBERGUARD drink. The special natural plant extraction and the vitamine- C help to neutralize the free radikals and help to abolish the hangover feelings (head-ache, sickish feeling). Soberguard reduce the alcohol content in blood and body up to 4x faster in 60 minutes after consumption depend on user’s weight, healthy and sociability of the alcohol.

We don't care that it's a load of gibberish, as long as the stuff works.