World Holds Breath as Project X Countdown Commences

Yes, we are again in light-posting mode. But instead of just giving you a vague excuse about having to do some difficult and sensitive work on an Earth-shattering new project, this time we are going to give you a vague and tantalizing excuse about having to do some difficult and sensitive work on an Earth-shattering new project. Aside from it being difficult and sensitive work, we can now reveal that the Earth-shattering new project is similar in some ways to the gizmo on the right, except that it's orange and yellow, and is not likely to cause the death of everyone within a 1,000 kilometer radius. Well, unless you keep bugging us while we are doing our difficult and sensitive work. So just sit tight, and keep your fingers crossed.