Celebrity Skin Shockers: Imitation Britney in Imitation Sex Tape

If someone offers you a video with the title "Király Linda orgiája" don't get too excited. Színes Bulvár Lap reports that several "highbrow and well-educated" men have visited the tabloid's offices in recent days to hand over copes of a super-raunchy porno movie allegedly starring Linda Király, a.k.a. the "Britney Spears of the Carpathian Basin." (Just in case you're in the mood for a little Hungarian lesson, the title means "Linda Király's Orgy,"; the "ja" on the rear end of "orgiája" means her or his orgy rather than, well, "orgy" - "ja!") While the men insisted that the girl in the movie is Linda, the paper swears it isn't Linda, just someone who looks vaguely similar to Linda. Of course, it's no great shock that there are tapes purporting to be of famous singers and the like engaging in unspeakable acts floating around Budapest, what with ersatz celebrity erotica being one of Hungary's few remaining growth industries. Instead, our question is exactly what kind of "highbrow and well-educated" men show up at the offices of lowbrow tabloids and demand the authentication of hard-core orgy smut supposedly featuring famous teenybopper singers? If anyone knows, please drop us a line, because we're currently hiring.

On the other hand, pin-up pop star Andi of pop band Fresh has made her official debut as a nudie pinup in the latest issue of the Hungarian edition of Playboy. "I got a little scared when it was time to take off my bra, but fortunately, I loosened up quite fast," Andi told Blikk. We'll say. Meanwhile, her boyfriend Frenki went on record saying that he is more than happy for Andi to drop her top because he wants everyone to know what a hot girlfriend he has. If only Frenki was also going out with Gabriella Tóth, we'd be set.