Pestiside Staff: Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!

In yet another addition to our ever-growing editorial roster, Pestiside is proud to announce the appointment of Kelly as contributing editor. Like many one-named super-mega-celebrities, Kelly needs no introduction. But we're going to give him one anyway, not because it makes him look good - he already looks too good to be true - but because it makes us look fabulous. So if you've ever wondered what was behind all those white teeth and tight abs, now's your chance to find out...

A social lioness with the sleek frame of a Brazilian panther, Kelly is often seen at Hungary's most exclusive gatherings draped in the latest in designer wear, as well as dramatic creations from his own atelier. In addition to his growing eminence in Budapest's salons and ballrooms, Kelly recently launched a one-man crusade to make Budapest the undisputed style capital of the New Europe. As part of this campaign, he can often be found helping others trade in their frumpy selves and drab, dutiful existences for sexy new bodies and electrifying lives of swank and sinful decadence.

Kelly is a partner in Aita Studio, Hungary's leading corporate gift and specialty home design center. He is also known as the "mosaic empress of Budapest" as a result of his work designing and installing bespoke mosaic tile in prestigious residences and businesses throughout Hungary, including 's most luxurious hotel property, the Four Seasons Hotel Gresham Palace Budapest.

A Cancer, Kelly was born in an ice cave far above the Tropic of Cancer and west of the Prime Meridian, the offspring of a legendary runway model and a notorious outlaw who was slain in a hail of gunfire moments after their sole coupling. When not traveling Europe and the world, Kelly makes his home in a sumptuous palace in Pest, which is often the site of feral and ultra-fashionable parties.

His "beats" includes society, fashion, shopping, and queer affairs, and he can be reached through via Pestiside's normal tips hotline.