Hungo Porn Queen Nabbed After Highway Catfight!

Anyone out there fitted with a pacemaker or who otherwise suffers from a weak heart should stop reading right now, because frankly, your odds of making it through this story alive are iffy. From all-time tabloid champ Blikk, we hear that Hungarian porn starlet-turned-director Judy Nero was recently caught by the police attacking another woman on an unidentified road somewhere in Hungary, because the other driver didn't use her signals properly.

"She was driving ahead of me when suddenly, without using the blinker, she turned and stopped in front of me on the road," Judy told Blikk. "I had to floor the brake pedal to stop. I got out and went up to the lady to politely ask her why she didn't use the blinker. She flippantly said she didn't want to, and if I had problems with that, I was welcome to go to hell." It was at this point that Judy (pictured above left, in an unrelated girl-on-girl brawl with Dorothy Black) started spitting at the other woman, and kicking her car with her high-heels. And by the time police arrived, the women were "fighting like cats."

And if you write something mean about me, I'll poke your *@#%ing eyes out.

As Blikk tells it, Judy didn't stop kicking and spitting until the police told her she would be taken into custody. The officers then helped the women reach an agreement. As for Judy - whose real name seems to be Judit Faragó, but who is also known as Juditta, Judita, Judita Jones, Elise, and Jenni - she said her only regret was that no one had taped the fight, because it would have made a great scene in one of her movies. On the other hand, there is nothing preventing her from re-staging the magic moment. In fact, we even have a few ideas about who could play Judy's tormentor.... oh, no, there goes our heart again.