Scenery-Chewing Hungarian Shines in New Harry Potter Film

It's just a month and a day until the worldwide opening of the latest installment in the latest Harry Potter movie, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," and believe it or not, the movie actually features a Hungarian in a key role. Despite the Steven Spielberg-like secrecy surrounding the production, we've discovered that one the highlights of the film is a scene involving the young wizard and a pants-poopingly terrifying Hungarian Horntail dragon.

We're slightly ashamed to say that we'd never heard of our national monster until last week. But we've since done a bit of research on online HP fanzines and other dubious sources we won't bother linking to, and are happy to report that he (or she) is one seriously badass Mofo. In fact, the horntail seems to be about three times as mean and destructive as the other dragons found in the region, the Romanian Longhorn, the Ukrainian Ironbelly. According to this official-looking bestiary of HP-related dragons here are the HH's vital stats:

Appearance: Black scales, bronze horns, spiked tail
Eyes: Yellow, vertical pupils
Roar: Yowling, screeching scream
Flame: Up to fifty feet
Food: Goats, sheep, humans
Eggs: Cement-colored with very hard shells

And not only that, apparently they are already flogging Lego models of our guy looking like he is about to make a quick lunch of the insufferable teen warlock. We're not going to get our hopes up too much about this, as the Potter movies follow the books pretty closely, and from what we understand, Harry made it though the last book alive. Then again, if you're going up against a Hungarian Horntail on his home territory, our guess is anything is possible.